i've literally never watched or read project hail mary but my fyp is ABSOLUTELY flooded with it its so funny. here is a list of questionably true information i've gathered solely from the posts i see on my dash:
grace is an aroace pervert (happy pride month)
you all really like that one line about grace letting rocky do open heart surgery on him
rocky is also a pervert for choosing not to wear clothes in the movie
eridians eat and shit out of the same hole
they also have to be in this bubble wrap hamster ball thing or else grace will die. or maybe rocky will die?? i dont know who would die in this situation
grace's source of food is amoeba burgers(??)
adrian is a big blue triangle and is rockys wife(???)
eridians watch over each other when they sleep
when you draw rocky as a stick figure its really funny. circle with 5 legs. same goes for adrian
eva stratt is a pirate
adding "statement" and "question" to the end of a punchline makes it twice as funny
you all also really like the line about grace calling someone a staggering waste of carbon
rocky thinks humans are fucking freaks and i cant blame him ngl
simon from iron lung is just there?????? how did he get here