#loki+chat

[anabellelycan]

Everyone pray

[anabellelycan]

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[anabellelycan]

It was at 53 mins

What the fuck

[sabine-leo]

You : *Coming back inside after a day out in public.

closing the door to the common room, bumping your head against the door one time*

Tony: *looking up; frowning* Excuse me?

You: *looking annoyed* I REALLY don´t like the fact, that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others!

Tony: ....

Loki: Welcome to my world!

[anonymousfiction211]

Shopping for the kittens

This is what I pictured after writing the one shot: Lost kittens.

*At the pet store shopping for Thunder&Mischief*

Y/N: I said only one toy!

Loki: And the necessities!

Y/N: How are these all necessities?

Loki: Every cat needs a ball to play with...

Y/N: I count 6 balls

Loki: One you can put treats in, the other one is fuzzy and that kind bounces. Because we have two kittens we need to get everything twice. And since there are different kinds of balls we need them all, see? All necessary!

Y/N: Can't they share?

Loki: *gasps* Of course NOT! We need to get everything separately for them. If they decide to share that is their choice, but I won't force them to.

Y/N: All right FINE! But that is the only compromise I'll make. Don't think we are going to get different kinds of beds or something like that.

Loki: *smiling widely* No, just one kind of bed

Loki: *whispering to himself* and of course lounge cushions and hammocks.

Y/N: What did you say?

Loki: Nothing, just the necessities, I promise!

[sabine-leo]

Conversation/dialogue starter:

Tony: “Loki, why is ‘how to flirt with a mortal’ in my google search history?”

With Tony, Loki and Y/N

I had several ideas but went with this one @catsladen ! Hope you like it!! ❤

*Working in his lab*

Tony: "Jarvis, open up the last 3 closed windows again. I need to see the paper on quantum mechanics again."

Jarvis: "Very well sir, but I don't thin..."

Tony: *interrupts* "No talk, open them!"

*Windows plopping up*

*Tony looks, looks again, turns around and walks out*

---Tony enters the common room--

Tony: "Loki, why is 'how to flirt with a mortal' in my google search history?

Loki: "..."

Tony: "Why google? You could always ask me for advice"

You: *laughing* "Yeah, right. If you want to flirt like a sarcastic, hormonal teenager and say: 'You remind me of my big toe...eventually I'm gonna bang you on a table' ...

Tony: "Hey..i would never..."

You: *lifts eyebrow* ...you would and you did.. last weekend...

Tony: "..."

You: Loki, you can't do terribly wrong when you speak in your lovely Asgardian way. The accent alone is enough of a flirt.

Loki: *grins softly with a little blush*

*takes a breath, leans forward, takes your hand*

"Well then....

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed,

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature’s changing course untrimmed:

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,

Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st,

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

You: *stares in awe*

Loki: *smiles lovingly*

Tony: *rolls eyes* "SO oldschool!" *walks out*

You: *quietly, still looking into Lokis eyes*

"I like oldschool"

Loki: *smirks* "In that case: May I court you, (Y/N) ?!"

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for reverence :

[sabine-leo]

Loki: *Walks into the room, door bangs shut*

You: *jumping up, throwing away your book* JEEZ!

Loki: "Oh, I am very sorry. I would never intend to scare you... or distract you knowingly!" *smiles cautiously, bends to pick up your book*

You: *sitting back down, murmuring quietly* "Oh believe me. You distracted me since you walked in for the very first time 5 months ago..."

Loki: *looking up with a mischievous grin* "Did I?!"

You: *turning red* "You are ...very...distracting"

Loki: *comming closer, letting his hand wander up your thigh, whispering sinfully* "According to Tony I am trouble..."

You: *trying to remember how to speak...* "Intellingent and good looking trouble..."

Loki: *smile deepens, eyes locking onto your lips..* "Hmmm..."

You: *parting your lips, feeling your heartbeat in every part of your body*

*Door banging open*

Tony: *seeing the both of you* " THAT IS A BAD IDEA!"

Loki & You: *in unison* "I like bad ideas!"

Loki: *grins, waves his free hand to open a green portal before tugging you against him and letting himself fall into it backwards.*

--landing on a soft surface, you on top of Loki--

Loki: "Now..where were we?" *lets his hands roam up into you hair.. "..ahh yes..I was distracting you..." *grins and moves in to claim a kiss that would set your souls on fire!*

[sabine-leo]

The saying...

Loki: *slightly annoyed...searching the common room* "Have you seen my leather coat? It was fine Asgardian leather..."

Tony: "Lighten up ReindeerGames..." *claps Lokis back* "..it´s probably in dry cleaning." *slumps onto the sofa*

"We have a saying on...Midgard...Earth as I call it..."

Loki: *lifting an eyebrow* "And that would be...?"

Tony: "What´s yours will find you..." *grins*

Loki: *rolls eyes*

-----Door opens---

You: "Ah, there you are Loki.Finally I found you. I was searching for you..."

Loki: *grins*

Tony: *blinks* "Oh no no no..."

Loki: "Shhhh! SHE found ME!"

[lokiburdenedwithgloriouspurpose]

Can we talk about the vsco vibes that he is giving?? Ksksks

SORRY TOM I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF