#lopezlapesado

[abitofafatass]

lopezlapesado replied to your post: "Adivina quién. Perra."

“Oh. Está bien. Me entiendes ahora.” (I’m probably gonna resort to breaks too now that hover text isn’t easy anymore. orz)

“¡Sí! Te olvidaste, tuve que aprender español para poder cubrir todas tus líneas. Espero que no haya sentimientos duros de que no traduzca para usted. Tengo una reputación que mantener.“

“Yes! Did you forget, I had to learn Spanish so I could cover all your lines. I hope there's no hard feelings about me not translating for you. I have a reputation to keep up.”

[thestupidmeanone]

ff+ Lopez. Don't ask how.

“Is this supposed to be, like, erotic? In any way? I’m not seeing it.”

[abitofafatass]

Guess who's set up an elaborate orange paint mine by Grif's bed while he was asleep.

Welp.

This was not how he expected to wake up this morning: completely covered in orange paint. At least it would come out of his clothes, and the garbage on the floor of his room didnt really matter. The thing that had worried him was if the paint had splashed on his pictures of him and his sister. To his relief, it had missed those.

[fasterthxnyou-archive]

"Carolina. Hola."

 >>>    Oh! This was Lopez. She hadn’t ever really spoken to the          robot before. Never really had reason to, but hey, here he          was.

                 “Hey, Lopez. What’s up?”

[outofmxnd-archived]

"Caboose está en nuestra base de nuevo. Ven a buscarlo antes de que rompe cosas."

      “ I’ll send Tucker over in a little bit. Distract him or something, I guess. ”

[abitofafatass]

lopezlapesado replied to your post:"Cuánto tiempo sin verte, grande."

“Es posible que no se baña. Pero no me quejo de eso. Principalmente porque no puedo oler las cosas.”

“I dont care what your principle or your dog said, I am not learning Spanish just so you can be lazy and not learn English.” What.

[umadbrx-blog]

I think Omega is in charge of these updates.

...probably

what an asshole

[abitofafatass]

Whump. ...Whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump, whump.

"OW!" Grif was practically buried under snow at this point. "LOPEZ!! CUT IT OUT YOU ASSHOLE!"