#plumberpack

[plumberpackau]

Friendly Reminder: EAT SNACKS AND DRINK WATER!

[booigipoo]

Whoever put this on the PlumberPack wiki deserves a raise

[plumberpackau]

Mario forgot to bring his lunch to work the other day, and I went to bring it to him Spike wanted to take a photo for the blog.

I just got around to uploading it because I've never been able to without Mario threatening to post ugly photos of me.

[plumberpackau]

Hey guys, Mario here.

I know you guys are probably tired of hearing this but this whole ABDL bullshit needs to STOP.

Firstly, both me and Luigi have the right to not answer your questions. This is OUR blog, not yours, so RESPECT OUR WISHES when we don't want to answer a question.

Secondly, We have things that we want to be kept PRIVATE. Even if I did like that stuff or identified as an adult baby, that is MY business. Me and Luigi don't want to share every little detail about ourselves online, especially things that we only want people close to us to know.

Lastly, I keep getting asks in the inbox about this and I'm tired of seeing the same questions, so I'm just going to say it. YES. I AM A REGRESSOR, BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU WANT ME TO BE. You guys are thinking of AGE PLAY, which is a KINK. I have a TRAUMA RESPONSE... Though I'm not sure where I got it from considering that I had a good childhood with amazing parents. I also want to clarify that YES. ON BAD FLARE-UP DAYS I DO NEED TO WEAR INCONTIENCE PRODUCTS. Again, this is NOT A FETISH LIKE YOU WANT IT TO BE. I have IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome), my organs HATE ME and I HATE THEM BACK.

And Lil Clubs, the stuffed animal I carry around, was a gift from my GIRLFRIEND. WHO DIED. I will NOT tolerate ANYONE trying to say that it is a FETISH PROP.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT, OR WE'RE TURNING OFF ASKS INDEFINATELY.

THAT MEANS FOREVER. UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES. UNTIL WE ARE ALL BEYOND DEAD.

[plumberpackau]

HAPPY MAR10 DAY!!

Wish the fatass a happy Mario day RIGHT NOW!!

[plumberpackau]

Story Time

Me and the boys are working on making this homeless center in Decalburg. I was out sorting the lumber when suddenly this baby-ish voice popped out of nowhere and started screaming "DADDY! DADDY I FOUND YOU!" out of nowhere. I assume it's a girl and her dad playing hide-and-seek and continue working.

I then feel someone hug me from behind. I turn my head around and see some scraggly ass woman wearing a hospital gown and a clearly used adult diaper clinging to me like her life depends on it. I, like any other person would do, panic and shake her off. She then started trying to cling to me again, begging me to take her home because she wanted Uncle Luigi to change her diaper. I ran away and told Spike, who called the police. He also sent me home early to wash up and that I wasn't allowed to come back to that site specifically for my safety. Turns out she was an escaped asylum patient and Luigi did some research on her after he saw the news. Her name is Bella Tompson, and she lives in the New Fungi County's Asylum. She fully believes that Peach and I are her parents despite her being 7 years older than me (she's 42 years old, I'm 35). She also purposefully acts like what she believes is a toddler with some of her own... sexual fantasies... mixed into it and abuses laxatives to the point that she has, according to her public files, defecated out over half of her intestinal lining and forces herself to push something out every 5-10 minutes. If she escapes again she will most likely come after people that look like me, or rush to Toad Town since I believe a certain fan leaked mine and Luigi's home address to people in the New Fungi region. If you see a unhealthily thin woman with brown hair and blue eyes that is wearing a hospital gown with a onesie and a used adult diaper that is most likely her and you should call the police, it is not safe to be around her.

I'm going to end this story by announcing that I hope she gets the help she needs because she definitely needs it, that I took several showers as soon as I got home, and that I'm resisting the urge to take a cheese grater to the parts of me that came in contact with her shit.

[plumberpackau]

Looking at how much Mario cares for Luigi is truly touching. They really care about each other. Even to such lengths that Mario was willingly putting himself in dangerous situations to save his brother from what he perceived to be a threat! He really does care a lot about his brother… I wish one of my sisters could’ve been like my own Mario. Maybe I wouldn’t be what I am now.

Maybe I wouldn’t be so scared all the time.

[plumberpackau]

Dear plumbers

Please come collect your angry turtle man. He broke into my observatory and refuses to leave. He is scaring the luma’s.

ps: Tell Peach I will be coming over later tonight once this is dealt with and bringing a gift.

-Your’s Truly, Antiproshipper Princess Rosalina

Let me guess, he's there to steal your hot sauce again? We'll be there in a few.

And we'll make sure to tell Peach once we get back!