OH MY FUCKING GOD CookieRun TUMBLR
I GOT MUDAFUKIN' PASTRY COOKIE FIRST TRY!
I can't even fathom that thought 🌀o🌀
THIS IS MY FIRST GACHA ATTEMPT EVER in the game.
Woah 🤯 I don't usually use emojis except thinking but it appeared on the suggestions and I was like that's 100% what I'm feeling rn
Guess that good luck cat really does work
I can't even believe it, like, [Prepare for a short long story]
I launch the game as usual, to see I missed the last two days of the 10 days gifts except the final one because I didn't have time to really play it yet. Look around to see what's new in the shop (btw sick new menu and illustrations) do a bit of window-shopping (is that what it's called when you look around without buying anything?) to remove the notification and get some fun pics that normal/hardcore players would have missed and I say to myself something like "damn Pastry cookie is cool, (I realise the irony of this joke) I hope I'll get 'em even tho there is no chance for that to happen. Gotta be the coolest one I've seen since Pure vanilla cookie. Oh? We can look at gacha stats *look at them* Oh. There really is 0% chance I get it, and apparently you can get Pure vanilla cookie too if you're REALLY lucky" and I decide to finally open the Gacha tab for the first time since I downloaded the game. "Woah, looking real cool, should I roll a gacha? Might aswell be a special one! Maybe, maybe not, hmmm...I'm feelin' it good! Hmmm...well let's fucking go *roll 10*" I'll let you imagine the rollecoaster of emotions I went through when I saw this:
Knight Cookie is cool too
My first thought was to come here to tell everyone like the lil' child mature man I am
Should have recorded that
I also noticed that nobody talks about Adventure cookie
