#lorem is writing

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@ BBC and Steven Moffat

“There are definitely tears now because fuck you Sherlock is in incredible pain and incredibly stressed out LET THE MAN CRY DAMNIT.“ (excerpt from my project notes)

oh? what’s that? Sherlock Holmes isn’t a totally emotionless arse? he doesn’t cry because he’s a MAnly MAN?

fuck that shit

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so apparently I wanted to write Snoper instead of Sniper

right right of course

Sebastian Moran 360 no scoper snoper

that sounds right

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Page 1: Not much dialogue, mostly narration

Page 15, after Holmes' introduction: so much dialogue, oh my god

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Me, writing: this sounds good!

My muse: it also sounds like BBC

Me: fak

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*loud awkward laughter*

I jokingly started reimagining Sherlock Holmes but modern, trans, an definitely not straight and now I’m one third into planning a novel

apparently

h e l p

P.S. Collection Title suggestions that aren’t blatant call backs to story titles and or using the characters names would be lovely

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writing is getting a paragraph finished then spacing out while staring at a particular pixel on your computer screen until your eyes hurt

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I am once again confronted with the fact my outline is never what happens in the actual story

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What I am doing: world building, making character relationships, exploring plot bunnies and headcanons

What I should be doing: FINISHING THE GOD DAMN FIC BECAUSE THE END IS LESS THAN FOUR CHAPTERS AWAY