who cries when someone dies in a movie: draco tbh titanic makes him really emotional and he always gets so frustrated about how rose didn’t just pull jack up onto the piece of wood as wellwho wears the ugly holiday garb: hermione. draco always tries talking her out of wearing “those bloody rags”, but she’s too attached to the weasley jumpers molly knits for her.who pays for the meals: draco, always the gentlemanwho slams the oven door: draco. he always forgets how to turn it on, as well, and he’s been caught multiple times frantically turning the dial for the stove burners attempting to start the oven.who plays the trombone: neither tbh who brings home stray animals: hermione. and she manipulates draco into keeping them, too, so their flat has housed probably about 30 different breeds of catswho leaves the bathroom door open: draco. he has no shame tbhwho tells the ‘dad jokes’: DRACO do not fight me on this. he found a muggle jokebook in the potters’ living room one weekend, and spent the whole night chuckling to himself who wants kids more: both, but hermione wants to wait and draco doesn’twho travels more: hermione, she has to travel a lot for work, but she always brings back little trinkets for draco from her travels who spends more cash: draco, the spoiled brat tbhwho buys the things in infomercials: draco, see abovewho draws in the dust on their cars: are u kidding me, these two would never allow their cars to be dustywho starts the snowball fights: both!!who throws away the directions to things: draco. one time hermione drafted him into helping her set up her new television, and he got so frustrated, he set the instructions on fire.who puts up holiday decor: hermione, but she makes draco help put the star on the treewho is more likely to forget to bathe: neither tbhwho gets more obsessed about things: depends, hermione loves to micromanage, but draco can get very intense about the few things he does like: he has 30 different broomstick models and he keeps them housed in glass cases in the shed.who sings in the shower more often: draco, see bathroom door.
