lotr is gay as fuck, why do the lords need rings?? to marry other guys???

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lotr is gay as fuck, why do the lords need rings?? to marry other guys???
just found out gollum was never a tumblr sexyman. disgusted and appalled
i think we should sexualize gandalf more
i want to braid gimli. i want to scoop him up and hold him gently. put tiny flowers on his beard
i think i wanna talk about how i got into the hobbit/lotr and my friend shay. shay loves the hobbit. they showed me the movies for lotr first and then hobbit cuz that’s the order they came out,, and we did it over twoseven and shit quality zoom screenshares. it was a bit frustrating to use with the lagging but we both enjoyed it so much!! i brought snacks on my way home from work every single time, got obsessed with marshmallows and wished i could be sitting next to them to share it. and you know what the movies were pretty damn good. i recently finished reading the hobbit and now i'm starting lotr.
i have a secret though. the movies were good of course they were, but not amazing enough to get me to read the book (and i don’t say that in a bad way at all, i just mean we watched it like any casual fan would). i loved the characters and their journey in both the series but to me it would have been just another movie, just another fantasy series. but shay was so excited. he cared about these characters so much, showed it to me so enthusiastically, and talked about how they sang songs from it growing up, that i couldn’t help but love it their way as well. so now i'm on chapter 1 of lord of the rings after i finished the hobbit. and i’m screaming about it to my friend as i make my way through it.
shay loves the hobbit. and i love shay. i hope they never stop loving the hobbit.
i have said it before and i will say it again,, gimli deserves to be drawn happy with butterflies and flowers and the sun shining on him he is so pretty i will cry
Obviously u prefer Sam if u ARE Frodo. That's ur boyfriend
ajdhshd you’re the second person to tell me this. can’t believe i’ve been assigned frodo kinnie by my friends uquiz and a tumblr anon
finally finished all of lotr, expect spam in the next few days