Abstract: Imagine you own a bakery in the modern world. Everything is calm and you enjoy your quiet life. What happens when someone new appears and seems to be a constant presence in your life!
Rating: Fluff, Comfort, SFW, GN! Reader, Modern!AU RoR, OOC, Strangers to lovers, Strangers to friends, Strangers to enemies
First Order: Skolebrød1 (School Bread)
⤷ Imagine a tall, muscular man with the most luxurious hair you've ever seen walking into your shop. Gosh that hair could make anyone jealous, hell it made you jealous. However, it was his height that really stood out. The man had to lean down just to fit into the door.
⤷ At this moment you were glad you weren't up to any funny business. This guy could throw you into the floor and possibly even the basement! If you were up to funny business you should be glad you're not on this guys bad side.
⤷ When he spoke, he seemed neutral. It was hard to get a read on this guy, and not even his eyes conveyed any message. Just silently watching you as you wrote down his order.
⤷ Skolebrød, is what he ordered. A Norwegian bread made with sweet cardamom dough, with a nice creamy vanilla custard in the center of it, finished off with icing and coated in coconut flakes. You actually had to do some research before making it and told him to come back the next day because the dough had to rise and proof before it was ready to be baked.
⤷ He came back the next day, the same time as before. If you were keeping track of the time that is. By then, you were lucky enough to had just finished putting the final touches.
⤷ As you packed the bread into your bakerys to go boxes you 'sneakily' took a closer look at the tall man standing in your bakery. The same man who still looks so out of place in your cutesy environment.
⤷ He had gold markings on his skin, and his eyes, a beautiful shade of gold that reminded you of the flower Bird of Paradise.
⤷ He must've noticed you staring as he sent you a nod, and you felt your face heat up in embarrassment. After that, he paid for the pastries, and left your bakery with the bread you prepared.
Order two: Kvæfjord2 Cake
⤷ Out how you thought you'd never see this man ever again. That beautiful glorious man who you envied because of his lucious hair, flaunting it for the world to see. Some part of you wanted to rip it off in the middle of the night and make a wig of it, having it for your own. Well, maybe thats too far, but he could definitely spare you some!
⤷ You actually didn't run into him while you were running your bakery this time. Nope, it was the weekend and your bakery was closed. So you were only running errands at the local supermarket. So imagine your surprise when you run into that gigantic man in the fruits isle.
⤷ He had those small baskets shoppers had when they don't buy much, which looked comidically smaller in his hands. You had to resist the urge to laugh and he noticed. Gosh was he always this observant? How would you know, you'd only met him a week ago.
⤷ In his basket he actually had ingredients for a cake, and some fruit. So you politely asked if he was making a fruit cake, and he shockingly answered and said no. He was making Kvæfjord. You had never heard of it, but you'd definitely give it a try if given the opportunity.
⤷ Though to think this machine of a man would give baking a try was slightly endearing. Perhaps he's just a sweetheart deep inside (NOT)..
⤷ You spoke with him quite a bit that day, he seems like a good friend!
LEVEL 10/10 (PLATONIC) °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
⤷ You two actually get along quite well! Despite being close, you're still slightly intimated by him. His other friend as well, whose name is Lu Bu is also intimidating. But gosh why are you surrounded by men with long hair? That's just so not fair. You feel like Flynn Rider in Rapuzel while Thor and Lu Bu fight to be who's rapunzeul!
⤷ Occasionally you have to teach him how to bake certain things. Though thats only whenever he has special occasions, he's not much of a sweet tooth.
⤷ Sometimes you guys would play fight, though he'd be careful since he's much taller and stronger than you. However, you can always use a sneak attack, if you want his elbow knocking the air out your lungs that is.
⤷ The closer you two become the more you know about him! Like for example, he works as a combat trainer. Who would've guessed? (You, you would've guessed. This guy has muscles for days and a slim waist.)
⤷ Some days, if not most, you guys can't hang out due to how different and busy your professions are. Though sometimes he'd occasionally visit the bakery for something sweet on his cheat days.
⤷ One day it was raining and thundering really hard. That day you learned he really loved thunder and lightning. If it wasn't really cold and windy maybe you'd have a chance of appreciating it just as much as him. Though, you'd definitely stay indoors for most of it.
⤷ During days when the bakery is open during a thunder storm, he stops by for longer. Enjoying the quiet atmosphere, the smell of coffee and baked goods, as well as the sound of heavy rain accompanied by the occasional roaring clap of thunder.
⤷ For your birthday he and Lu Bu actually tried to bake you a cake. It was good, but it definitely needed some work. At least they took into account your favorite flavor and bought a backup cake in case you didn't like the one they made!
⤷ For gifts he gave you something practical. Like a new apron and baking set, or some new decorations you needed for the new and upcoming seasons you didn't have the funds for just yet. Perhaps he'll give you something other than practical like a trinket or a small bracelet depending on how close of friends the two of you are.
LEVEL 20/10 (ROMANTIC) જ⁀➴ ♡⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
⤵ Order 4: Fyrstekake3 (The Prince’s Cake)
⤷ Scrap everything you know about this guy and be prepared to be blown away. Not only did you score a boyfriend with a 'could care less' expression, but this man also confessed first. It was blunt, yet sweet in its own little charming way. He got you your favorite flowers and took you out to a really fancy dinner. Hell you didn't even know it was in his budget!
⤷ There are many things he lets you do as his lover instead of a friend. For example you can actually braid his hair, so long as you don't cut it. He lets you be more touchy if physical touch is your love language, or he'll stop by the bakery more if it's quality time. Depending on your love language he'd adjust to it. Even if it's hidden by smaller gestures instead of grand ones.
⤷ You guys actually have the time to bake together. Of course you do all the hard work since it's your profession, but if your arm gets tired from mixing, he volunteers to do it despite you having an appliance that does all of it for you. The gestures real sweet though, so sometimes you don't even have the heart to tell him. The one thing he is good at when it comes to baking is time management and cleaning up.
⤷ His home is more on the minimalistic side, but he's not opposed to some of your belongings crowding his space depending on how long you two have been together for. At least his home is millennial grey, in fact it has tones of yellow, darker blues and whites. By far his living room may be the most colorful room in his home. With a dark grey couch, yellow pillows, and a rug you can't really tell the shade of.
⤷ If you're lucky enough maybe he'll let you redecorate his home into something more warm and welcoming. Though you find it charming how his home kind of resembles his look and personality.
⤷ If you two were to move in together it'd definitely be at his apartment/house. No offense to your home, he'd just prefer to have you in a space he's familiar with. Doesn't matter if you lived in an amazing area, you're moving in with him. Not the other way around. He likes being able to support you.
⤷ By no means does that mean he's possessive over you and restricts who you hang out with. He doesn't want you to be extremely co dependent. He just wants you to lean on him on times of need. He completely trusts you and feels assured that you won't do anything to break his trust. So if you hang out with friends the most he'll ask if 'where at?' just in case you need to be picked up latter. He knows some of your friends and trusts them to keep you safe. If not, good luck getting scolded. Your friends are getting scolded too. You all go down together.
⤷ You guys actually have complete trust in each other. Rarely do you guys argue, since he's so calm and prefers to talk about things maturely. Though if you had anger issues he'd give you space to cool off before communicating with you. He knows how important it is to give some people space when they are upset. If you do yell at him while you're extremely upset he doesn't take the words to heart. He knows you're just upset and hopes you'll talk to him later.
⤷ Your date nights include watching movies, going on a picnic, baking a pastry, going to the gym together, hiking, or even going to a fancy restaurant. He pays for everything; your movie ticket, plane ticket, food, parking, ingredients bills, rent, taxes. He does not believe in splitting the bill and refuses no matter your gender. If he sets his mind to something he's going to commit to it.
⤷ If you're scared of something he'll do his best to ease your fears. Despite the fact it may not look like he cares, he cares a lot more than others may think and or believe. He just doesn't know how to properly express it. So everything he does is small gestures that mean the world to you. Oh your scared of spiders? He'll set it outside. Scared of thunder? He'll hold you and softly rub your back until you calm down. Afraid of the dark? He'll give you a small flashlight or keep a lamp on when you sleep.
⤷ He'll introduce you to his family whenever you're comfortable with it. Of course he's met your family as well. Both families seemed pretty accepting of each other so don't be surprised if he suddenly pulls out a ring on you. His father isn't accepting of just anyone, especially since you somehow managed to gain the favor of his father's ravens. Sometimes he swears in his mind that there's a group of unkindness4 following the two of you sometimes.
⤷ If the two of you ever get married it's a grand occasion. His father helps fund the wedding if it's not in your budget. A ton of your family and friends are invited. Even extended family you have never met. Or maybe you just have a ton of friends if you're not close with your family. That's fine too, his family is accepting of you. Though, Thors father, Odin, did have to keep Loki in check just in case he did something rash. Turns out despite the fact you never met the guy, he's a total prankster. So if you want your wedding day to go smoothly, just let Odin handle him.
⤷ If you wanted kids, he'd gladly give them to you. If it's in your capacity to do so. If not, he's plenty ok with adopting a kid! Anything to start that little family of your dreams.
⤷ Let's say you do get pregnant. He manages what you do and lightens your load when you're not looking to make sure you're not stressed. If something can put you or the baby at harm he'll quickly and discreetly remove it. Especially if you love eating fish. Yeah you're not eating another bite of seafood for 10 months.
⤷ If you adopt, he obviously loves the kid in his own way. Though of course he shows love and care in his own quiet, intimidating way. Thor prides himself on the small things like noticing little details. Again he doesn't show much emotion but he still cares and shows that through small acts of service. Never expect him to be grand and dramatic like Loki or Qin Shi Huang. This is Thor we're talking about. He's probably smiled three times your whole relationship.
⤷ Sometimes you do wish Thor showed some emotion, but than again his silence is comforting. Sometimes if you want want to talk he's there to lend a shoulder. Or in this case his whole arm. Can you even reach his shoulder?
⤷ There will be times Thor does show his love and gratitude in different ways. Those are strictly holiday exclusive though. It's up to you what he does.
⤷ Thor does plan on growing old with you, so don't try and betray his trust. He has good faith in this relationship/marriage you two are in.
LEVEL 0/10 (ENEMIES)ــــــــــﮩ٨ـ݁ᛪ༙
⤵ Order 5: Inedible Pastries
⤷ If you somehow managed to make this guy your enemy good luck. He's tall, intimidating, and strong. How exactly did you manage to wrong this guy? Did you give him food poisoning, spit in the batter, not cook the pastry? Well whatever you did it surely rubbed him the wrong way. Now you two don't even get along. AT ALL.
⤷ Somedays when it storms thunder will 'randomly' nearly strike you. You're pretty sure it struck your house a few times when you were rushing to enter. It got so bad even a tree set fire outside of it. You're not sure how to explain that to insurance if it damages something of yours.
⤷ Not only does thunder hate you now, but sometimes you see two ravens watching your every step? Made you think you pissed off a witch. Now she's off to hex you at every step.
⤷ Whenever you cross paths with Thor out in public you just glare at him, and he sends you a static empty stare back. Deep down you just know he's seething. Don't even try to get into a fight with this man.
⤷ No one is willing to to help you fight him. He's like the tallest guy in the town. So you literally got the worst enemy in the world.
⤷ There's zero making amends between the two of you. You're not sure why, no one is sure why. People have tried to get you two to get along. Never happened. Something about him just irks you.
⤷ Maybe it's that long hair of his, or it's that uncomfortably piercing glare, perhaps it's his height. Whatever it is, you guys just never hit it off. You feel bad for anyone who is associated with him. You cannot for the life of you deal with him
⤷ Anytime he's in your premises you swear your cortisol levels are through the roof. Coincidentally someone you do get along with is Loki.
⤷ Loki who enjoys taunting Thor and occasionally brings you along on all his shenanigans. Maybe it's because you get along way better with Loki that you can't tolerate Thors inanimate personality. After all Loki was full of jokes and mischief. And Thor was... existing.
⤷ Well you suppose opposites don't always attract, and maybe you were always bound to be enemies instead of something beneficial or calming between the two of you.
1. School bread, is a Norwegian bread filled with custard in the middle and garnished with coconut shavings. Usually put in school lunches or sold at bake sales! 2. Kvæfjord Cake, a Norweigian cake also known as the world's best cake. Usually eaten during birthdays, weddings, and on Norways constitution day! 3. Fyrstekake, also known as the Princes cake is an almond cake in Norway that is typically eaten during Christmas or any other Holidays throughout the year. 4. Unkindness is the name you call a group of Ravens seen traveling together. Whereas Crows are a group of murders, Ravens are a group of Unkindness.
