Holy Pachinko In Hell

Providing you with your dose of interesting reblogs occasionally original posts that less than half of my followers care about

[serenaci]

"One Year" [full comic]

[karimitic]

I mean, if even

Duckman

of all people says it, it must be true.

To quote my favorite game The Stanley Parable:

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end...

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

An idea for this guy

[dccsksh]

now pointing is scarier than ever

[karimitic]

Him Vs The Pointer Sisters

[shencomix]

[sequoia-phoenix]

My younger sister is cool as shit though. Im really proud of her. Im studying to become a blacksmith to make her arms and armor for her.

[karimitic]

Oooo that's so cool

[shencomix]

[moved-someidioticurl]

Does it count as a Poland mention if that kraków was a sound effect? xD

[shencomix]

[maybeiwasserious]

Her braces gave her serrated teeth

[karimitic]

THE HATER GIRL ORIGIN STORY!!!

And of course, it's the finest yuri.

[shencomix]

[snowball-the-fox]

what about the ones that require actual scientific knowledge to use?

yeah i played the sega games that nobody knows exist.

did you know they released a console BETWEEN the msx and the mega drive?

and that thing has internet, but not in the usa for some reason.

it's been 40 years and still no-one has beaten Feargal Sharky's top score.

it's not fair, they already had fame and fortune, they didn't need to rub it in our faces.

and i am absolutely playing as the robot that turns into a citroen cx.

it's voiced by Grace Jones and sings about black slavery.

[karimitic]

What's the game?

[shencomix]

[ivytime-gay]

omg shen chainsaw man reference

[karimitic]

Shensaw man

[shencomix]

[kenhowler2004]

I had to look up the muscle to understand the joke: He listed a large muscle in the back. The gluteus maximus I would've under stood instantly as the buttocks, but he specifically stated a part of the back.

[shencomix]

My Experience at the Gym Today

Okay so, when I go to the gym, I usually bring my big timer. It's about as big as my face so that I can see it from across the gym, and it has suction cups on the back so that I can stick it to the wall mirror. Here is my drawing of what it looks like:

Today, I arrived at the gym as usual. I sauntered up to the wall mirror, attached my suction cup timer, and set it to an hour. I looked back at everyone else at the gym with a smug smirk, hit a few casual stretches, and got into plank position on the ground.

After 27 seconds I collapsed. There was still 59 minutes and 33 seconds left on the timer. I just lay there face down and started weeping gently. Even though I wasn't making eye contact with anyone, everyone else at the gym still looked away with a strained expression on their face. After weeping for 10 minutes, I got up, took the suction cup timer, and hurriedly shuffled out of the gym, looking at the ground.

When I was walking past the front desk, I decided to raise my head and looked with my teary eyes back at the woman at the front desk. She always works there and might own the gym for all I know. She's an older woman with an eyepatch, in a black tanktop, and that wiry type of frame that carries more strength than you would expect. Here's my drawing of her:

She looked back at me. After a couple seconds of us looking at each other, ever so slightly

Almost imperceptibly

She nodded.

I had improved. Last week, I had planked for only 21 seconds and cried for 15 minutes.

Today was a good day.

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

HELL YEAH BROTHER KEEP IT UP!

[karimitic]

YAAAY THAT'S MY SHEN!!

A whole 6 SECONDS improvement?

You're gonna make some people ´round here jealous bro, keep at it ! 💪🥳👍

[shencomix]

[everest-81]

One more of these bad boys and I'll have a 3-star

[karimitic]

I know about Reverse:1999 but what game is this?

[naradreamscape]

This is how I feel I sound when I try to tell others about my lost media archiving

[bizar-got-some-stuff]

@unofficial-sardines gentlemen. i may not have a brain but i have an idea

[karimitic]

Tchoo! Tchoo! Motherfucker

[bizar-got-some-stuff]

oh my god it’s them

It’s Corb Fucker

[karimitic]

I have learned the elder ways of trainspeak. I can now Tchoo Tchoo on command

[foxinikeabag]

HAS GOOSEWORX BEEN FUCKING TERMINATED ???

GEE LIKE FUCK YOU STAFF

EVEN CREATING HYPER POPULAR LIFE CHANGING PIECES WON'T STOP YOUR FUCKING TRANSPHOBIA ???

[t4t4t]

I genuinely wonder if she deactivated or this.

[alco-luvr]

Deactivation would have the suffix -deactivated followed by the date. This is deletion by Tumblr.

[dalek-scientist]

Waiiiiit wtfff

[karimitic]

WHAAAT?

Wait WHAAATT??

Excuse-me? Pardon me?

We will not be having this. Time to shake Staff to get answers.

@staff why the fuck did you ban Gooseworx? Bring my goat back! I need my dose of psychedelic content!

I don't know who the fuck mass reported her but they deserve nothing.

[taikk0]

COME ON AND SLAM!!!!!!!! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!!!!!!!

I yearn for basketball adventure sigh LETS GO BIG TOOPPSSS

[yuri3njoy3r]

They ballin

[karimitic]

The amazing digital basketball court

[fishd0g]

Im unsure if these fandoms collide, but I had fun :D

Although I cant tell if kinger is cute or horrifying

[karimitic]

It's so well drawn :D and they really fit their animals!

[funny-tik-toks]

[youremysunshine8]

This dog's face is sending me. New reaction image

[ra-meat]

As i was cropping it i thought the "no he'd die" was really funny so I kept it

[silly-jellyghoty]

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

[junajunajunajuna]

[karimitic]

It keeps getting better

[gooseworx]

can we have a ragatha fact I love her so sosoosososmucchururrrggghbbbeswoawaabble

I wrote her to have repressed lesbian aura

[magolorancloud]

Shatter 💫

[karimitic]

Found the source. Good thing you answer in the commentq of your deactivates account.

In anyways, beautiful art piece, had to reblog.

Idk man, I really like the caine scene personally