#cathespin

[delcat177]

epigenome said: when you say “citrus lumps” all I can picture in my head is a giant mass of lemon, lime, and orange pulp all smashed together, maybe it has a mind of its own too

Pikmin has broken me on a lot of names of things ok

[delcat177]

first though

melancthe said: hey there’s a hand in that picture i thought this was 100% pure dick i want a refund

It's ALLTHEDICKS.jpeg, not ONLYDICKS.jpeg, sorry.  I think I have one of those dicking (hurr) around somewhere but I'm too sleepy to look for it, hit me up tomorrow.

ryxthererack: ...does this count as an official challenge? A sort of… “dick off”? *snickers*

ryxthererack said: Actually… damn. I don’t think there’s a way to beat that (off)… except maybe if I found a moving .gif of it. dang

(bring your best game anytime though I dare you)

epigenome said: My dashboard is always a riot when you’re online Del! <3

Aw that's so sweet of you to saAUGH STOP THROWING TEAR GAS CANISTERS AT ME

[delcat177]

epigenome said: I just went to ED to remember some of the really terrible people and I actually ran into Dragonmorph once when he tried to get free artwork out of me on Sheezyart

WELL LOOK AT THE CELEBRITY *EXUBERANTLY SARCASTIC HAND ADULATION*

Seriously, I'm quite glad I've managed to somehow never end up either on ED or dealing with someone from ED.  The closest I've gotten was being there when House of Bad Fanfiction burned because the fire was set on behalf of the admin being some kind of mid-level troll or something, but I was just one of the mystified onlookers.

That having been said, their description of Mikey...

Mikey Go WOOGA: HEY GUISE LOL FAP FAP I'M HARDCORE MUDKIPZ THE GAME STEELERS RULE

...is possibly the most accurate thing written in the entire chronicles of ED.

[delcat177]

epigenome said: oh my god Zeriara, she was one of the classic dA crazies from back in the day

Yeah this gentlelady whose work I posted was and is harmless from all indications, but Zeriara...holy shit.  If even a quarter of the shit I've read about her is true (and at least a quarter of it, like the blatant art theft and temper tantrums, is directly logged), the mind boggles.  No one can beat Chris-Chan for abjectly fascinating Internet personalities, but she's up there.

[delcat177]

epigenome said: I still play Dragcave! I stopped for a few years, but then I picked it back up and now I’m stuck with pixel drgns again

TEMPTATION EVERYWHERE

I'd probably be back on GTXPlus if they had ever gotten around to adding the new gen of Pokemon.  They thought hand-pixel-drawing each individual sprite wouldn't take as long as it would for someone to scrape the game data.  Funnily enough, this was not the case.

[delcat177]

epigenome said: Del, I’ve told you so many times… your kindness and support means so much to me and I could never be more thankful for all of it. You made a difference for me and I want you to be happy, too.

Casey... ;u;  C'mere you

[cheshiresmilexx]

Mom, why did you get a letter today inviting you to some "dark tournament" place? Mom, are you going somewhere?

I’M GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET AND ITS GONNA BE AMAZEBALLS

[delcat177]

cathepsin said: I’m still waiting for them to throw away the master ball by accident over here

I liked the part where they tried to use the Super Rod on a Voltorb.  If it was a Sierra game, that would be something you'd have to figure out based on a Voltorb looking vaguely like a fishing bobber, and if you missed it the Elite Four would kill you.

Also I'd forgotten that the first time I saw Magnemite, I thought it had two little beaks and was some kind of bizarre two-sided duck head:

I wouldn't say no to that as a Pokemon design, really.  Kind of biting on Doduo, but just enough bizarre to not matter.