I love how everyone in the Mighty Nein are losers like they all either suck so much or have just lost so much
Nott the brave (no comma) who is an alcoholic and a kleptomaniac getting into trouble because or either stealing or needing booze
Fjord having the backbone of a chocolate eclair who can’t stand up for other not to mention himself who has no idea what he’s doing 75% of the time
Everything about Celeb. Loosing his family, polycule, sense of self, name, everything. Also his conditioner is random shit (actual shit) he sleeps in
Jester can help you with anything in a brothel but when it comes to normal people things she’s a little oblivious. She was alone as a child her one friend a man who called himself a god no one else knew so of course she’s a little oblivious to normal people customs. Everything can be a joke sex or not if you try hard enough
Yasha lost her wife her tribe her control of her actions and the first thing she does with freedom she begs “please. Help me”
BEAU SUCKS! BEAU IS THE WORST! BEAU IS YHE ENTIRE REASON I MADE THIS BECAUSE SHE IS AN ASS! SHE THINKS SHES THE SHIT AND CAN FIGHT ANYONE GETTING BODIED ALMOST INSTANTLY CONSTANTLY! SHE PICKS FIGHTS WITH EVERY WIZARD! SHE SMELLS TO BAD TO GET LAID! SHE WANTS TO BE BAD MONK BUT GETS SQUEAMISH WHEN THEY START GETTING ANSWERS! SHE THINKS THAT SHE IS THE WORST THINH TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE WORLD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY THINKS THAT SHE COULD BEAT ANYONE IN A FIGHT IF SHE TRIES HARD ENOUGH! HER HAIR CUT IS THE DUMBEST THING KNOWN TO MAN AND YES SHE WEARS IT WITH PRIDE! SHE IS SUCH A LOOSER AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
Molly lost his memories and found family so… other than that he’s kinda the only winner. Only one with Riz. Only one who has any sence. I mean he’s lost a lot and does fall under category of looser







