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the “lumber max” theory max jägerman and lumber axe are the same guy in different timelines. witness my brainrot, boy* commissioned by me fr

made a handy little slides presentation about lumber max, because every time someone asks me about it i get frustrated with myself when adhd attacks and i can't get all my thoughts together in a nice concise way dkgndsfk so now i can just show them this! yayy

screenshots version below the cut just in case the link is being silly or screenshots are just easier for you :]

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mama's boy :)

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just realised how well the lyrics of axe man could also relate to max, especially the “watching nerds run for their lives” & “you may have brought a gun but it’s hatchetfield” & referring to him as a demon/devil & “he’s got you sweating through the night” (grace’s dream)

i’m not saying it means something but i’m not NOT saying that

anyway unrelated what if i formed an insane headcanon that lumber axe was somehow an alt timeline version of max & max was the son of the jerries. listen. all i’m saying is i could absolutely believe that boy jerry would call his son a little cuck. and it would sure explain where max got the whole dirty girl thing from wouldn’t it

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unfortunately for everyone, i do quite enjoy drawing mildly upsetting jägerman household scenes

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i think max should spend just enough time in the witchwood to grow just big enough to scare the absolute shit out of boy jerry. as a treat ♥️

bonus because drawing this gave me a headcanon of boy jerry being kinda short:

#catchetfield #lumber max #lumber max theory #it doesn't HAVE to be lumber max i guess #but yknow. makes it make more sense why max would be squaring up to boy jerry lmao #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #boy jerry #max jagerman #max jägerman #stephanie lauter #abstinence camp #nightmare time #nmt #abby camp

i’ve been thinking about this edit idea all day so i had to make it before i went to bed or i’d go goddamn bananas

anyway in case you haven’t heard, lumber axe & max jägerman are the same guy and this theory is my roman empire

like father, like son

got this commissioned from the lovely @natabatts !!! i love this terrible awful family who suck 🩵💙🩷

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