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[thecrownbaltimore]

Crisco Dreams, Lush Farm, Magic Item, and Jumpcuts are in the RED Room at 8pm - $5 with proceeds to go to Baltimore Trans Alliance, or FREE 👑 #criscodreams #lushfarm #magicitem #jumpcuts (at The Crown) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2CMG9rp2Yu/?igshid=1v6uvopiim5wg

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New Shirts Are IN! “Cute But Angry” is what we’re calling it around the farm. We’ll have em at our show tomorrow at Holiday House. If you want to oder one just DM us and we’ll work it out. Big thanks to @customink for the excellent and speedy service. . . . . #lushfarm #music #newmusic #tshirt #threads #newthreads #gear #fresh #freshgear #fresh2death #kitty #kitten #cutebutangry #thoughtsandprayers #thoughtsandprayersarenotenough #fucktrump

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nbd listening to the test pressing. #stuckfriends #lushfarm

[thearthype-blog]

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How to Not Be a Hipster

Everyone knows that hipsters don’t actually to admit to being hipsters.  It’s the paradox of being one--you can’t admit to it because then you’d be putting yourself into a socio-economic box and hipsters don’t live in boxes that aren’t made of cardboard.  So any time you ask someone who dresses like a cracked out Richard Simmons if they are a hipster, they immediately belt out, between sips of cheap beer and a cloud of organic cigarette smoke, “Hell no!”  Why can’t they admit to conforming to an inherently non-conformist way of life?  I’d imagine it’s for the same reason some Christians still think warfare is what God wants: people are dumb as shit.   By the transitive property, then, the only way to prove that you are not a hipster is to take this paradox to the next level.  The next time someone asks you, sports fan who only shops at the mall, “Are you are a hipster?”, the only logical answer is to belt out, between sips of Miller Lite and the horribe smoke of a cheap cigar, “Hell yeah!”