#loki fun

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The saying...

Loki: *slightly annoyed...searching the common room* "Have you seen my leather coat? It was fine Asgardian leather..."

Tony: "Lighten up ReindeerGames..." *claps Lokis back* "..it´s probably in dry cleaning." *slumps onto the sofa*

"We have a saying on...Midgard...Earth as I call it..."

Loki: *lifting an eyebrow* "And that would be...?"

Tony: "What´s yours will find you..." *grins*

Loki: *rolls eyes*

-----Door opens---

You: "Ah, there you are Loki.Finally I found you. I was searching for you..."

Loki: *grins*

Tony: *blinks* "Oh no no no..."

Loki: "Shhhh! SHE found ME!"

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Cap: "How often do I need to tell you DON'T..."

You: *interrupting* "Oh come on Steve... How often do I need to tell you ; Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice AND take pictures while doing it!"

Tony: *grins*

Loki: "Y/N!"

You: *turning to Loki* "What?"

Loki: *grinning mischievous* "DON'T EVER kiss me!"

Cap: *rolls eyes*

Tony: *deadpan* "Y/N..you're up...I can take the pictures for you!"

-After you DID kiss Loki and walked out all blushing-

*Tony & Loki high five*

Tony: "Nice one Reindeer games! I'll forward the pictures..."

Loki: *grins* "I wanted to say something else than kiss at first."

Tony: "I am NOT taking pictures then!"

Loki: *walking out to find you...* "Ehehehe..."

*hollering* "Y/N! I did not get two kisses! You said twice..."

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Loki looks up from his tea when you enter the kitchen. All sleepy and tousled.

Loki: Oh dear, remember when you get dressed. If we die today, this'll be our ghost outfit forever.

You: So...you'll be the good looking ghost that everybody wants to see... *grinning* I think I might not get dressed propperly after all then..

Loki: *looking at you with unsaid questions*

You: We'll go haunting together. You lure them in with your looks then I get in and scare them shitless.

Loki: *chuckles* That needs testing!

You:...

Loki: *grabs ahold of you and magics you into Thors bedroom. You hidden behind him*

Loki: THOR!!

Thor: *looks at him sleepy* Dammit Loki...what?

Loki: *takes a step sideways*

You: *grinning* BOO!

Thor: *shrieks, tumbles out of his bed on the other side* Wwwaaaahh!

Loki: *laughing loudly* Works!

You: told ya *grins*

Loki: Since I am not planning to die today..or let you die. How about I'll help you get dressed?

You: *grinning* You need to undress me first for that..

Loki: I know *grins* part of the plan!

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Loki equals scrambled brains...

Peter: I don´t think she´s listening Mr. Stark...

Tony: *snaps his fingers in front of you*

Tony: *rolls eyes* Sweety, I´m gonna need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and WORK with me here!

Peter: Nope, no change...

Tony: *following your stare*

Tony: Dammit, LOKI! I need you to leave the room NOW!

Loki: *staring your way*

Peter: I don´t think he is listening either...

Peter: *snaps fingers* Mr. Loki...excuse me...

Loki: Oh, but I am listening...just not to your rambling.

Loki: *walking over to look deeply into your eyes*

Loki: (Y/N) has far more interesting things to say...

Peter: ...but she is not talking

Loki:not to you... *grins wickedly*

You: ...

Tony:What did you do to her? Scramble her brains?

Loki:*chuckles* On the contrary...she is scrambling mine!

Loki: *whispering into your ear* Darling, work with Tony here and I will make sure those pictures you "send" me...get real!

Tony: *throwing his arms up* I think you broke her!

You: fix the vortex calculation by replacing y^2 = x with x= -4 y^2

Tony:...

Loki:*grinning* I did not break her, but I intend to break her bed...NOW *grabs your hand*

Tony:*staring at the equation*

Loki:*tugging you out of the room*

Peter:Mr Stark?

Peter:*Yelling* I THINK YOU BROKE HIM!!!

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Be good....or not!

Slumping down on the sofa, you look agravated...

You: *snarky* (Y/N) Be a good girl and this...Be a good girl and that. God,that makes me wanna throw up! Do I look like a five year old? *hugs pillow to chest*

Peter: My Aunt always said Good Boys/Girls get cuddled *smiles innocently*

Loki: *leans forward* It´s true...

Peter: *beams at Loki* So I get a cuddle if I am a good Spider today?

Loki: *chuckles* Tony probably even throws in a backslapping...

Peter: *smiles*

Loki: *standing up, walking over to you, bending down*

You: *looking up*

Loki: *whispering into your ear* Good girls get to be cuddled...but "bad" girls....well...they get cuddled too...only much...MUCH...later *winking at you with a lascivious grin*

You: ...

Loki: *walking to the door*

You: *throwing the pillow at Lokis head*

Loki: *turning with a glint in his eyes*

Loki: Oh, you are one bad woman, darling!

You: *grining* Won´t argue with that! I`M BAD...SO BAD!

Peter: *quietly* I think I am missing something here...

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Do Not...

You: I wonder...

Tony: No Nono nonoooooo DON`T touch that button (Y/N)!

You: *hits the button*

*Tony gets doused with water*

Tony: I SAID NO...

You: *grinning* Well, tell me NOT to do something and I´ll do it TWICE AND take pictures! *hits the button again, snaping pictures*

Tony:....

Loki: *out of the corner* DO NOT come near me and kiss me on the lips EVER!

Tony: *drying himslef, snorting* AS IF that would work !

You: *walking over and smaking Loki a good one!*

Loki: *grins*

Tony: ....

Loki: Wait, let me rephrase that... DO NOT follow me into my chambers and undress before climbing into my bed with me to...

Tony: *interrupts* OH GOD! DO not take pictures!

Tony: *pales* I MEAN DO TAKE PICTURES !! DO !!!

Loki: *chuckles*

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How do I look?

Tony: *walking in in a new suit* HOW DO I LOOK?

Clint: Like you threw glitter on your old suit?!

Loki: *chuckles*

Tony: *rolls eyes* Y/N say something?! At least you do have a taste for fashion! I hope...

You: Dashing Tony! *chuckles* I would have gone with a little less sparkle but it fits your personality!

Tony: THANK YOU! SEE! *turns with outstreched arms*

Loki: *standing up, snapping his finger, wears now his black suit*

Loki: How do I look?

You: You look like the rest of my life!

Loki: ...

Loki: *whispers to Tony* I don´t understand...does she think I want to kill her?

Tony: *sassy* WOULDN´T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!!! *walks to the bar*

Clint: *leans in* She wants you to stab her...NOT with a knife!

Loki: ..???

You: *grinning*

Loki: *just walks out*

Clint & Tony: Poor fella... Y/N You need to be more clear!

---- 2 hours later

Loki: *appearing next to you*

You: *squeeling, throwing your book away* LOKI!

Loki: I look like the rest of your life?

You: *nod*

Loki: *grins* I LOOK LIKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!

You: yes, I said that!

Loki: I´m in love with you too!

You: ... *big smile*

Loki: *grabs you and pulls you into his arms*

Loki: You could have just said it like that...you know!

You: *grinning* Where would have been the fun in that?

Loki: *rolling his eyes but chuckling* You`ll be the death of me!

You: You told me you don´t die

Loki: I know...so you have to endure me for a VERY long time!

You: *grins* Bring it in!

Loki: .... You mean kiss me now, do you?

You: *laughing* YES

Loki: I talk Y/N now! *kisses you hungrily*

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Push or Pull...

You: My soulmate is out there pushing a pull door...

Banner: Mine is probably off to bounty hunt someone...

Loki: *Striding towards the door, arm stretched out to push...* *DONG!*

Tony: *behind Loki, grinning but matter of fact* Try to pull...might work better. Did for me the last 5 YEARS!

Loki: *annoyed, pulling the door open*

Thanks Stark. My next try would have been detonation!

You: *watching the scenario with wide eyes*

Banner: *pointing at Loki* OH, this will be fun to watch!

Loki: What?

You: ....*glaring at Banner*

Loki: JARVIS, show me a repitition of the last 2 minutes!

You: *getting up to get out*

Banner: Oh no no.. YOU STAY!

JARVIS: *repeating*

Loki: ... *staring at you*

Tony: *standing next to Banner* You were right. This will be fun to watch!