Yesterday and Today
You know when you think of something you want write, but then you are like I will write it down when I get to where I am going, but then you forget to write it down and then when it is time to write you forget what you wanted to write? That’s this right here.
You get two lunches for the price of one cause I am still remembering I started this up again, so here we go!
Yesterday, I had a burger called the BBQ Meso Burger. It was from the Me So Hungry Truck and came with a beef patty, cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and bbq sauce.
The sauce was too sweet, even for me. Which is odd. I am the type of person who likes pineapple on my burgers, but not teriyaki sauce. That is too sweet for burgers as well.
They were nice enough to give me an extra slice of bacon for my dog.
She did not deserve it.
She is a terror.
Evil.
Her little black eyes burn with images of hellfire and demons tearing my flesh from my bones and the Dark Lord Satan shall rise again and all shall writhe in the pain of of the fire so hot it burns black!
Yalla is where I went today and all I have to say is Yalla suck at making humus.
Why didn’t I think to tell the crew I went to lunch with to go to Cava instead?
I’m so stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Ugh, I suck at life.
I still live with a roommate and I’m over thirty. I should have a house by now. A job that pays more. A dog.
Oh wait, I have a dog.
A dog who stares into my soul and rips it apart piece by piece and shares it with her brothers and sisters, the hounds of hell. The Dark Lord Satan shall rise from the ashes of the graves of the saints and your gods shall cower before
Polly!
