black sails ofc babe
character i’d like to see in a flower crown: fuck sake give me anne bonny in a flower crown or give me DEATH
character i’d like to see get punched in the face: well this is easy… HARRY POTTER WANNABE ASSFACE
character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: john silver i mean come on. he’s that annoying asshole who knows all the song
character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: vane, the stubborn asshole
character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: lmao idk rackham? clumsy little asshole
character who changes their starbucks order ten times: lmao none of them drink starbucks pls. they would all be hipster little shits. or thomas. probably thomas. like he knows what he wants but he sometimes wants to add this or that. or he doesn’t know if this will taste good or not. that’s why flint usually just gets him the coffee. he takes too damn long!
character who shows up late for everything: nah they’re all punctual mate
character who is the worst kisser: billy? it’s more because he’s never kissed anyone? but once he learns he’s like holy shit such a good kisser
character who takes 45 minutes showers: max. tbf, she takes baths not showers but still
character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: lmao flint definitely.
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