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Hi what is this?

the normalest blog in the world

How do I get my blorbo from my minecraft servers to win?

you can send in propaganda in asks or in reblogs of polls and all of it will be posted/reblogged here provided you're not being mean to anyone. you can also do voter fraud!

What does voter fraud entail?

voter fraud can be bribing people with art and fics and whatnot Or it can be voting from multiple accounts. However please for the sake of my own sanity don't fraud hundreds of votes to a point where the other side can't even hope to catch up anymore (if both sides are frauding a comparable amount then it's fine go wild). please remember none of this actually matters it's just for fun and your blorbo winning is not more important than everyone here having fun or at least not being incredibly frustrated. don't be mean and don't ruin other people's fun

Why is [insert someone who isn't on Lifesteal] here?

most tournaments include submissions so that there's 64 contestants in total. all lifesteal members (plus some former members) are always included so as of season 7 that's 23 open slots for your submissions

Did my ask get eaten?

generally speaking if i didn't answer within a day yes it probably got eaten. the exceptions to this are times between tournaments when i might take a few days to answer and contestant submissions when if i didn't answer in 15 minutes or so it means either someone else already submitted that person before you or your ask got eaten in which case you can just dm me

What's up with the banner?/What the fuck is a Wemmbob/Doomed yuri duo/Kwwagdoons goo baby/etc?

like i said this blog is very normal and has a normal amount of lore. you can go through the tags of whatever you're curious about and if you're still confused you can ask me and i'll explain as best as i can the insane chain of events that lead to that particular bit. also the banner gets updated after each tournament

Can I mention this blog to [insert mcyt]?

⬆️ nobody has ever asked me that but i'm answering preemptively please for the love of fraud no. some mcyts have interacted with this blog and some others are vaguely aware of its existence but still if you go out of your way to mention it to any of them me and all the frauders Will kill you with hammers

Question about time

we do one tournament a month, the submissions typically open on the first saturday of every month and close as soon as we reach 64 contestants. while a tournament is running polls are posted every day at 12pm est/5pm gmt and last 24 hours

Okay yay I will go vote on polls now

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do we remember when we called Oz lstrn Jesus? Cause this lore either needs OZ to be the canon ones to put us in the tourney or it has to be lstrn god- or maybe someone else entirely

okay this isn't like agreed upon lore but in my head ever since the start of this tournament i started picturing oz as my scheming whimsical advisor. @mangocurist this is you to me

or yeah he's lifesteal jesus

#btw oz don't feel like pressured to come up with lore for yourself you can haunt the narrative if you want #asks #not a poll #eepy anon #lore pondering

ommggg i need to be leaving rn but lore visioms

imagine some contestants not praying directly to juniper zombieslab. but to one of the frauders... AND what if ??? not frauder anon like. delivers those prayers from the frauders to juniper zombieslab? since they. uhhh delivery?? ofc only if not frauder anon themself agrees but cool idea maybe 😸

like evbowho would pray to evwho because she met them. and ... knew they had power and stuff....... AUUAUAAGGH OK I NEED TO LEAVE RIGHGT NOW

can we assign greek gods to the lore people not frauder anon is hermes i'm zeus

#asks #not a poll #evwho #not frauder anon #lore pondering

Ok this is a list from most celestial beings to least in the lstrn lore

-wemmbob SquarePants squad

-juniper zombieslab

-fraudsonas

-other people who aren't fraudsonas

-jumperwho

-all contestants

wemmbob isn't a celestial being wemmbob is the antichrist

#asks #not a poll #anon #lore pondering #wemmbob saga

doomed yuri duo (1.0) is more tragic than anything that could happen in another tournament. not only are they separated by death by only a singular vote, that death is much more permanent.

that was their only chance. they wont be revived for the next tournament, and wont be able to see each other again, memories or not. wemmwho is dead forever, and evbowho still lives on, weighed down by wemmwho's memory.

were the jumperwhos created only to die, if they are single-use? were they made to be thrown into the trash, to be disregarded, to only sustain our entertainment for a short time until we destroy them? their souls, their bodies, their minds were crafted as toys. to be played with and eventually broken.

and imagine how that thought would affect evbo and wemmbu. knowing the fear that they too may die forever when we get bored of them, or even worse, being the sole winner that survives.

in poll 2.0, evbo knows he will come back to life for the next tournament. or he hopes. maybe he will end up like wemmwho. and maybe wemmbu will end up like evbowho. but he knows that wont happen, it never has when he died in the past. but that little voice in the back of his mind is strong enough to enstill fear into his heart as he lays dying in wemmbus arms.

girl help there is meta narrative and commentary about the entertainment industry and fandom culture in my tumblr polls!

#lifesteal transgender swag tournament #jumperwho tournament #fics #evwho #lore pondering #lstrn evbo #lstrn wemmbu

is there a lore reason for why most of the anon designs have something going on with their eyes? like jumperwho anon has the pink glow, spepticle fraud legion has the eyes covered + one x'd out, wuber has their eyes closed (plus evbowho & eepy having one covered). maybe in exchange for their frauding powers they have to exchange their eyes or something else important

hey that's actually a really interesting thought

#asks #not a poll #sp00ky-gh0stt #lore pondering

I NEED TO COOK UP LORE HOLD ON IM GONNA SPEW RANDOM BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MAYBE IT WILL BE GOOD IDK

ok so. frauders didn't know they were gonna be in tourney until it happened because they were busy frolicking in their fields or wjatever. so i imagime the first time they gots included in polls idk maybe. juniper zombieslab (god) like called them and was like "hey gangalang can u meet me over by the Area?" and they all went and they got block trapped and fell into the poll area. thing. idk. 2 me its a bunch of lounge rooms where they just hang out and yap while the polls happen

maybe they went up to juniper zombieslab (god) and were like "mannnnnnnn immmm booooorrreeeeedd..." before the tourney. and juniper zombieslab (god) said like "bored? heh, i can handle that.." and put them in tourney. which is why they were redacted. to catch frauders off guard and the element of surprise

so they frauders were a little freaked out at first BUT if they lose they don't die they just get to walk out. but they kinda wanna play it out because you knows... fun ..... they can also interact with more contestants and see if theres anyone worth frauding for in the future... they put whoever they up against into a petri dish and stare at them....

uh uh uh yeah. also im loreifying wubers hypothetical wemmbu v spep fraud swap for wuber v spep fraud as. wemmbu DIES again, wuber just spectates. which is normal. and they wants wemmbu to yk not die again because that's how u are with ur fraud muse...

ANYWAYS yeah idk wooohoooooooo hooray! lore?

if i may add onto this a little bit..... i think i've already mentioned somewhere that lstrn!juniper zombieslab's whole Thing is being like. completely detached from the concepts of mortality and suffering and humanity and that he's doing this in part just for fun but mostly to understand what this whole empathy and compassion and love thing is. and if we're going with the interpretation that submissions are like prayers or something similar then i imagine when someone asked for juniper zombieslab himself to be put in the tournament he went what the hell sure this could be fun.. & then like you said dragged the frauders into it too for shits and giggles

#the “figuring out what human emotions are” isn't really supposed to be in an angsty way btw it'd more like. idk #think michael the good place but maybe less evil on purpose and more just doesn't understand how people work #lifesteal joyous whimsy tournament #asks #not a poll #evwho #lore pondering

The tournament with the most amount of lore potential for vitalasy was in duos tournament, considering he didnt really make it far in the other tournaments(sadly) and theres not much to work with. The reason i say this is because 2/3 duos he was in (amethyst and purple duo) lost to glitch duo, whereas starfox was beaten twice by yuri duo and petalhop.

I had some discussions with jumperwho anon since he knows duos better than me and has had actual thoughts about how it functions. The way he described was like musical chairs, like when one duo loses, if the two in that duo have another duo still alive then they will go separately.

With that being said, amethyst losing to glitch goes a lot deeper because of this. This poll allows squiddo basically separate jumper away from him, while also not even being in the form of yuri duo. Vitalasy is losing his friend who he cares for deeply, of course he’d feel sorts of negative emotions, but he cant do anything, because thats not how the polls go.

Additionally, this might create some sort of grudge perhaps towards glitch duo considering he lost, twice in fact, to them. Two people (subz and jumper) he cared deeply for were separated from him, he cant truly be with them again, no matter his strange attachment towards them that seems to span much longer than hes been alive. Feelings are weird in the lifesteal tournaments world.

The starfox vs yuri duo poll also makes the pain worse, as its when he can finally reunite with jumper after everything, but its under bad circumstances. Shes with Squiddo who was apart of that incident, and he knows he shouldnt feel any resentment or frustrations, but he cant really help it. It just feels like a betrayal. He tries understanding Jumper the best he can considering not many before tried understanding him, and hes okay with it. At least he thinks hes okay with it. Its no surprise when he loses, but hes not dead by Jumpers hands, she doesnt want to bare the guilt of his death, so shes allowing him to go with zam and go against petalhop instead.

The last bit was apart of me and jumperwho anons lore pondering discussion and he also compared jumper betraying vitalasy for squiddo with jumper betraying vitalasy for abyss.. take that however you like

-angst anon

i love vitalasy so so much but its been so long so i hope this is very vitalasy-like because i want to pat him on the head

WAUGHHHHH ohhh my sweet vitalasy......... thank you this is peak never stop cooking

#lifesteal duos tournament #asks #not a poll #angst anon #lore pondering #lstrn vitalasy