#lu guide reader

[the-moon-files]

not a request, just a thought that has popped into my head and won't leave until I share it

I'm really happy you do relatively happy stuff with Guide!reader, because whenever I daydream about all that, the Chain end up hating me and I make myself sad, so seeing the much happier side of it all is really really nice :>

REAL 😭

lowkey..

Moon: Insecure Reader, Guide Reader, Male Reader (he/him/you)

Orbit: Headcanons, teeny tiny scenarios

Stars: a lil taste of all the links (Wind but in a platonic way, not included for romantic moments)

Comets & Meteors: CWs: discussion of insecurity, not actually unrequited love, & TWs: negative self talk/insecurity, light mention of Cia/Hylia bashing/being pushy towards Link.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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Like if i think abt it sometimes and its like,

"they dont really care,

or they only care bc theyre good people, good heroes,

like Link dont genuinely gaf about some idiot who harassed them probably their entire adventure..."

like i feel this way too but the image of you becoming physical in their realm, thinking this all the time, avoiding the heroes as you sort of make your way across their worlds, able to go to maybe like big plot important or spiritual areas during the games and get portal-ed to the next world, justifying yourself like:

"i was probably so annoying,, if they even heard me in the first place :/

would i have just been more shit to deal with for Link??

how could I dare to call myself a worthwhile companion of his if Im not even good company usually,

or what about all the times I failed a puzzle or something, was that seen as failing to help him??"

and theres just no way, as much as youve crushed on Link every game he's been in, that it crosses ur mind to dare to seriously consider urself a love interest 💀 or its even sadder like:

"what if i sound like her? Do i sound like Cia or Hylia?? was i just another creep bothering him? shit..💔" :((

like, Links always shown with women, even if its not consistently Zelda, and even then theyll make this wholeee big deal about them being "soulmates" - either in game or online loz fans since theyre always paired across the games 🥲

so u distract yourself with the worlds out there, just exploring and fascinated by the sights of the games irl version ur in now, and just kinda either focus on the nostalgia of it all or on the positive fanboying moments you had over Link in the games when you played as him

the memories of hilariously screwing up puzzles and accidentally setting stuff on fire just before a cutscene would happen bring a small smile on your face as you see each one in real life and the moments you realize you recognize the area!!

u even try out the safer puzzles, but youre kinda a ghost? thing? here

it seems the animals and things react to and hear your voice well enough,

but your hand passes right thru everything sentient, and you can fly a bit like creative mode is on

u guess ur a disembodied voice, the perspective of video game world logic making you think since Link was your avatar before, but now he's a real person, that leaves you kinda adrift,,

you do reflect in stuff, so u wonder if thats a way someone would see you?

its as ur exploring around you nearly shit your nonexsistent pants as you spot a realistic version of what looks like the Link from Twilight Princess?? the symbol on his forehead and the pelt around his shoulders, the darker blonde hair giving it away quickly after freezing in shock just at the sight of Any Link appearing

you scramble to fly/run off, knowing he probably cant see you, but squeaking a bit as you take off hoping he didnt hear, whew-

you thought it was all good, go back to adventuring around, exploring like an unbothered tourist, the melancholy thoughts lingering every now and then..

"i cant let any of the links from the games find out i know all about them or at least their adventures,, who knows how badly thatll go down, i know id be freaked if that happened to me...."

".... what if im even like an evil spirit to them?? like i Possessed them for the adventure???!!! oh god oh no- i can never meet them- they were right, Never meet your heroes, they might just smite you-"

it keeps you paranoid enough to notice when you run into what looks like the grown up version of the Ocarina of Time/Majoras Mask Link-!!

And hide, immediately.

you had gone to visit the old temple and ducked behind the statue with the dramatically lit old temple revealing sunlight glinting off a hylian man's armor that looked like Fierce Deity's… the mask hanging from his waist, a small ponytail like his slightly aged up version seen in game, and Fierce Deity's motifs being the reason you guess he's from those games,

he seems to be searching for something, pulling out a new mask you haven't seen before, and holding it just in front of his face before turning every which way, ur glad its shady behind the goddess statue, though ur still not sure if youd even be seen in magical items like masks yet..

and it just keeps happening.

when you had only seen teh Twilight Princess Link after over a month into exploring, and now a week later seeing Ocarina/majora Link… now it was getting suspicious..

it went from spotting all these uniquely designed versions, of a Link still clearly, at least once a week, then twice a week, and now youre convinced after seeing a new Link three days in a row they were… looking for you??

oh no, are they all Together??? ... ARE THEY ADVENTURING TO HUNT YOU DOWN??? NOOO- SHIT-!!!

Meanwhile.

on the Chain of Links side:

Every Link, new after initialing joining and finding things to bond over with others: "well uh, anyway,, how many companions did u guys have? It sounds a little crazy when i tell ppl this, but, i always had a funny and kind companion no matter what, who i really, Really Liked (def wasnt in love with) who was, uh a male voice? like,, mostly in my head?? haha,, hbu guys?"

all nervous but then, casually the rest responding,

Every Link already joined: "alright, get the board, we gotta another one."

New Link: "??? another??"

the dawning realization You were always there, a sweet masculine voice that laughed and teased and helped and hurt at Link's pain, sometimes more offended than even the hero was at times at others they met during their adventure, who always defended his honor and valued his time and hard work

basically keeping them sane, feeling appreciated by at least one person out there, the mutual feeling of trying not to laugh to themselves like a madman when you cracked jokes during villain speeches, frustrated at puzzles, etc.

like legit just the spider man pointing meme but x9

(wind platonically obv, bro misses his big brother :[ )

and then the final collection of all of them and as they follow the Shadow they all start to feel crazier and crazier

Legend whipping his head around in a dungeon, swearing to himself he heard your signature sigh and grumble at an empty treasure chest there..

Wild outright bolting off from the group one time as he hears your happy laughter echoing off a hill that looked perfect for shield surfing….

after too many close calls and confusion, finally one fesses up and the rest follow after realizing theyve each been hearing you again.

Legit could hear a pin drop in the ensuing realization, the shock, joy, heartbreak, but hope spreading across all of the heroes faces one night at the campfire when this they finally talked about it

but the lock in after they discover this is crazy, like they dont even need words, just unconciously all agreeing that he (you) seems to be lingering either about the heroes themselves, like old times (the yearning when Sky says that aloud is politely ignored for all their sakes) or near the Shadow theyve been chasing across their worlds,

either way, to follow their Guide once more is to simultaneously follow the Shadow, a win-win tbh for them all, (def not worried about you being "around" the mysterious threat the Shadow is, nope not at all, its fine- he's fine- our guide's a voice! he should be just fine…)

and they dont acknowledge the even deeper fear about why you havent truly talked to any of them, disquieted each in their own ways at not having your voice talk to them constantly like you used to when you were with them,

which slowly ramps up the tension more and more as each of them gets close but not quite close enough to you before your voice is gone again, drifting off where they cant follow or losing the sound trail of you, before every Link can just call out to you- but none of them could ever get your name, taking to calling you nicknames or My Guide-

like the image of you avoiding them thinking the literal worst, esp as you finally catch sight of the group in full glory pulling their glowing swords and magicks and shit seemingly after finding your new hiding spot, like You out here like:

meanwhile the Links heard you but also can see the Shadow in the area as well lol 😭

the big terrible misunderstanding is actually driving the heroes crazy, bc in contrast to you they out here like:

no seriously, they get more vicious in battle with the Shadow, heads on a swivel as they try to hear you, or even, see you??

like the renewed hope (old flame burning anew) that breaks out amongst the group after Hyrule spots a non-Shadow figure run and trip in a mirror after entering an old temple right as he hears your voice make a startled noise, like you'd tripped- meaning you had a body now!! possibly!!

(Twilight visibly trying to rein in his emotions at the mention of seeing you in mirrors lol)

just an endless game of cat and mouse lmao

whats that post someone commented (i think it was for SVSSS fandom, if you in that lol) something like:

"this is like a Romantic/ soulmates AU/ reunited and it feels so good/ pining/ miscommunication fix-it fic for one party (Link(s))

and a Hurt/no comfort/ angst/ betrayal/ heartbreak/ painful yearning fic for the other party (you)" LOL

no idea in what way this would get resolved bc of this

but maybe something gives first in terms of Shadow (Link) ?

like i have this fan theory about why Shadow (first of all, is Shadow Link, and why he doing what he does) and could easily make it You motivated tbh

i mean tto write a fanfic abt it one day, maybe even with this situation setup included tbh,

but maybe Shadow was also going to iconic places across the worlds (since once again, my personal theory/headcanon is that since theres frequently a Dark/Shadow Link option across multiple games, so he kinda has memories of multiple Links)

in an attempt to find you, because he would, (in this AU) have the best predictions of where ur going after having the Most memories of you to use…

so maybe he's able to clearly see you, being something other than physical himself as well,

maybe he finally gets to your next hideout first, finally a step ahead of you.

…

* Bonus, reunited reaction/pining meme for Shadow Link too, except it is that serious for him highkey, no jk:

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ugh now this got me thinkning abt that lu x reader fanfic plot i been sitting on for… i dont wanna say how long actually

also happy fourth of july to only the girls and the gays <3

also happy late pride month my bad, have this lightly gay shit instead as a "forgive me for not being around a lot and not posting during gay month" gift

also my AC is out this whole weekend and maintence wont fix til monday so ive been suffering

also im in the LU gift exchange again this year!!

so this was a warm up for actually thinking of gift idea for my giftee lol

wish me luck i think ill do some art main piece, but maybe some xreader headcanons too? or maybe like hint at xreader in teh art?? not sure (dw giftee is down for blonde elves 👍)

anyway if u read this far, hope u enjoying ur summer so far!! :)

Peace out,

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[the-moon-files]

I love the idea of humans being space orcs. I’ve always wondered about the potential differences between Hylians and Humans some of my ideas include:

Humans are heavier than Hylians (they have bird-like bones)

Hyrule is the lightest of the links since is half fairy (personal hc)

A hit that would break a Hylian’s bones, just majorly bruises a human

Reader can carry multiple small links or a bigger link

They are limited by the size of the Link being carried, not weight

Reader is shorter than Time (personal hc), so it’s a little awkward carrying him in smaller spaces

Can double carry (piggy back one Link on their back, carry another one on their front) easily

Will carry both Four and Hyrule, going through portals and after since they both get sick (personal hc)

I feel like Twilight would initially be the Link most resistant to being picked up, shaped as a Hylian or Wolfie, when they are first picked up. They just freeze for a solid minute or two before relaxing. He loves it after that.

More resistant to weather (heat & cold)

Have iron stomachs (compared to Hylians)

Humans can eat pretty much every plant and not get sick unlike their Hylian counterparts

Can easily eat Hyrule’s cooking, it may not taste as nice but it’s still edible

Wild pouring in Gordon spice is still palatable, like eating a dorito (not really spicy, just adds flavor)

As a population, humans expand faster (more fertile, pregnancy is shorter than Hylians)

It’ll blow their minds if you have 2+ siblings

I mean, is there even a large Hylian family (I think once I saw a family with 3 kids once?) (imagine if they saw the show 19+ kids and counting)?

Resistant to magic, but also can’t use any

Hyrule’s magic healing does nothing, good thing humans don’t get injured easily

It’s okay Rulie, it’s not your fault

Humans heal slower than Hylians (since in Wild’s world they can eat and instantly recover)

Hylian metal is thin compared to what humans use

I don’t know why, but I just imagine it like thick aluminum foil, very pliable, but resistant to cuts and stabs

Could you imagine human!reader finding a dent in Times armor, and just smoothing out the dent with their bare hands

Four is probably swooning in the background

Also shows how dangerous their enemies are compared to humans

Earth doesn’t have Hylian monsters, all of Earths monsters are just evil/bad humans

Wind is astonished you can swim against the tide with ease

Their Hyrule’s ocean currents are 1/2 as strong as Earths

Think of Hyrule’s stormy oceans as swimming in a strong lap pool (you know those small long skinny pools with a current so you can swim straight in them and go no where?)

To end all of this, could you just imagine, the Chain and human are fighting a group of monsters. Human’s sword breaks (one of Wild’s), so human throws the sword away, they look defenseless so the monsters target the, all Links are freaking out, so what does human do? They start punching, kicking, and decking every monster in the face. Turns out humans are Hylian One Punch Man (/men?). Their punches are lethal if it hits the right spot. Link (all of them) is dumbfounded, how are they that strong? Are our monsters weak to them? How strong are their monsters? They don’t have any?-well it makes sense,if all humans can do that then they clearly eradicated them all!

Sorry for taking all of your time and spamming you with my thoughts, I just love, love, LOVE, the idea of humans being space orcs to Hylians!!!

AHHHHH I cant believe so many ppl (like 3?) are into the humans are space orcs to Hylians AU :’)

erratic bits i wanna add on to ur incredible list u got going on here

Sun: Masc/Male!Reader (he/him)

Orbit: ERRATIC Headcanons, ADHD-influenced headcanons, if you will

Stars: little bit of all the Chain

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild typical loz violence, mild cussing, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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I SUBCSCRIBEEE TO MAMMAL BASED HUMAN ANATOMY VS. AVIAN BASED HYLIANS

like how tf else u livin in the sky?? lol

or riding all those birds and creatures, like ofc u weigh on avg exactly 8 apples lmao (btw i got this from botw, where someone tested how much Link weighs for game physics and it was about 8 apples i think)

smth about u being a game nerd boy, may or may not be that fit, and yet goes to take a blow for a Link that had them all wincing, only to walk away with a nasty bruise like,

yes pls be impressed by me literal versions of Link from Legend of Zelda, along with now being real life heroes who have literally fought evil itself and won <3333

would literally start flexing my (nonexistent) muscles like LMAOO

that's going straight to my head ngl

like can u imagine the amount of times you have to resist just sweeping a Link up to princess carry them around?? like poor boy you've always done the princess carrying, allow me 🫴 (gentlemanly bows with hand out for him to take) LMAO

Gay tension thru the ROOF one time u playfully did this lol

some of them rlly out here trying to find a reason not to be picked up like??

Twilight: look u can pick me up, but im too big compared to you so it just wont work out…

You, seconds away from ur dream of picking up Twilight Princess Link, not about to stop now: SO WHAT ur bigger than me? All the more room to get a good hold on you babieee >:)

and Time,

Time: i have armor on, and im taller than you. itd be awkward, i can just lean on you until we can splint my ankl-

You: u think the little details gonna stop me? cute, get on my back rn. 😐

on another related carrying Links note,

BRO U BEAT ME TO IT!!

I thought as soon as I posted other ask abt this abt how Rulie/Four get sick and how others have had to carry them before,

but with you here??

Rulie and Four are livvinggggg >>>

so if we go on bird hylians theory, they actually have a higher body temp (bird base contribute to burning thru food quicker too? birds have a higher metabolism too right? would make more sense with how they consume food a lot for both healing and bc they hungrier more often than humans)

so u know that feeling of being nauseous, laying stomach down on the cold bathroom floor or smth and suddenly all ur problems are solved?

Hyrule and Four getting carried by u, their lovely Guide become physical, after portals ^^^

getting carried by u/physical affection from u is by far the best thing to come out of you becoming physical, all links have secretly decided lol

so unlike previous posts, if we’re being more true to humans are space orcs/australians tumblr side, i think I've heard over there abt eating/human diets being radically different a lot!

like how originally caffeine/capsican (the spicy part of peppers) was poison, or kept animals from eating that plant bc that was their defense,

then humans came along, said, “hm, makes my mouth tingle, more energy, i like it.”

and then made coffee, energy drinks, and a million spicy dishes/snacks worldwide lmao

anyway the Links are scared lol

esp after u talk abt stuff like this, or try Goron spice

my fav scifi idea thing i ran into somewhere was how these aliens gave their human meat to eat, human got curious (which, human curiosity a whole different beast of a post to get into, so many ideas)

and tried to gnaw on bones, like u do with stuff like ribs u know, and then broke the bone, found the marrow tasted great, and then the bone was so flimsy/broke down so much that they ate it too lol

So now, imagine the Chain did that to you LMAO

Four/Wild/Wind are fascinated by ur bone/jaw strength, Wars/Hyrule/Sky/Twi are mildly horrified but cant look away, Legend and Time are surprised but also at the stage of just acceptance of ur human bullshit lmao

unrelated to above, abt the fertility thing

one side of my family is super big (mom is 1 of 5, one of which is her identical twin) then each of them had about 3 kids, then some of my cousins are now having their own 1-2 kids, along with some of my adopted cousins thrown in/somebodies stepkids or like divorced situation where they sometimes show up to this side of the family, like 💀

Chain want to hear everything about ur family ngl if ur in a situation like this lol

the absolute shock on their faces after u tell them about twins/triplets/quintuplets/etc. existing lol

Bro, the amount of things I could talk abt with magic resistant reader pros/cons, like have u ever seen that in animes before? where it'll have a character who can negate stuff?

its so OP, it might just be worth not being able to use their magic much in hyrule

so i included that gif bc a scenario i can totally see happening that i didnt get to include in other posts is a guardian firing a laser at you and it just,, bounces off

or gets kinda absorbed, like maybe you got the equivalent burn of like touching a hot pan, stings for like an hour then is gone by the end of the day

Wild would literally not let go of you or let you out of his sight if he saw that happen poor thing ToT

Guardians were already so tricky for the Chain, esp black blooded (robots have blood? unclear)

then ur ass shows up all heat resistant to their world, and ur slow ass gets got by the beam, everyone’s horrified and poor boys are regretting you ever getting a physical form, bro you think your dead-

and then u just sit up, chest kinda burny, but just like described above, not even a real burn

even better, the guardian takes out ur weapon and u just have to like, square up to a guardian ASFHLJSL-

tbh most battles ur absolutely set,

u got magic resistance, so like wizzrobes who are all magic-based do nothing to you, u can literally punch ur way out a situation, as long as u keep ur guard up ur good, but even if u get hit physically, like u said, bruises at worst, bc at worst in a battle you'd get a broken bone

maybe if something had the strength to like, sever a limb, a step up from broken bones, then they manage to actually bruise u badly + cut you or smth

so basically ur biggest challenge in battles is working up the courage to get into them LMAO

like u know that thing from Oot with the bloody hands and shit?? dead hand or redead or smth?? skulltulas???? (esp if u have phobias related to it, like having arachnophobia like me for skulltulas💀)

Chain: Charge! cmon Guide!

You: I got your back girl! …from over here!

ur so perfect for fighting and ur biggest obstacle is just how fucking terrifying fighting that shit irl would be 😭 😭

the Links don't give u battle advice really, they instead just have to encourage you so you'll be less afraid and can fight LMAO

(makes sense to them tho bc ur world doesn't have these same monsters, most of them tbh would've had a harder time relating before this adventure, bc now they get to a new hyrule with entirely diff monsters they can relate more lol)

(Oh, and yes. Four is honest to god falling in love with you all over again seeing you sharpen edges of swords by pinching ur fingers, or dipping ur hand in lava casually to help the harder metals soften, or smooth out dents in armor. Time may have also felt some type of way the first time you reached out and smoothed a dent right in the middle of his chest.)

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could've said SO much more, but my ideas sometimes go too quick for my fingers to type, so this was all i could catch for now

dw ill never shut up about this AU so ill prob get them all out eventually, GOD i wanna write a male!reader fic with this so bad

but i keep forcing myself to at least finish 1/3 fics im updating rn before i launch into another lol

TYSM for this!!

I LOVE hearing ppls idea abt this AU, esp if u include male/gen neutral reader, like just take my heart ig <333

Sorry abt the late reply btw!! :’(

Peace out Daicinia,

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[the-moon-files]

Wait, quick idea! Twilight looks like the only hylian in his village because everyone else has round ears, so what if he wasn’t as surprised as the others to see their human companion so resilient, but still fairly impressed because of the fact that most if not all people in his village don’t put themselves in as drastic situations as the reader? Or is this just humans from our world?

get out of my head lmao /lh - you, me, and wayfayrr are actually the same person on diff accounts LMAO

im of the belief that (blame @wayfayrr, my beloved) that he knows of humans bc of some in his village but yeah, just not the type of human in drastic situations

(ALSO they wrote me a fun, long, glorious, male reader human space orc au fic for winning their raffle a bit ago, and it brings up their headcanon abt this and i Adore It actually, check it out here pls if u wanna know🤲)

(also if u see this wayfayrr, sorry for the ping, also should i be calling u moss? or wayfayrr?? idk which, i hope thats even ok to ask 😭 i assumed u would call my ass Moon)

Moon: Male-Masc Reader (he/him)

Orbit: short headcanons-ish, rambling mostly

Stars: Twilight Princess Link (Twi/Twilight), mentions of other Links

Comets & Meteors: CWs: none known, & TWs: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

to reiterate what i said up there, in case u skipped it for the bullet points,

i like the headcanon he knows humans, knows some of their quirks, and how they were the first ppl the other hylian villagers called on to help stuck cows or downed wagons, lots of heavy lifting stuff

but he really hasnt seen the extent of real humans, bc the humans who were in Ordon, well, they lived in hylian society,

why would they need the adrenaline to lift a car when hylians have set up whole tools and systems in all their towns to help lift just a full bucket of water out of the well??

not to mention, i think all the humans in his village were older adults? like at least not the age theyd be doing things like parkour or going to any trampoline parks type of age,

id imagine its more like stories talked about amongst hylians how hard humans can go, and even the humans themselves talked abt things like,

“well compared to u hylians, we have stomachs made of molten lava to you guys really, but we never have to use it, bc u know hylian food works just fine”

when Twi asked they would say stuff like that, but as soon as he saw ur human ass just picking wildflowers and berries off the side of the road to snack on? even random grasses/vines at some point (kudzu)?? easily eating Wild’s Dubious Food that's DEFINITELY got monster parts in it???! gnawing on the bone of a cucco and it just breaks??!!! and you look surprised too, thank fuck finally a normal reaction from u- oh my goddesses u were just curious (damn the elders were right abt human curiosity too) **and are now sucking out the marrow and eating the bone-!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight’s perspective of you is actually the equivalent of like, reading stories about vampires all ur life, then this new friend you made starts to get allergic to garlic, crave blood, has crazy strength and advanced senses, etc

and he’s just watching those honest-to-Hylia human mythological feats play out in real time in front of him, like he’s the only self-aware character in the story that immediately clocks the really obvious vampire as a vampire lmao

is the first to either 1. start choking on his laugh as he theoretically knows ur about to jump on the back of a lynel/hinox to ride it around and watch as the others come to the same conclusion OR 2. try to Stop you from jumping on said big monster in an attempt to ride it around bc he gets used to ur human BS quicker than the others and can see it coming a mile away now lol

very much so this meme:

(ur welcome i made it myself <3)

anyway id love to rant abt this dynamic

abt both Twi’s shock at you eating peppers like a god has come down from the sky to prove their immortality,

but also poor rancher esstientally humansitting you too lmao

the Chain/Time/Wars absolutely put him down as the resident human expert like: “ok he just drank like, 5? No- Four stop him from drinking more at least- (dual sighs). okay, 6 stamina potions, will that kill him??”

Twilight, saviour of Hyrule, of the Twili, Link from Twilight Princess himself,

has to keep a record book of all the new shit he’s heard/learned about humans in Ordon, what he has actively learned abt ur ass just fucking around and finding out, and the few bread crumbs of information u give him abt ur species

(that rlly just come off as kind of cryptid statements abt u/humanity, or don't apply in this scenario bc ur only comparison is Earth Rules, which honestly scare every single fucking one of them in the same way as walking on Ganon’s lawn or something, like straight up view ur home planet as enemy territory, the Amazon jungle, the Hyrule wilds if you will-)

Twilight also gets involuntarily volunteered for human-sitting duty too

tbh the only person Not allowed on human-sitting duty, when u guys go new areas esp, is Wild/Hyrule

you’d tell him you wanna get inside the guardian robot to operate it and ride it around and he’d probably be in shock you even fathomed something like that, yet also now EXTREMELY intrigued to watch it play out

(they’re both more of a “u wanna jump off a cliff?? that's actually crazy, wait for me please.” he seems to think he can somehow protect you if he joins you? its worked sometimes to be fair to him ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ just not really conveniently when the rest of the Chain are around lmao)

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i live btw, ive been writing/updating fics along with life updates (moving states/new job/online class) so a few asks will hopefully be answered over here in the next 2ish weeks

no promises, my life is kinda girlbossing at the moment too close to the sun and i am Nervous abt disappointing u guys

i already feel like im disappointing my other blog bc i haven't posted in forever bc im writing a fic instead of asks during any free time i dedicate to writing for it so :/

pls excuse my super slowness like a package ur waiting for in the mail or smth type of slow

AGAIN thanks for the ask!! i hope this was at least entertaining to read as some addon to what u said, you guys have gotta check out some of wayfayrr’s stuff if ur into this, bc they're the only other place i can think of that's talked abt humans not just being the same as hylians

have a great week!!

Peace out hugs and chaos,

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[the-moon-files]

Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes (ft. Masc!You)

Your many, many nicknames: Guide, Hero's Guide, Lead, Star (Guiding Star), Princey, Prince

Reader: (he/him)

(This gif got chosen bc i fully believe they could get goofy enough to act like the monty python campaign sometimes)

Wars, wistfully: I love hearing my Guide shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

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You: Listen, listen, the ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a magic gun.

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Hyrule, looking at your unconscious body: I need a moment alone to heal him.

The Rest of the Chain: Of course, take care of him please.

(leaves)

Hyrule, leaning over you: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not asleep.

You, sitting up: Yeah, no shit.

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Sky: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper??

Sky: ...I must be losing it, I'm quoting Star.

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(dead quiet in camp, everyone knowing the look on your face when you get annoyed at their reckless/self-sacrificing actions)

You: When I die, I want every Link here to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

(explosion of arguing and several "Hey wait a minute-!"s)

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Time, accidentally forgetting never to ask his Guide for advice: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

You: The afterlife, I guess.

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You: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?!

Four: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

You: Okay yeah thanks so much Link, that's great to hear, now, WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT??

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Legend: But what do I get out of it Princey?

You: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Legend: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one tho.

You: It won't be you.

Legend: I'll get my rings.

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You: Why are you guys acting like this??

Twilight: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

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Link: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

You, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Link: Perfect.

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Thanks for reading this shitpost lmao

I just needed smth more my flavor of reader, and reader/Chain so I made this snack to satisfy me for now

Ill probably be making a fic in the future but for now bs like this will have to do

(Might use some of these quotes in it acc lol)

Peace out,

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