LT. ROBERT AKERS Shock Jock

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LT. ROBERT AKERS Shock Jock
feeling very sane right now
He’s got that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn.
Like at this point just go awol or take a fucking nap or something!
So why the hell was Lt. Akers on the season 5 poster and not vickie like dude had no story relevance I thought something is gonna be revealed about him but nope he just stood their like decoration ig
Akers always makes me giggle because he's such a man child and his stupid constantly bewhildered expression is so funny to me
unfortunately i will stand in the middle of a field and yell my truths of ackers was hella fine actually, he could have had a way more interesting arc if the duffers were not cowards and i am proud to be one of the only enjoyers of this string noodle asshole of a man.
so…someone might’ve convinced me to watch something and then got me to draw this…legally I have to say I am not getting held hostage to draw this and am doing this out of my free will.
Jokes aside watched a thing and Yeehaw Cowboy AU Akers popped into my mind so here we go. More yapping about that and picture without the blood below cut
friends, I regret to inform you that these pictures do not feature mike wheeler but more likely Lt Akers, who is also tall and wiry with a distinct nose
THIS is mike though👇🏽
very similar outfit (probably by design) but his vest has camo on it and the ones above do not and mike’s beanie is green where the ones above are black. I’m also pretty sure mike is in the scene taking place in the upper left wearing a completely different outfit