#loki's jazz

[dragonfire546]

i’m never drawing anything as stupid as this ever again

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A set of six short comic pages.

On page one: Pierro says: "Doctor: 140K a year. Furry artist on patreon: $160K a year." Pantalone raises his hand and comments: "I think you're lowballing the furry artist amount, to be honest."

On page two: Pierro frowns at Pantalone and replies scathingly: "I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, Dr. Yiff." Pantalone shrinks back, saying: "...No matter how I respond to this, I don't look good. Well played, I walked right into that.”

Then, Pulcinella pipes up: “Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.” Beside him, Sandrone watches him speak.

On page three: Pierro yells back: “Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a guy who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?”

Arlecchino jabs at the table with her finger, yelling out: “Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society.”

On page four: Pierro yells at her: “You will DIE in seven days”

Columbina quietly raises her hand.

On page five: Columbina begins to speak, gesturing as she explains: “It took doctors like ten years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention, while a furry artist I knew just went ‘that sounds like crohn’s’ after hearing me complain once, and ended up being right!

“Also, I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat as wide as she is tall with tits to match now, can I?”

On page six: Capitano points at her, saying: “You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” In the foreground, Pierro pinches his nose in disappointment.

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[deadlock-maiming]

deadlock and fade fanlion scries... wardrobe outfits... idk. what's the lioden equivalent of a flight rising scry

[iselin-fr]

tommy and bad fandragons! these ones were a lot of fun to make, and a lot easier to make too

[dragonfire546]

kaveh edit so he fits better with my interpretation, also my first time using ibisPaint to edit

[dragonfire546]

the desert is a complicated place and I am a simple bitch

[image id: aether is holding the scarlet slate and thinking: “finally! now I can access all the puzzles in the desert!” cut to him glaring furiously at a control module as it says: “not enough clearance lol”]

[dragonfire546]

kaveh fanderg and a remake of my original keqing fanderg, which i wasn't a huge fan of

[dragonfire546]

kachow

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The first image is of the Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact. She is a woman with her hair in a braid and a kimono. In the first picture, she lifts a sword above her head with lighting sparking off of it and an arc of lighting connecting it to her chest, implying she pulled her sword from her chest. There are multiple eyes around her head. She is looking down at something with disdain and saying “Vibe check.”

In the second image, the camera looks over her shoulder, revealing a black silhouette being struck by lightning.

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[dragonfire546]

still thinking about him in that big scarf, he looks like a baby