#luigi affini

[wouldtheyfuck]

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Voting ended onMay 29

[bramblrose]

“Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it. Right, Anna?”

[murdurinthealps]

Anna: Hello, my name is Anna Myers, and tonight we're here for another unboxing video.

*turns camera to show Luigi digging up a grave*

[murdurinthealps]

“Luigi Affini studied at the Police Academy in Rome, though his heart led him back to his hometown Porto Ceso after graduating. He now aspires to improve the city but doing that while working with Signore Cozzi is hard.”

“𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘶𝘪𝘨𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘓𝘶𝘪𝘨𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴...”

[murdurinthealps]

Forgot I made this.

[murdurinthealps]

"i'm just imagining anna handing him the note and then immediately passing out" pass note and bam out like a lights. does everyone just assume Anna has low blood sugar or faints at the site of blood? Is Luigi is totally baffled much like everyone but is also a gent and patiently waits for anna to wake up and act like nothing happened?

He’s going to be waiting for a long time. It takes 26 hours for energy to completely refill.

(https://probablybadmalpsideas.tumblr.com/post/637065715265994752/i-wonder-what-energy-is-supposed-to-be)

[murdurinthealps]

Anna: Murder wasn't on today's agenda.

Luigi: It's not on anyone's?

Anna: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.

[lemongrass-and-cedarwood]

I swear to gaud if Luigi dies. I. Will. Scream. The world will never understand how much I loved Walter, he was amazing, but Luigi? He is best boy, he has so much respect for Anna, he is so amazingly kind to her, and he doesn't feel like a copy of Walter, who I think was similar. I prayed that Walter wouldn't die, and I'm praying that Luigi won't die, I've been disappointed once. I refuse anymore heartbreak. I shipped Walter and Anna, and now I'm shipping Luigi and Anna. ALSO! If Osvald killed Aldo I will be very unhappy with him.