#lordwhatfools

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lordwhatfools replied to your post: me, peeling Ruth off my face for the third time...

This is what we deal with every time you go to work except she bites us more

how dare you have the audacity of not being me, or, preferably, Leto

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lordwhatfools replied to your post “I didn’t realize that like. Some species of turtles have legs instead...”

Have you never...seen a turtle???

i’d only ever seen sea turtles, not freshwater turtles

while freshwater turtles have actual legs (as i now know) sea turtles have flipper-like limbs like this badboy 

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lordwhatfools replied to your post “What is the thought process of people who don’t/can’t cook”

Idk if this is a serious question but I had a Horrible phobia of fire when I was young and that extended to fear of the oven and stove and I'm like only recently getting over it and now I really want to learn to cook but I'm way behind where I should be

that’s a completey fair reason not to cook. I more mean like. cis dudes who never learned and people who try to cook but say they are bad at it.

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lordwhatfools replied to your post: hell yeah my stimulus money hit

Ayyy same! Time to buy MORE FLOUR

dope...I’m trying not to go to the store agin but I swear we’re always out of something crucial and its NEVER at the same time

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I just watched Laura roll a natural 20 trying to resurrect Percy with like, the power of love? Or something? Vox Machina can do whatever the hell they want. Except open doors, apparently.

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lordwhatfools replied to your post: remember “the awakening” and how it was fucking...

Hemingway can also kiss my ass but he didn’t write the awakening?

i know i just had to read them both in the same semester of AP english

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lordwhatfools replied to your post “what is killing stalking about? is it problematic?”

i hadn't heard of that comic at all and now i'm fucking pissed holy shit!!! that like could have been a cool premise (idk i'm into bad crime dramas) like imagine finding out the person you have a crush on is a serial killer. wild. but that's...Bad.

imagine the detective story you could do with that premise!!!

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lordwhatfools replied to your post: don’t look at me i’m gonna be on the floor staring...

Oh you’re on the floor again huh? ;p

TOO SOON >:(