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also like- I dont think grandpeepaw finn tidestrider is waking up anytime soon. at the very least I dont think he will be wake up unceremoniously without some grand scene planned out. Like I understand the excitement for our fishy grandpa but- guys-

hes in a magical coma after being a bird for DECADES, and we dont even know HOW he became a bird nor the ramifications of undoing a transformation after so long. We know theres different schools of magic involved (including NECROMANCY i believe). they have tried everything they could right now, physical and arcana.m- even the alarm spell which wakes you up if it goes off- and he hasnt woken up. I bet that they need someone of power (strong wizard, priest, idk) to give us an understanding of what happened- he could be cursed to sleep- who knows. Because right now nobody knows.

honestly if i was a bird for decades and gillion right off the bat fed me gunpowder i’d probably wanna be in a magical coma too. lord knows what that bird ate- i dont think he was fed black sand but-