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Oh, heavens. I’m terribly sorry for this, but this is just going to be a mass greeting...
Hello to @vampiresquidbites, @b-b-negative, @acrimoniouscatalyst, @reveriesreaped, @lone-troll!
My name is Chiron, and I hope you are doing well this evening!
so Kyn and Elvina have been talking to @lone-troll Holari and @cottonandchittin Harret lately... here are some of the highlights
(and a slightly spicy one under the cut)
who's your SHITTIEST most awful troll and why?
Well you know one of them... Deuxin’s done far too many experiments on unwilling subjects, and is almost entirely without remorse. Aside from that, they’ve hurt and manipulated Alneme, Massiv, and even Ischia (who’s not on this blog currently, they’re undergoing a rework) despite being their alleged protector, and in some cases even claiming to be their ancestor. Not even Deuxin’s own caste are safe from them.
Laurin is the other. He runs Slashpipe Nutrition Block, a typical troll reality show as far as violence and deadliness go - but what few viewers know is that his bloodthirst isn’t satisfied by what he sees on the screen. He takes on hit jobs, volunteers to carry out executions... whatever will result in more blood, and more shock and awe. He’s pretty much earned a title by now - the Butcherer.
did you get LITERALLY crested by audrin or did he just raise you, blanche? -LT
“...am I supposed to be able to remember the circumstances of my creation? Because, I’m sorry to say, I don’t.”
“But... he’s always said he made me... as in, created me himself. I’ve never seen any evidence he could create an entire troll from scratch... but it makes sense he wouldn’t want just anyone to see how he did it. Power like that isn’t supposed to be in the hands of trolls.”
“There’s a lot he doesn’t tell me, honestly. Whenever I ask, he just tells me not to worry about it, or that it’s classified, or that it’s better I don’t know. And, you know, in cases like this, I think he’s right. It doesn’t matter whether he physically created me or not. He put the work in to raise me, and taught me so much about my job. That’s what really matters, right?”
what's blanche's and audrin's relationship? -LT
“She’s my everything. I don’t know. Not in a romantic way. Just... it’s like I’m her lusus and she’s my troll? But more than that; I created her, after all. I don’t know, I don’t think about what to call it that often. I just call her my creation. My companion. My friend.”
“Calling him my lusus seems a little weird, but I guess that’s accurate. I never had a real lusus, so I suppose he was mine. I’ve always just called him Audrin. My protector.”
“Not many people call him by his first name, so even that feels special. Most just call him the Biomechan... or Dr. Worthe, if they work closely with him, or they’re higher status. But there are precious few people higher than him on Dunox.”
hey blanket, whats your favorite food? -LT
“Pies. Not just the sweet kind, but just... anything with that wonderful crispy crust on it. You could probably put anything in a pie and I’d eat it.”
“...did you just call me Blanket?”
audrin, what's your ideal date?
“We play on our palmhusks the entire time and don’t say a word to each other.”
what do you do to the trolls on your care, deuxin? be honest.
It’s more fun just to let you wonder.
