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Lukas ZF : Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate thots in my area, I have a mirror.

LukasZf: You’re scamming everyone?

Lara: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from them.

Nikolaj: I don’t have anger issues! Do you think I have anger issues.

LukasZf: I wouldn’t call it an issue

LukasZf: An issue is something you can fix.

LukasZf: I'm never having a debate with Ody again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

Daniel: you call it a near death experience…

Nikolaj: we call it a vibe check from the gods

Lukaszf: …

Nikolaj: We are going to change the world.

Lukaszf: For the better?

Nikolaj:

Lukaszf: Nikolaj?

Lukaszf, sweating: Answer me, Nikol-

Lukaszf: I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room.

Lukaszf: And notice I charitably said “girl” and not person.

Lukaszf: Because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.

Lara: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Lukaszf: Lara, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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