#lu headcanons

[mmelete]

Pretty sure this happened in Wild’s era, right?

Based on @rebornofstars’ idea!

[capricorn-the-goat]

I love the dynamic / headcanon that individually or in small groups, the Chain can absolutely Get Shit Done™. But you put all of them together and ask them to open a door or change a lightbulb and it’s impossible.

You ask Wild to get to the top of that building that’s about to collapse? He’s already there. Ask Legend to get through this dungeon? He’ll walk out in half an hour and only need a bandaid. Ask Time to take down this boss monster? His knees will hurt, but the monsters won’t be alive to feel its knees.

There will be some random side quest about getting a cabbage cart to the next town over and it’ll somehow end up with Wind, Four, and Hyrule somehow saving the kingdom from a calamity. Time, Sky, and Warriors could shred through armies like they were paper and act as a three man army. Wild, Twilight, and Legend can map out entire kingdoms together and uncover ancient civilizations long vanished.

but put more than half of them in a room and ask them to open a door (that isn’t even locked), and it’s impossible. They’ll spend half an hour debating how to do it, an hour arguing about it because “no we cannot just blast it open with the fire rod”, half an hour for lunch, and then another hour as they try various spells to unlock the door before Wind finally turns the doorknob and opens it.

[phcodill]

Wild leading the chain through the snow peaks to Rito Village - Teba looking down with narrowed eyes at Wild and the group from a high cliff ahead: Looks like the snow is going to be rough tonight. - Wild: Good thing I have a coat! - Teba looks down at the group for a moment longer before nodding silently and flying off. - Legend deadpanned: Did that Rito really meet us out here, just to tell us about the snow? - Wild looking back while smiling: Oh no, that was code talk. Snow getting rough is him asking me if I'm in danger. Me having a coat means I'm protected. - Hyrule in confusion: What would it mean if you said you didn't have a coat? - Wild shrugging: The 10 or so Rito archers that are currently hiding around us would have shot at all of you. - Wild continues walking nonchalantly. - Wind: He was joking, right? - Suddenly nearly a dozen Rito reveal themselves and fly off from the cliffs of all sides of them towards Rito Village. - Legend: WHAT?!

[miseries-mire]

hyrule talking abt how in his era apple desserts are seen as a luxurious bc they were favored by previous royalty and there’s several recipes for them in all the royal cookbooks and legend just starts laughing bc all the stories of his adventures have been largely skewed or butchered over time and he’s glad that his affinity for apples has superseded his legacy as a hero and also bc he distinctly remembers fable insisting on honoring him in some way and him jokingly suggesting having his favorite desserts be part of the daily royal menu

[jazzmage28]

Do you think every so often Legend will get really anxious that this whole journey with the chain is just a dream.

[west-0]

Idea for Dusk (tp Zelda) Linked universe headcanons

After slaying Ganon with Link as the reincarnated souls do as a side hobby, Dusk harvested the triforce of power. Why? Hyrule was in shambles and decided to use its power to rebuilt and protect Hyrule. And perhaps also to prevent any possible resurrection of Ganon within her lifetime.

After gaining the second piece of the triforce, Dusk naturally became more durable as well as stronger. After all the destruction that came upon hyrule, there of course came uneasiness, which leads up to assassination attempts. However, attacks that would perhaps have killed a normal hylian, is not as effective at sending her into the royal tomb (hopefully they’ve done some deep cleaning of that chamber since OOT).

More excitingly not only can Dusk tap into light magic, but she has now unlocked dark magic. So Dusk can now fully tap into that goth girl era.

One thing I like to imagine, is Dusk can float in the air like the time she was possessed and slash her rapier in the air, which creates a slash bolt for long range attack (similar to the slash attack TOTK Ganon does).

[yours-regretfully]

Warriors and Sky's guyliner is probably done with kohl, an ancient cosmetic made from powdered antimony sulfide, lead sulfide or charcoal mixed with oil.

Wars wears it to look sharp and authoritative for the troops (and to hide how tired he really is). Sky wears it to protect his eyes from the sun, there's a lot of glare up in Skyloft and the dark outline means less of it hits his retinas.

[livmightlive]

I’m finally playing Skyward Sword and Sky is genuinely the ADHD reputation that I never knew I needed

Like when he’s getting bullied by his peers for “having his head in the clouds”. LEAVE HIM ALONEEEE 😭 I heard that phrase so much growing up omg

Like I swear every other dialogue is about how he doesn’t focus and does his own thing like. Like. That’s mi gente.

BUT HIS DIALOGUE OPTIONS ARE WHAT KEEP GETTING ME. Every set of dialogue for Sky is

A). Huh??? The I wasn’t paying attention answer

B). Kind answer. Correct answer. I was paying attention answer :) I’m such a good boy

And then

C). Intrusive/Impulsive thoughts trying to escape the cage. Like what’s the most fucked up thing I can say right now? Let’s try and hold back but omg are they so funny.

Or at least that’s my headcanon that Sky is constantly fighting back a barrage of impulsive and intrusive thoughts at all times. People should be nicer when he asks them to repeat the question because he’s focusing on not insulting your bangs, your outfit, and your momma.

I have a new appreciation for Sky. Sparkle on you little hot mess.