#loki?

[fictionkinfessions]

It would be funny if it weren't so sad that I have this knee-jerk reaction any time I see references to my source, I scroll away, no questions asked. Like, people want me to suffer so fucking much for some fucking reason, and yeah, sure, ok, source-canon-me did some fucked up things, I did some fucked up things and then time did a thing and I got to do it again but without fucking up as bad, but like... No? Please? Someone remember that I was LIED TO ABOUT MY PARENTAGE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS and think about that for just one minute. I was not some planned adoption, Father just found me in a temple on a battlefield and went "I'm going to take this child home", who the ABSOLUTE FUCK among the adults could not have known what happened? It's not just Mother and Father who lied to me, it's everyone, and you can fucking bet they all treated me different knowing I was the child of THEIR FUCKING ENEMY WHO THEY THOUGHT OF AS A BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER. What. The. Fuck. Then again, some of the people who talk about my source in this world genuinely believe my source is original content and not, in this world, a bastardization of a far older set of myths, so clearly, they cannot be trusted to think about anything.

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[nowtwopplaremadatme]

I need you guys to listen to this! Soooo (HAHAHA) I’ve been thinking about Owen Wilson’s performances in both Loki and Night at the Museum respectively and the most crazy thing has dawned on me… cracker jacks.

Believe me when I say I have been rolling about laughing for the past five minutes at my discovery, so, bear with me please…

This is so irrelevant, mind:

In Loki s2 ep3 at the world fair thingie we are all well aware of Loki and Mobius’s flirting approach to a mission. Loki says “you’ve got some cracker jack on your chin”.Hm… cracker jack… doesn’t that sound familiar (!!!)

Now, get this, one of Jedediah’s (Owen Wilson) first line’s in night at museum is, and I directly quote, “no can do, cracker jack”. HAHAHAHAHAH. Isn’t that literally the funniest thing ever! (please laugh, I was very proud of my discovery)

Look idk if it’s just a coincidence but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious to me. I’m sure they didn’t mean for us to call back to night at museum but I sure will be falling out my chair laughing whenever I remember that crossover between the Owen Wilson’s of the multiverse.

[rayssion]

Sometimes I hate surfing Tumblr, because I'd be reading these stunning posts about the plot holes in the riordanverse and suddenly all I want is for Kronos to destroy Olympus.

[mirnightghost]

Wdym Loki season two-

[illicien]

He squishes your face between his hands and gives you a quick smooch on the lips.

"Merry Easter! Let's get shitfaced."

He may already be a bit drunk.

Oh hi to you, too...! 😊

Did someone lose a drunk Tony Stark? I feel like someone might want him back?

Tony, who did you show up here with? How are you getting home?

[lemonnbug]

This is my first time writing smut so sorry if it's bad

----18+

He put his hand... Um... He uh.... His...hand.... Um.....yeah. Then he uh.... Um.....whew. Yeah. That's it... That's basically it....yeah.

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

A Pharaoh's lover Series Teaser

Pairing(s): Pharaoh (?) x male reader

Rating: Unknown

Summary: You were once the lover of a powerful pharaoh. He neglected you after he became consumed by greed and power. Sadly, it would cost your life for him to realize.

After 4000 years, he still loves you. He'll never let you go again.

A/N: I was thinking Loki should be the pharaoh cause he fits it. Or Thor? Since pharaohs were seen as gods back then.