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[Lady Carol]: Lady Keely Gothgraab, I knew I'd find you here (laughs).

[Lady Keely]: And I knew you'd be late to your own luncheon (laughs). How are you, old friend?

[CONFESSIONAL]: I am Carol de Diane, formally Lady Octavia. My family is one of Alexandra's oldest, placing my husband and me at the center of Old Society. Or so we are told (laughs).

[Lady Carol]: Busy! I don't mind, of course. As they say, a proper lady's job is never done, right (laughs)? How are you, my Keels?

[Lady Keely]: Quintin and the kids keep me busy. So busy I may fall asleep in this chair (laughs). But I'm happy for the Social Season! Speaking of, which Ladies did you invite today?

[Lady Carol]: You know all the Ladies except Lady Liliana, who recently married the San Miguel family. I think she'll get along well with Michaela and Gretchen.

[Lady Keely]: Gretchen?!

[Lady Carol]: Yes, Gretchen! It's been ages since I've seen her. Too long, really. She did ask if Lady Gee could attend, which I, of course, declined (laughs).

[Lady Keely]: If she's the same Gretchen, she won't take that kindly (laughs).

[PRODUCER]: WHO IS LADY G, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE HER?

[CONFESSIONAL]: (Laughs) Lady Gee is just an old friend, and honestly, the lunch was planned for five. It's also rude to invite a Lady last minute! Gretchen knows that.

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New Reality TV Show Rumored to Involve Member of The Family Features Prominent Ladies of Old Society

Reality TV just got a lot classier. At least, that's AN! television's latest claim. The nation's #1 network will soon release the country's first show that gives us commoners a peek into the lives of Alexandra's Old Society, where family lineage is everything. The older, the better. Each Lady can trace their or their husband's lineage back to one of the five nations that made up the Union of Five Kingdoms founded over 500 years ago.

The show's official website, which only features a description and teaser (see above), describes the show as a chronicle of the lives of Alexandra's fabulously wealthy landed gentry. The show focuses on five (5) ladies who trace their lineage to one of the five now ancient kingdoms of modern-day and unified Alexandra. The show will follow the Ladies as they navigate friendship, marriage, motherhood, and Ladyship.

Famous broadcast journalist and brief High Society member Evelyn Adam serves as executive producer and insists that although the show uses a reality-tv format, it's, in fact, a docu-series, sharing with one reporter,

This is real life. In a country where our rulers wear diamonds, drink tea, and point at things, I'm shocked at the number of people thinking this will be scripted or heavily edited. These are real women with real money, power, privilege, and relationships. We already see them in the papers. Now we get to hear the story straight from them. People should be excited! I am, and I know they are.

When asked if the inaugural season would include any Royal features or mentions, Mx. Adam gave the typical response, advising us to tune in to find out. Check out the show's official website to stay in the know with the Ladies of Old Alexandra!

Hi! I hope you've made it this far...I'm starting a reality tv like story that's in my

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[LADY CAROL CONFESSIONAL]: I love hosting! So I gathered a few Ladies together for lunch to celebrate the start of the Social Season. The theme is garden party! Everyone in Old Society loves a good theme.

[Lady Carol]: Here's to the start of the Social Season! And reasons to eat, drink, and gossip with my favorite Ladies (laughs). Cheers to us!

[Lady Keely]: Yes! Now when I drink wine at 11 AM, I have you and Old Society to blame (laughs).

[PRODUCER]: WHAT IS OLD SOCIETY?

[LADY CAROL CONFESSIONAL]: It's lineage. Old Society is made of all the original families that helped form the Union of Five Kingdoms and Alexandra. All of our families are 500 to 1000 years old.

[Lady Gretchen]: I agree. It's always nice to be around old friends and Lady Liliana. Although, it would be nice to see ALL of our friends, Carol.

[LADY KEELY CONFESSIONAL]: It's obvious that Gretchen was waiting for the perfect...or imperfect moment to let Carol know how she feels about Lady Gee not being at the lunch. Here we go!

[Lady Keely]: Come on, Gretch! You know why Carol couldn't in--

[Lady Gretchen]: Don't start defending her, Keely! You know Gee should be here, among friends, especially now. So no, there's no excuse for this. I'm sick of it, honestly. Who knew Carol, Lady Octavia, couldn't afford to add another seat at her table? You all know this is ridiculous! I'm just unafraid to say it.

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[LADY CAROL CONFESSIONAL]: I am embarrassed and vexed at this point. We haven't eaten and the Ladies are already yelling at one another. Welcome to Old Society.

[Lady Keely]: Michaela, please! This is going too far.

[Lady Michaela]: First she's the victim and now Keely makes me the bad Lady?! Of course, play right into her game, Keels.

[LADY MICHAELA CONFESSIONAL]: I'm normally cool and collected. However, none of us wanted Gee here and Gretchen knows why. To speak to Carol that way was unacceptable. Gretchen is old enough to know better (laughs).

[Lady Gretchen]: Victim? Sweet Michaela, you obviously don't know the meaning of the word. But, since I'm so unwelcomed here, I'll gather my things and leave.

[Lady Carol]: Gretchen! Wait, do leave!

[PRODUCER]: AS AN OLD SOCIETY NEWBIE, WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND DURING THE LUNCH?

[LADY LILIANA CONFESSIONAL]: Honestly? I just wanted a chance to eat...I was very hungry (laughs).

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S1E2: What's Eating Gretchen vonGeofferson

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[LADY GRETCHEN CONFESSIONAL]: My husband, Malcolm vonGeofferson runs the country's largest venture capital firm and together, we live in my family home, Geofferson Castle. We have a son, Mj, and a pup, Dixie.

[Lord Malcolm vonGeofferson]: Ha! Bob Pancakes is in the news again...but yes, Dear. Does sound like an interesting lunch indeed. I did warn you this Social Season would be a tough one.

[LADY GRETCHEN CONFESSIONAL]: Malcolm doesn't bother much with the season. Unless a client or royal is attending, he'd rather stay home and play with Dixie. So no, Malcolm doesn't care about Carol's lunch (laughs).

[LADY GRETCHEN]: You were right, Malcolm. However, our past and my return don't excuse Michaela's outlandish behavior. She and Mj practically grew up together! Some princess (scoffs).

[LADY GRETCHEN CONFESSIONAL]: Michaela and my son Mj are close in age and made their societal debut together. In short, I'm old enough to be her mother...respect is due, Princess.

[Housekeeper]: Lady Alixsimborg, Lady ***** has arrived at the valet.

[LADY GRETCHEN ]: Thanks Jade, please set up tea and small bites in the garden.

[LADY GRETCHEN CONFESSIONAL]: I am in no mood to see any of the other Ladies. I knew gee could use the company, so I asked to come over so I could update her about this disastrous lunch.

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[PRODUCER]: ARE THE OTHER LADIES AFRAID OF LADY CAROL?

[LADY GRETCHEN CONFESSIONAL]: I wouldn't say the are afraid. However, even I can recognize Carol's role in Old Society She is, for now, the Queen Bee...and she enjoys it.

[Lady Michaela]: Forgive me Gretchen but, who cares? Is this a lunch or a witching hour? Please, relax.

[Lady Gretchen]: Ahhh Lady Michaela always with the quick tongue. Stay out of this, child.

[Lady Carol]: Ladies, please! Let's keep it cute and please, at the least, keep it cordial. This is my home.

[Lady Gretchen]: Start what exactly, Michaela? Start defending a friend in need? You're the one in need of relaxation. Please remember who you're speaking to, Lady Mal. We both know its best you do so.

[LADY GRETCHEN CONFESSIONAL]: Yes, I've known Michaela for years. She and my son made their Old Society debut together. But no, time has not made me care for her more. My issues with Carol are older than her.

[Lady Michaela]: And for her next act, Gretchen will play the victim and concerned friend. As if! I am over it, Gretchen. Over it!!!

[Lady Keely]: Michaela, sweetie listen. Just breathe! You're going to lose your appetite (smiles).

[LADY KEELY CONFESSIONAL]: Carol and Gretchen have always had an unexplainable back and forth. I've learned to sit back and let them come back to one another. Michaela is still learning (laughs).

[Lady Michaela]: My appetite was ruined once Gretchen opened her crusty mouth. Besides, Carol isn't the only one who didn't want Lady Gee here.