#lolwut.

[cruzxify]

Me: I THANK HOOTOWLS FOR BEING SO ACTIVE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE HAVING FANGIRLING/FANBOYING

Classmate: ...

Me: I MEAN I BROKE ALL OUR CDS BUT NOT THE #ATBAB AND #OCTMS

Classmate: ...

Me: MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE IF I GOT THE VIP TICKETS FOR OC CONCERT LIKE OMG ADAAAM

Classmate: I don't really get what are you talking about.

Me: Ah, reality.

Classmate: ...

Me: Lolno get out.

[jetsbeauty]

is it werid, that my dad finds winnipeg jets hockey sticks, and brings them home to me & i sleep with them. .__.

i already got wheeler, and stuart. & now meech.

AND MY DAD CAN'T FIND EVANDER KANE'S STICK.

[viralobsession]

Everyone's doing spirit animals tonight on the dash.

Here is Birkin's. A hint: it's not the dog.

[heyhihellothisis-alyssa]

WHOA.

When did I hit 3,500+ posts and 55 followers?

and why am I so proud of this?

[discontentedsheep-blog]

John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs

saw this in my humanities class today.

[ellojustine-blog]

:)

Don't mind me, I'm just very lucky and quite happy.

[ashlyncassondra]

just got dropped from all of my classes for next semester because the people at GWC are stupid ass motherfuckers. angry tears right now, man. angry ass tears.

[viralobsession]

Hello younger me. -Slaps ass.- You're looking mighty fine today.

"...

I really shouldn't have asked if anything else could go wrong. I'm hallucinating now and seeing myself.

Does that even count as sexual misconduct or masturbation. Keep your hands to yourself."