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Ody: If we die, I’m going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.

Lara: That’s cool, I wouldn’t mind having company while being a ghost.

Daniel: Nice things to whisper when hugging someone?

Kati: You smell different when you’re awake

Lara: Please help me

Ody: Soon

Nikolaj: You have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it

Yvi: Your hair tastes like strawberries

Kai: Tonight…

Isa: He knows. Don’t go home

Nathalie: I always knew you would die in my arms

Svea: No one will ever believe you

Tim: Yessssssssssss

Tamy: Are you seeing it too

Lukas: I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear

Bojan: Father told me it would be like this

Daniel: Oh my gods

Bojan: Kati, keep an eye on Ody today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

Kati: Sure, I’d love to see Ody get punched

Bojan: Try again

Kati, gritting her teeth: I will stop Ody from getting punched

Lara: Ody, where have you been? You left a McMenu at your bed and I assumed you were dead

Ody: I would clearly be buried with my McMenu

Ody: Welcome to the ‘fuck Nathalie’ support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you’ to that pathetic excuse of a human being.

Ody: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Kati, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

Ody: Hey. You didn't wash your hands. I can't let you leave until you do.

Yvi: Why are you in the girls' bathroom?

Ody: Basic hygiene transcends gender.

Ody: Kati isn’t answering their phone.

Nathalie: I’ll call.

Ody: Kai and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Kati: Hello?

Ody: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.

Daniel: Oh my God, what have you done?

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