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[izelandzero]

YURI DAY

I was so FKIN late but here it is 🥹

Other:

[huntypastellance]

Season 6 has aired, season 7 speculation interviews have been written & with those 2 landmarks out of the way, the antis have once again bombarded the staff with hate messages.

This time: the target is mostly Lauren Montgomery. Calling her a white bitch, homophobic, racist & a liar while also demonizing Pidge for being “Lauren’s white fave”.

All because season 6 had no Keith & Lance interactions & had a lot of Allurance shiptease what with Lance canonically confessing (to the space mice) that he has romantic feelings for Allura. And an interview where Lauren said that Lance’s behavior prior to him treating Allura like a friend, his incessant flirting in s1-s2 was “creepy”. Antis also misread Lauren confirming Mixed Race Lance (something that 1/2 of them have been headcanoning for months) to be Lauren dismissing Lance.

The whole album of antis attacking Lauren can be seen here: https://imgur.com/a/Dlgmqgt

Image sources: the board that We cannot name, http://archive.is/lD8KC &  http://archive.is/6YZ6R.

[huntypastellance]

It’s time for yet ANOTHER Lord Pastel Lance News post. -shuffles papers-

This time, because one lone sheith shipper, @ omegakeith, used a chain blocker app (it automatically blocks all the followers of the people you blocked), antis started mass harassing & spamming them to block them directly.

And also calling omegakeith insults, threatening them, same old same old klanti stuff. (1, 2)

One even made an anti-sheith pride flag. (Yes, really).

And then because they realized that they couldn’t directly harass omegakeith (on account of being blocked), they made a bunch of fake sheith accounts with sheith icons & retweeted sheith art just to tweet “KLANCE IS CANON KING” at omegakeith.

And also a bunch of other random sheithers despite them having public accounts & not even using the chain blocker app.

So what have we learned today? Stay in your lane, ignore the antis & they will come in by the literal HUNDREDS to harass you for doing so!

They won’t be satisfied until every sheith shipper has been sent at least 1 klance tweet & death threat! Shame on you for trying to avoid them & minding your own business! You’re the loser for blocking all of us in the first place! (Even though omegakeith merely used an app that autoblocks & did NOT spend hours going through thousands of anti accounts to block them - but then again, did you really think that antis could possibly comprehend what apps do?)

Screenshots submitted courtesy of anonymous & from the still never-ending flood of tweets on twitter rn.

This isn’t even a mere FRACTION of what was spammed to omegakeith!

The “undercover” antis are even more stupid - they literally didn’t find any “dirt” on the sheith shippers (most of which were public UNLOCKED accounts) other than “well sheith shippers like to make sheith content, talk about sheith & retweet it”.

At least when shaladins pretended to be antis in Operation Shalanonymous, they were able to find antis:

>sharing porn with minors >blatantly lying about watching a video of a real minor being raped in order to shame people for “triggering” them with a “report this actual child rapist” warning post >blatantly lying about reporting said child rapist in order to accuse an underaged shaladin of rapeposting >making sexual remarks about minors >goreposting >admitting that they read shaladin anti-anti blogs to find news on bad antis because they couldn’t be half-assed to police their own side

This “undercover anti” operation is just sad in comparison. All they did was pretend to like sheith just to spam “Klance is canon king” at people.

Image sources for & more tweet threads about the “undercover” antis are here: (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

[huntypastellance]

This is the long LONG saga of how vldflops (a hate group of antis on Instagram that attacks children, attacks cosplayers, reposts & steals fanart to mock it, reposts uncensored self-harm gore pictures for their underaged followers to see, reposts uncensored porn art for their underaged followers to see, etc.) & its mods harassed, lied to & belittled a group of shaladins who swiped one of their backup urls when vldflops was being deleted due to reports of repeatedly abusing Instagram’s ToS.

VLDflops had been making backup account after backup account after numerous people reported them for spam, harassment, art theft & violations of Instagram’s ToS. Usually the backup accounts would be named something like “vldflopps.v[insert number here]”. A group of shaladins swiped one of those predictable urls to create a positivity account instead.

So obviously, the mods of vldflops just HAD to attack them & sick their followers on them.

The mods of vldflops mentioned here are:

Sav/sdsxv

Oat/sprinklecoffee

Maddie & Sara (these are 2 different people)

Laila/shaladins

matthewholismydaddy69

& stinky_space_socks.

^Imgur links of the full convos are embedded in this post. Warnings for hypocrisy, cruelty, deliberate wrongful use of the term “pedophilia” & terrible things like “all shallies should be aborted”.

Posted with permission from the victims.

[huntypastellance]

LORD PASTEL LANCE BREAKING NEWS POST!!!

A group of teenage antis (Vorgtron, the same group chat that harassed Neil Kaplan last week & tried to get him to break his NDA to confirm gay characters in VLD) decided to cyberbully & sexually harass a complete random stranger, (Karen Lance, a real estate agent), over her username @klance on twitter.

They called her an “ugly white bitch”, “middle aged”, said they would vore her, spammed her multiple times & demanded that she give them her username or they wouldn't stop.

One of the members, a white teenage girl, then posted a video claiming that Karen hadn't used the account since 2009 & therefore didn't see anything, that the account was dead & what they did was NOT harassment.

Later, the Vorgtron twitter account posted that Karen DID see them & actually CALLED THE COPS ON THEM. Keely, a member of Vorgtron, was actually forced by the police to call up Karen, apologize to her & write up a statement at the station.

@klance (Karen Lance) tweets (sexual harassment & cyberbullying) full album: https://imgur.com/a/FJcl7

Video “clarification” (excuses, dismissing & downplaying the harassment) original tweet: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101022818/https:/twitter.com/fireIordszuko/status/917750655401578496

Video downloaded & re-uploaded here (archive did not save it): https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/private/167001453728/tumblr_oypy0vOwYo1w9f7aq

Vorgtron members admitting that she saw them & called the cops on them: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101024405/https:/twitter.com/vorgtron/status/917569238017167360

@klance (Karen Lance) tweets: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101023212/https:/twitter.com/search?q=%40klance&src=typd <- Only shows some of the tweets

[huntypastellance]

Congratulations, anti-community. It wasn’t bad enough that you didn’t care about charities or the homeless, but you had to drag actual fucking children into it.

So a 18 year old can’t consent to a relationship with a 25 year old, but asking a 9 year old “hey do you think your parents would be cool if I posted videos of you online?”, now that TOTALLY counts as consent!

Out of principle, We refuse to show screencaps of the archived tweet thread because of the context, but here is the archived link to prove that We are NOT making up all this information.

http://archive.is/tbNZj <- original tweet thread

Archive does NOT archive videos, it only saves them as screencaps/photos, but that is STILL not okay!!!

http://archive.is/pr4Kj <- the original call-out post on twitter

So what happened was that yesterday, an anti by the twitter handle @ keithkog (and yes, this asshole IS yet another member of vorgtron), who was babysitting a couple of girls (ages 9 & 10), & then forced them to watch Voltron Legendary Defender with her even though, as she tweeted:

>they didn’t want to watch it >they thought it was for older kids >they thought that it was too weird & confusing >one of them didn’t want to even talk about it

And then she claimed that she educated them about Sheith & Shidge being “disgusting” & that the kids, without ANY prompting, declared that Sheith was SEXUAL ASSAULT.

And she, the babysitter, who by her OWN admission - knew the kids’ parents for years, thought that there was nothing wrong with that.

AN ANTI BABYSITTING CHILDREN THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG ABOUT THE KIDS TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT WITHOUT ANY PROMPTING.

AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CONTINUE USING A FUCKING CARTOON TO EDUCATE THE KIDS ON SEXUAL ASSAULT, WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE PARENTS.

She then proceeded to brag that she had turned the kids into full blown Klancers after showing them 3 “Klance” scenes (& constantly making up bullshit about how Keith & Lance would interact in later seasons) & that the kids wanted to re-enact “Klance” scenes (specifically Keith fetching Lance’s lion in s1) themselves.

>>Why is this disgusting?

She is a teenager, showing 2 small children “Klance” scenes. This will inevitably include the infamous elevator scene from season 2 (she tweeted that the kids mentioned Keith & Lance “keep fighting”). NO KLANCER has EVER looked at that scene in a pure nonsexual way. (It’s Keith & Lance shirtless & in swim trunks bitching & fighting at each other, seriously).

Bad enough, that you’re using a cartoon to educate kids on flawed biased “sexual assault” education, but openly thirsting over Klance in front of them & making them ship it is beyond heinous.

>>>And now that shit has been, as said before, archived PERMANENTLY on the Internet.

She did NOT ask permission from the kids’ parents, despite claiming to have known them for years. CHILDREN CANNOT FUCKING CONSENT. YOU’D THINK THAT SHE’D KNOW THAT GIVEN THAT THE WHOLE “THE PALADINS CAN’T CONSENT TO SHALADIN SHIPS, THEY’RE UNDERAGED!” THING IS THE ANTIS’ WHOLE SCHTICK.

She then claimed that the kids were “very mature for their age” (EW) & knew about sexual assault (EW) enough that they had “very” important opinions about it (WTF) based on the kids’ own AGE & EXPERIENCE (Red flags, red flags everywhere).

http://archive.is/Y9Lf3 + http://archive.is/A14ct

And as you can see, she keeps CONTRADICTING HER OWN WORDS.

The Aftermath: cue antis defending that person, pulling out the minor card whenever someone argues back with ACTUAL logic & pointing out that the antis or keithkog kept contradicting themselves.

http://archive.is/9WDnx

So far, the only people who seem to realize how skeevy & wrong this is are the shaladins/neutrals & NOT the fucking antis, who claim to be protecting kids.

http://archive.is/bRH8c

http://archive.is/syiji

http://archive.is/oOQ8v

Bonus information from FFA about the video: https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/287703.html?thread=1626150615#cmt1626150615

(Anonymous) I watched the video before it was taken down and it was so obvious that the anti fed that kid some lines and then recorded them parroting their words so they could be smug on the internet that "even little kids are smarter than shaladins". No kid looks at two characters in a cartoon and thinks that if they dated it would be "sexual assault" (literally words used by the kid in the video). They way they presented the situation to make the kids think it was something wrong ("remember how i told you they were like brothers? you think it would be okay for an OLD GUY like that to date a 17 year old?") was also pretty disgusting.

There were also other videos where the kid was talking about Keith and Lance "flirting" and saying they're gonna date, which was also pretty obviously the babysitter's doing. The fact that they forced the kids to watch the show even though they didn't want to creeped me out as well.

Antis, you are literally just ONE more incident away from an actual fucking arrest.

If you can’t fucking clean up your side of the fandom, don’t be surprised when you get blasted for it.

[huntypastellance]

In a crossover wanksplosion between the Overwatch fandom & the Voltron fandom, a Lancestan & Klanti by the name of Lynn, allegedly embezzled $1400 of the charity funds, meant to go to a charity for the LGBTQ+ in Japan (http://stonewalljapan.org/) & the homeless LGBTQ+ youth (https://truecolorsfund.org/) to buy Voltron stuff for an itabag along with personal expenses (this last one is unconfirmed & based solely on hearsay, the itabag is not). http://archive.is/ULpPY

She also kind of acted like a flake when artists asked about whether or not they could join the zine (gave them a “yes” & merch design ideas & then ghosted on them completely before turning them down).

The main details can be found on the mchanzone receipt blog. https://mchanzonereceipts.tumblr.com/ + http://archive.is/9Q2wb

Okay, so let’s go with the very first question: What does this have to do with the Voltron fandom?

> The person, Lynn, involved is a klanti in the VLD fandom & a lancestan who is AAAAAALL about treating Asian culture with “respect” & protecting the Gaysians.  ಠ_ಠ > She spent the $1400 on what appears to be many MANY different charms (for the Lance ones alone, we counted over FIFTY), mostly Voltron stuff as their McHanzo one seems to be finished.

Post is now deleted.

https://web.archive.org/web/20171117090546/http://latinxlance.tumblr.com/lanceitabag

Timeline: Blizzcon 2017 was from November 3-4.

We could not find a picture of the Lance itabag, by the way. Just the resource page of the charms she bought to make it.

Keep in mind, all of these were from different artists & at different times, so almost each charm had it’s own separate shipping fee. It’s not that hard to rack up a ton of expenses, especially if you’re trying to make something as big of a money sink as an itabag.

What the fuck is an itabag?

>Part of cringe culture (otaku if you’re in Japan, weaboo in the West), it’s a bag or purse that is absolutely plastered with badges, pins, plushes, keychains & merch of a single character. They’re usually very expensive to make & are essentially a display case that you can wear. Lynn, was making not just one, but TWO itabags.

So they stole charity money to buy VLD fanmerch? What then?

>The lovely LOVELY anti community immediately jumped to spreading rumors without a single one of them bothering to fact check. >They turned the focus away from the charity theft & raged about how Lynn was just a minor (She’s not). How Lynn was tormented by the McReyes, the “gross pedo” shippers, who infested the zine (they weren’t allowed in). And how Lynn’s mother pressured her to use the money to help out her family (what even). >And of course, they got even MORE upset that people dared to point out how wrong they were & that they were spreading misinformation! >They also acted like putting a person in charge of $800 (yes, they couldn’t even get the numbers correct), was something that would NEVER happen in real life & that it was all the other mods fault for trusting Lynn.

http://archive.is/YWQbV + http://archive.is/lRrRa

^They couldn’t even be half-assed to read the call-out posts! They’re complaining about stuff that isn’t even there. Both antis claimed that it was something that they were “told” by others, so it’s pretty alarming how quickly the anti community as a whole will twist something as awful as STEALING FROM A CHARITY for their own “shippers are gross” agenda.

Plus, you are not ALLOWED to have a paypal before you turn 18. This is basic common sense that is in the official paypal site.

https://www.paypal-community.com/t5/About-Products-Archive/Age-requirement-for-individual-accounts/td-p/615057

>Lynn has so many social media accounts, it’s not like it’s impossible to find out her age or something. (Her twitter accounts appear to be locked. General consensus is that her age is 21-22, as her listography says 21 but her Instagram, which hasn’t been updated in 2 years, says 20). >She’s been deleting her accounts, including her blog latinxlance, & even her posts, with screenshots of her paypal account to defend herself, as quickly as she can. (Compare & contrast these archived links, taken at different dates: http://archive.is/http://mchanzo.tumblr.com/) >You can still find her posts if you google her account names, though. Since they’re locked, the links won’t actually show you her accounts/tweets/posts, but you’ll still see a preview of what she said just by searching.

>Honestly, it makes her posts (https://web.archive.org/web/20171117090805/http://latinxlance.tumblr.com/search/asian) even more ironic & two-faced. (Since her deleting her defense posts is practically her admitting her guilt without actually admitting her guilt.)

Conclusion?

>It doesn’t matter if you steal from the homeless gays, it’s the OTHER people’s fault for trusting you, putting you in charge & making you UNCOMFY by letting in nonexistant shippers. Also 22 is now the new 17. You’re not an adult until you’re 25. Fact checking is for those creepy stalker shippers.

>It’s more important for antis to defend one of their own than to call them out when they’ve fucked up. The gun threats against Bex & this mess have just cemented that fact for Us.

[huntypastellance]

hi its me @keithkog on twitter and since you so conveniently forget to mention all the times i’ve apologized and when i deleted the video or any of my explanation, let me tell you about it. there was no excuse for me to post videos without the parent’s consent. that i agree with. it was stupid and wrong, and i genuinely regret that. once i realized my mistake, i deleted the videos. there is NO EXCUSE FOR THAT. but the “sexual assault” thing was unprompted. i never talked about that with her (1/)

and i also never said anything about it. obviously she doesn’t know what that means, since as an anti i still dont think “sexual assault” is a correct term for sheith, its more statutory rape if you’re going to put it into that category w the age of consent. but of course she wouldn’t understand that, and i only laughed in the video bc i was taken aback by her knowledge of that word. regardless, i didn’t press the issue further because you’re right, i have no right to talk about that with a (2/)

a child im babysitting. so i just left it at that. look, i understand if you’re upset by it because you’re a shaladin but you’re making me seem like some huge monster. voltron is literally made for kids their age, and the term “force” was a joke. we’ve watched it together before, and they only protested bc they’re stubborn but they actually rlly enjoyed it after i showed them more. the point i was making about them being mature was in response to someone saying “she’s only 9 she shouldn’t be(3/)

watching voltron” which i disagreed with because both of the girls are mature for their age and can understand it. the only reason they thought it was confusing was bc when we watched episode 1 we were making cookies and they werent paying attention the whole time. i would appreciate if you would take down your posts or at least remove some things because in no way did i force them to talk about sex or bring it up in the first place. thank you.

ps, you have no proof that i fed anyone lines about sexual assault and i promise you i DID NOT. the kid’s parents let them watch a lot of older shows and they have older sibblings and thats how they know about it im guessing. i was surprised to but please don’t accuse me of feeding them lines about sexual assault because thats absolutely disgusting and you have no proof of that

do you exist purely to ignore people’s apologies? Bc my friend the one y'all keep talking about from Twitter, yeah she’s apologized multiple times so could y'all maybe just leave her alone? Bc she had literally 0 intentions for what happened to happen and the fact you all ignore her constant apologies here y'all are being petty and I’m honestly sick of it. Grow the FUCK up y'all she’s a minor too CHRIST. You think it’s ok to harass a minor? Bc if so y'all are even worse than my abuser lmao :/ 

Okay, I’m going to answer this seriously & without the whole “We, the Great & Glorious Lord Pastel Lance” schtick even though I don’t think you actually deserve it. I’m just trying to prove my point here.

> If you were so shocked that a 9 year old said the phrase “sexual assault”, why did you POST IT ONLINE AS A VIDEO TWEET?

>Oh boohoo, you took it down. What, do you want a gold star for that? Well newsflash asshole, if you had bothered to read through my post, you’d know that someone archived your entire tweet thread before you took down the videos. So now there are PERMANENT screenshots of the kids’ faces that were put online WITHOUT PARENTAL PERMISSION because of YOU, you illiterate jackass.

> Why would you EVER laugh at a child, who you’ve claimed to know & babysat for YEARS, having ANY knowledge of what sexual assault is?

> Nice try deflecting dumbass, I’m a Klance shipper AND a Sheith shipper, not just some gross shallie.

> Again, you don’t MAKE kids like the stuff you like. My brothers don’t like Ben 10 after the first 5 minutes of showing them it, (& without me trying to convince them by telling them that gets “really good” later & spoiling shit for them), so I switch the channel to Paw Patrol or search up a Youtube about Minecraft for them instead. I don’t MAKE them continue to marathon Ben 10 with me. You are a shit babysitter.

> Why do you keep suddenly being surprised when people get mad at your own freaking words when you are the one leaving out information & context? 

> It’s still really creepy that you keep saying that the kids are “mature for their age”. That’s literally fucking pedo logic right there, I don’t care about the fucking context, that’s a skeevy thing to say about kids.

> Seriously, what the fuck is stopping you from using the phrase “they’re old enough to watch Voltron, see the TV rating for it?” That is literally so much less creepier.

> You can’t just fucking ASSUME that the kids learned the phrase “sexual assault” from watching TV shows for older kids! That is something you NEED to tell the parents about!

> And you’re not even worried about those older siblings casually talking about sexual assault in front of their baby siblings? At all? Bitch, there are some things that SHOULDN’T be talked about in front of kids!!

> Well, you’re right in that I don’t have actual proof. But given how you & your friends constantly lie & refuse to provide any proof, I don’t give a shit. At this rate, a freaking ANON comment is more trustworthy than your own words.

> Her apologies don’t mean SHIT because as I’ve pointed out before: they’re not real apologies. There was no notion to make amends, to promise to not do the same thing again, etc. Her apologies are HOLLOW. And, frankly, so are your’s. Especially with your friends commenting below about the “nasty shallies” forcing you to apologize. You didn’t “TECHNICALLY” do something wrong, you ACTUALLY did something wrong & fucking illegal, jackass!

> I don’t give a shit if she or you are minors. That doesn’t fucking excuse your behavior. You both can still be arrested or legally punished for this kind of crap.

> When you say shit like that, that I, some random asshole on the Internet documenting your own freaking words, am WORSE than your abuser…..

that just proves to me that you’ve never actually been abused before.

That you don’t give a shit about real abuse & don’t know what it’s like.

No abuse victim would ever make such a flippant comparison to their trauma like that.

You’re the one who’s sick here, not me.

Disclaimer: This response is entirely the opinion of Lord Pastel Lance & NOT of anyone else. Just me. If you have problems with it, criticize me, not other people.