#lurkposting

[lumikore]

Just saw someone on steam reviews for doto saying the game is bad because Billie is "too edgy". AS IF CORVO ISN'T THE MOST EMO MOTHERFUCKKER IN THE ISLES BRO istfg it's a game series about morally dubious assassin's OFC THE ASSASSINS ARE GOING TO BE EDGY. Just say you hate black women and move on

[lumikore]

Ok I'm not going to name names but as a leading expert in the field of billielurkology I can't stop thinking about this and it's driving me mad. People always try to write her post-doto as this kind of peaceful woman who can just settle down and lead a perfectly normal life as a functioning member of society because she's sooo regretful of all the crimes she committed and actually she doesn't mind the nobility now and is fine working for them. Are you stupid, she clearly hasn't settled down in the 15 years after she left Dunwall, and after dh2 she went right back to a life of crime like it was the most natural thing in the world. I'd say those people are forgetting whose daughter she is but they micharacterize Daud in exactly the same way. Yes he regrets killing Jessamine no he doesn't regret being a criminal and canonically he never stopped killing. Billie is the same, there are things she regrets and things that will always be ways of life for her. Being an enemy of the state feels good to her, not being bound by laws and bureaucracy is her freedom and she will never buy a house and live there permanently, or god forbid work for the fucking government. I've seriously seen people write her like that. This one story I read she ended up living in Dunwall Tower and working for the fucking crown are you kidding me. She would never work for the crown. My hc for after doto is she either gets another boat and goes back to being a smuggler or goes back to being a crim and living in abandoned buildings OR EVEN starts a gang of thieves like whalers 2.0 no empress assassination edition. But she does NOT!!!!! become a normal functioning member of society. I'm sorry she just doesn't it's completely out of character.

[lumikore]

Helppp☹️☹️☹️light skinned billie on my dash☹️☹️☹️

[lumikore]

Rip billie lurk you woulda loved kmfdm💔

[lumikore]

Hello Dolores Michaels Bank... I'm here to make a withdrawal 😈

Heh... Why is the vault moving you ask...? So I can clean it out..... This is a robbery.

[lumikore]

In doto OG+ mode Billie should have got pull and maybe bend time instead of just upgraded dh2 abilities.. First of all domino is fucking useless in doto there was literally nowhere in any level I felt the need to use it at all. Dark vision is just a shit version of foresight (which is probably one of my fav abilities in all 3 games). Redirective blink is the only good ability she gets in OG+ and makes sense for her to have as well. If it were up to me she would just get Daud's abilities from the first game dlc's and that would make doto the perfect game bc bend time would let you do all those fun little tricks that you can't do in the base game and pull isn't even in dh2 because it doesn't make sense but it could've been in doto OG+ but we were robbed!!!

[lumikore]

Hi I know you told me to send an ask about Corvo next time but I was drawing Billie and thought that she might be an acceptable substitute

If you think about it Billie and Corvo are quite similar in a lot of ways like how they approach the morality of killing and forgiveness as a thing you do for yourself more than for others I think they could have been good friends under different circumstances bc their minds are so alike except Billie is a bit of a crim And enjoys it where as Corvo is just trying to fix everything and has to be a crim for a bit to do that but he doesn't really enjoy it but I do think they both enjoy stealing things and teleporting

[lumikore]

Do you guys thiunk billie lurk likes yellow nectarines

Yess🍑🍑

NO!!!!!

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2025