Oct 11, 2018
Me, a malnourished Lúcio fan literally starving to death: p-please. please, let us have some lore. we'll do anything
Blizzard, dumping box after box of shitty cereal over my corpse:
seen from Türkiye
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Me, a malnourished Lúcio fan literally starving to death: p-please. please, let us have some lore. we'll do anything
Blizzard, dumping box after box of shitty cereal over my corpse:
Lucio-Ohs are real!
Available in the US starting December.
Lucio-OH’s brought to life, inspired by a game of Overwatch.
Can't help but imagine RWBY V.1 Episode 4: "The Cereal Identity" scene while imagining these lines:
"This is Lucio Correia dos Santos"
"Yeah"
"He led the citizens of Brazil and overthrew Vishkar"
"Yeah"
"He was on a world tour on his debut album "Synaesthesia Auditiva"
"The wha..."
"He's in front of every Kellog's Overwatch Lucio-Oh's Cereal Box!"
"That's you!?"
//I need to rethinkk my life choices-
‘Lucio-Ohs cereal available in December’
‘exculsive to the United States’
*unintelligible swearing*
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GO THROUGH A MAZE!
Symmetra: “Jamison, listen to me very carefully because this experiment is very important. If you can solve your way through my ‘Solid-Light Maze of Inevitable Despair’.“
Junkrat: "Ah!”
Symmetra: “Catchy, isn’t it? You’ll win a grand prize! A full box of Lucio-Oh’s. Part of a complete breakfast.”
Junkrat: “I can do that, Sym!”
Symmetra: [pulls out stopwatch] “Excellent. Now remember, solve the maze in the shortest amount of time and claim your Lucio-Oh’s.” [waits a beat] “Go!”
Junkrat: “HAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINE!!”
[Junkrat takes off, pulling out his grenade launcher as he blew up every wall as he plowed straight through the maze, completely wrecking it. Symmetra watches despondently, realizing she had not accounted for Junkrat’s strategy.]
Junkrat: [blowing up the final wall.] “HAHAHAHAHA! I win I win! Lucio-Oh’s! Me favorite!” [Junkrat crams the entire box into his mouth.]
Symmetra: “Excuse me, Jamison? Not that you would understand the geometry involved in such an endeavor, but–THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GO THROUGH A MAZE!”
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Lucio-Oh's are canon