#lotffandom

[rogerandtheconch]

My boy Roger

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Simon: Why the h*ck am I so cold all the time

Jack: Why did you censor the word “heck”?

Simon: Because it’s a fucking bad word

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Ralph: How long will you be mad at me?

Jack: 10 minutes

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Ralph: Y’all ever just breathe normally to flex on people with ass-mar?

Piggy: I’m right FUCKING HERE

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Littlun: Can I go play now?

Ralph: Are the shelters in alphabetical order?

Littlun: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

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Ralph: Hey everyone, what should I do to improve my leadership?

Jack: Resign

Ralph: MERRIDEW I SWEAR TO GOD-

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I got a new title for Lord of the Flies, it’s called “Jack Stop”

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Simon: Am I dying?

Piggy: We’re all dying, just at different speeds

Simon: But what about me?

Piggy: You’re like the Usain Bolt of dying, lmao