#lu shitposts

[riviawitch3r]

Jaskier: *kisses Geralt's cheek*

Geralt: What is this

Jaskier: Affection

Geralt: Disgusting

Geralt: .....do it again

[theonetruejedi]

listen. togruta are hunter predators who rely on camouflage and visual disruption to sneak up on and stun prey that primarily lives in tall grass.

they also have montrals instead of ears which pick up soundwaves in a way that give them a manner of echolocation (on top of the standard level of hearing for a hearing humanoid) which is likely evolutionary trait for zeroing on prey and fellow hunters among the grass

so ahsoka is genetically programmed to notice even the slightest movement in any environment and want to attack it.

has ahsoka ever attacked a mouse droid in her quarters in the middle of the night because she woke up to get a glass of water, heard a little scuff of wheels, and just fuckign pounced.

rex, anakin and obi-wan burst in armed because they heard a crash and just find a bewildered ahsoka on the ground in the corner and a poor sparking mouse droid between her teeth

[riviawitch3r]

Geralt: *sees someone doing something stupid* hm. What an idiot.

Geralt: *realizes that it's Jaskier* fuck, that's my idiot

[riviawitch3r]

Istredd: Yennafah no

Yennefer: Yennefer yes

Geralt: Yennefer no

Yennefer: YENNEFER Y E S

Tissaia: Yennefer. No.

Yennefer: ......*sigh*

Yennefer: Yennefer no.......

[riviawitch3r]

[riviawitch3r]

Jaskier: What I want: snuggles

Jaskier: What I get: struggles

[riviawitch3r]

Jaskier: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!

Geralt: Don't remember. Didn't happen.

[riviawitch3r]

Geralt: *riding roach* Forget it.

Jaskier: *walking beside them* oh come on! *starts playing the lute with a grin*

Geralt: *glares*

Jaskier: *grins brighter*

Geralt: *glares harder*

Jaskier: *dimples*

Geralt: ....*internally* fuck. *out loud, reluctantly singing* 🎶Horses are better than people; Roach, don't you think that's true?🎶

Jaskier: *voicing for Roach* 🎶Yeah people will beat you and curse you and cheat you. Every one of 'em's bad! .....except you.🎶

Geralt: *visibly softens, absolutely not blushing* 🎶But people smell better than horses. Roach don't you think I'm right?🎶

Jaskier: 🎶That's once again true, for all except you--🎶 *interrupted by Geralt smacking the back of his head*

Geralt: And we're done. *trots ahead on Roach, visibly grumpy again*

Jaskier: *laughing as he chases after them*