#luigitime

[plumberpackau]

Mario forgot to bring his lunch to work the other day, and I went to bring it to him Spike wanted to take a photo for the blog.

I just got around to uploading it because I've never been able to without Mario threatening to post ugly photos of me.

[madocactus]

Hi! I just wanted to make sure before saying anything, but is it okay if I do a Let's Play of malViolence and protoViolence? Just want to make sure!!

absolutely! i welcome it!!!!

i’d love to see it when its done too.

[strangeauthor]

re: the why did they do that for the stalker post

the movie was mostly shot in some abandoned town in estonia that was abandoned because it was full of radiation. im not sure of the specifics of it, but bc they were exposed to it for a long period of time, everyone got sick. its pretty tragic

oh god.

[plumberpackau]

HAPPY MAR10 DAY!!

Wish the fatass a happy Mario day RIGHT NOW!!

[plumberpackau]

Dear Luigi, How many raccoons can fit in your ass From, Nosey Anon

ZERO??? WHO SHOVES RACCOONS UP THEIR ASS? WHY ASK SUCH A QUESTION?

Added a cut to shield my shitty humor from the world.

Raccoons whenever they see Nosey Anon pull their pants down:

I'm going to hell...

[plumberpackau]

For Luigi: Would you like this Hello Kitty plushie I bought today?? :D

That's a pretty cute plushie! I already got 4 of them, but I don’t mind having a 5th. It'd have to go in quarantine until your scent isn't on it anymore before you send it. Mario will throw it away if it smells like you.

Also, I suggest staying at a friend's house for a while. Or at least go to a hotel.

[plumberpackau]

Hello!! I brought spaghetti

I saw that it was said that Bowser is interdynamic, does that give him any health issues?

Also for Luigi: I hope they made lots of Spaghetti!

Bowser seems to be relatively fine physically, the only issue he has is that he struggles with his emotions and instincts A LOT which causes him to do batshit insane thing like try to take over the moon.... And succeed for a whole 5 hours.

He's getting better about it (thank god) and that only happens once a month. He normally just barges into the castle and loudly vents to Peach about how being spikey sucks because he can't sleep on water beds or use pool floaties now. He use to drag her to his castle and keep her hostage so he could vent, then he learned that he could... just come over.

[plumberpackau]

*uses my alpha voice on Luigi* You will be a good omega and let me mark you. You will? Good.

*marks you by biting you on the neck* Now that we're mates, you will bear my children and we will be a happy family

I love you, my little omega. I can't wait to breed you

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What. Did I just read.