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FIGHT, ACT, MERCY? VINCENT, CID, SETZER

YOU THINK YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN BUT I HAVE THIS SUSSED OUT HAHAHAHA

*Fight Cid, naturally. He’s a smol-in-arms and understands the innate need for frenzied fisticuffs that can accompany that, and he’d totally kick my ass but he’d be able to teach me some stuff and we’d both roll in to Vincent afterward to get patched up all YOOOO CHECK IT OUT. I’d grant Vincent *Mercy in restraining my weirdness to big goopy shoujo eyes as he sighed and broke out the Hello Kitty band-aids (”^%*# you they were on sale a real man isn’t afraid to wear Hello Kitty”)

Setzer*CheckHP 9999 ATK 244 DEF 120A blackjack-playing, world-traveling, casino-dwelling free…why are you staring at his coat?*Act*Touch the coat touch it touch it toUCH THE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL COAT*You get so nervous you pass out with one arm outstretched…

GAME OVER

#kittlesandbugs #fight act mercy #the original otp #lust objects #the flesh is super willing #and yet also weak #del's summon is a rock #del's weaknesses #that fucking coat #what did you think maxwell was first?#haaahahaha

Set 1) Vincent, Wilson, Wes

you had to make this difficult didn't you universe

WELL I'm obviously submitting to Vincent, that's kind of the given here, which leaves Wes and Wilson with the violence, as is right and good in the world apparently. I'd jump Wilson because he's the only one out to the three I might possibly be able to take in a fight (well, Woundson, anyway) and I guess punch Wes because honestly I think a little tiny guy randomly punching him in the arm with a .25x damage modifier hit would be downright amusing to him given everything else.

#fuck marry kill new game plus #del starves #lust objects #i can actually hit pretty hard now #but nobody said i HAD to #chorus-of-ravenous-angels #crossover clusterfucks #del's so-called woobie collection set

Bandaged Bigby appreciation post

plus some Jack throttling to even it out

glad you could make it Jack

you ridiculous bastard

#mundy gaming #bigby wolf #lust objects #hurt/comfort #h/c #aw shit yeah #nooneandeveryone #your promise did not disappoint

cryingalonewithfrankenstein said: I mean with me around [Gene Wilder's] not staying in the ground for long. We’ll bring him back. For science

I actually went through this in my head, I went "He's so sweet and calm he'd make such a great candidate for reanimating" and then went "oh wait until he isn't anymore"

#gene wilder #your incredible mood modulations #ugh take me now #cryingalonewithfrankenstein #lust objects

cathepsin said: I turn Kuja’s age in three months. I DON’T WANNA DEL MAKE IT STOP

SCROOGE COULD DO NOTHING BUT WATCH HELPLESSLY AS THE YEARS DID THEIR TERRIBLE DANCE

#cathespin #replies #literary #lust objects #WHY DON'T FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AGE WITH YOU

Oh, and if you thought I was kidding about the body pillow

Yes. This is in fact a thing that exists.

A Ciel version does not, thank GOD.

#kuroshitsuji #animoo #lust objects #husbandos #one bridge too many to burn