#longbee

[fleshandwires]

misc. shockbee sketches

[imagin-artist-beastlover]

Guys, I just REALLY like these two, they need more art and fics

[holden-macok]

Longbee shitpost cuz funnies

[sufi-da-longarm-enjoyer2709]

My first (platonic) longbee post, there will be more

[moonlight-thoughts-and-tea]

Imagine Bee just making a harem with all the Decepticons he fucks. (possibly continuation of this)

So, Bee- you cannot tell me this lil fuck isn't the most charismatic fragger on earth. He has ways and lines that would make the coldest of warriors swoon.

When the Decepticons arrived on earth, he wasn't much interested. But then he started eyeing the big, curvy mish mash that was Blitzwing. He took a slow approach, little flirts here and there, a seemingly unintended compliment. Then when Blitzy started showing signs of his courting working he decided to spice things up. Bold pick-up lines, moving in a way that'll make them end up in a compromising position, sending winks and kisses across the field even.

Blitz was a mess and panicking on what to do, the final straw however was when they got trapped in a factory with a gas leak and got somewhat drugged. Bee's flirts became almost-drunken praises and affection and Blitz could do nothing but listen while the fumes intoxicated him and warmed his inside with unexpected lust. Somehow he ended up on the floor and Bee took that chance to climb on top and seduce him with all he got.

Blitzy gave in and Bee made sure he'll enjoy himself while no one is there yet to rescue them. He made sure Blitzwing got all the love he deserved and all the pleasure Bee could provide.

It soon became apparent to a certain someone that Bee was doing something shady. Shockwave knew Bee tended to do stuff behind everyone's backs for fun so when he hinted at having a secret fragging buddy to Longarm he became somewhat interested. Bee had a one night stand with Longarm back in bootcamp once or twice and Shockwave remembered that very well. He however chose not to act on it... But Bee certainly did.

When being taken hostage to Decepticon base, he got a chance to chat with the mini as Shockwave with no one around. He didn't say much, he mentioned a fake rumor that he was having an affair with someone but not much. Bee however saw the opportunity. He sprang into action and smoothly redirected the conversation to his advantage... Shockwave was... well, shocked to wake up in a warehouse with the mini grooming him after the nightly show he provided.

While on one of his patrols, he was kidnapped by Starscream. The mech threatened and showed his superiority mindset to him. A banter between the two arose and Bee, playing the sassy jerk, told him he was just jealous that he hadn't had his spike yet.

"What? You haven't heard?" He said when Starscream got baffled. "Half of Megatron's underlings are satisfied with my services, ask anyone. They'll tell you aaall about it."

It was true that he fragged few of Megatron's commanders, Blitzwing and Shockwave being the repeating individuals, but he also had a fair share of one night stands with other various soldiers in exchange for keeping himself alive. (except Lugnut, he's meg-sexual so it would never work.)

Somehow Star could not pick his mind together after that and Bee persuaded him to try it out of spite. He laid on the berth, blush coating his disbelieving face while Bee caressed his wings. Bee tried to get him to speak and get an opinion but all he did was scream for him to get out. Star absolutely hated to be proven wrong. But that didn't stop him from craving more and kidnapping Bee for a frag from time to time.

While it was easy keeping everyone satisfied while separated, it got a bit messy once Starscream tried to raid the Decepticon base again and got into a lil bit of a fight with the other two. He threatened Blitzwing about knowing what he did and Shockwave was just so confused. He thought only he was sleeping with Bee and without thinking admitted to doing that. They all had an argument before realizing Bee was doing all of them all this time.

The next time Bee was supposed to meet with one of them, all of them were there and not happy. An argument arose and what initially was about Bee not being loyal shortly got replaced with jealousy of one another and fighting to keep the mini for themselves.

Bee managed to calm them down and make them get along; they can share, there's enough of him for everyone. And he would love to keep all of them.

While all of it began with fragging sessions, sooner or later it evolved into an actual loving affair. Bee was incredibly smooth and tactful and knew just what to do with each and every one of them.

Blitzy was easy to please, while harsh on the outside he was weak to affection. Bee spend most of the time with him just pampering him with praise, kisses and cuddles. Blitzwing practically melted right under his touch and Bee loved to spoil him by handfeeding him treats.

Starscream was a bit different as his personality and self-centered attitude proved to be quite a challenge for anyone to court him. But Bee didn't mind, he praised his beauty and called him royalty while also grooming his wings and the rest of his frame whenever they met. Treating him with equal love and respect that Starscream found himself reciprocating in his own way.

Shockwave wasn't as touchy as the other two, but he certainly wasn't any less favorited. Bee urged him to talk about science and things he liked even though he didn't understand most of it. He loved listening to Shock talk about something with passion and tell him things no one else would deem interesting to hear. On rare occasions he let Bee pamper him a little; giving kisses and taking care of his claws.

Sometimes all 4 of them would meet somewhere hidden and have fun. Each would take turns with Bee and the others would enjoy the show and themselves in the meantime. Or just to simply enjoy the time together and cuddle. Bee still sometimes fragged random cons that happened to stumble into him on patrol but he gave all his attention to his most favored ones.

Imagine reactions of everyone when they find out about this- like, I bet Megs caught all 4 of them in berth in some unused section of the mines and Bee, instead of saying anything else, just offered him to join. Of course the only thing he did was leave without a word. But it wasn't until he decided to confront the rest of Team Prime shortly after that the shit went crazy. None of them would ever think that the Warlord would be standing in an open field with a peace flag only to say "Can any of you please explain why is your scout berthing half of my army and making a harem out of my commanders?"

Yeeaaaah, they needed a lot of context from Megs before finally realizing what was happening. Of course, as soon as Bee returned to base he was interrogated by his not that happy friends. He surprisingly made few good points on his position but they still weren't happy with him.

"Haven't you noticed?" He asked, making everyone confused for a moment. "It's been quite peaceful around Detroit lately, without all those 'con heists on resources."

"I am single handedly preventing colossal damages to the city and keeping your afts from getting injured in fights. So, you're welcome." All of them just stared at him as if to ask 'is he serious right now?' The only one to break the silence was Prowl, who most likely haven't thought long enough before speaking. "...He's kind of right though."

So that's a situation they have. None of them knows how to deal with it and Megatron is not happy that his soldiers are so easily persuaded into being useless. Bee is questionably but effectively destroying the 'con forced from the inside. All of them hate it but they can't do anything about it.

[valveplugconfessions]

TFA thing I thought of: Longarm being the one to teach Bumblebee about sexual interfacing with her valve-domming him yet being very gentle with her commands.

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[anghelcode]

longbee but they r exes in bootcamp, the comedic potential of them dating but breaking up before longarm was revealed to be shockwave so imagine bees like "MY FUCKING EX IS A DECEPTICON???????????????"

[brawnsleloenigmadoublesonic]

Tfa Shockwave/Longarm having the worst mommy issues EVERRR and having the most prominent minibot fetish getting attached to the first bot to show him any form of lasting kindness (Bumblebee in bootcamp) when longarm eventually convinces Bee to interface with him it starts out slow, careful, gentle and Bee urges him to go faster, harder, rougher; he “can take it, it's okay baby” and that switches something in shockwaves processor and he pounds Bee into a crying, filthy mess all while whimpering and calling him Mommy as he fills his gestation tank to the max.

Bee, despite being fucked out of his mind, realizes Longarm is obv not okay and needs some extra loving so when Longarm starts apologizing for making him uncomfortable and calling him that, Bee just holds his head close to his chest and just cuddles and coos at him that “its okay, he was so cute, so good for mommy” and Shockwave damn near cums his panels at that

Wayyyy later, after Bee discovers that Longarm was/is Shockwave he decides he's going to use this in his favor.. (:

Insert generic fight#17 and Bee lures Shockwave away from the fight and lunges at him. Shockwave expects shocks (lol) or blows but Bee just pops open his panels and cuddles Shockwaves head(?) to his chest, just like in bootcamp..

Bees murmuring at him, cooing and whispering that “He's not being a good boy, doesn't he want to be a good boy for Mommy?” Shockwave tweaks out and his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 spike thing immediately pressurizes straight into Bee's little valve, he's going WILD thrusting hard and fast (whimpering again) Bee's stunned for a moment but quickly regains control of himself telling Shockwave that he's “such a good boy, his spike is hitting every node, hitting inside his gestation tank. So good for Mommy.” Shockwave barely has control over himself at this point he's whining out pleas and how much he “Missed his mommy” and “How good he feels”

This continues for hours with Bee coming out victorious (little slut) and stumbling back to his team who was sooo worried about where he'd been..

Idk man I just feel like tfa Shockwave would have a mommy kink, he seems like that type of guy

-Yang

He's so pathetic. Bee had him crumbling for a taste of that valve in five seconds! Actually I'm surprised he didn't get a proper taste of it. Don't growing boys need their meals? Tsk tsk, Bee's being a lazy mommy