#lustfulproximity

[darkanddirtyknb]

Your writing is honestly the most captivating style I have ever read - every word flows and sticks and I just feel so much through your writing it's just beautiful. Thank you so much for this blog! <3

Thank you so much! I’m so happy that you feel that way! It’s nice to hear. You’re more than welcome, I’m glad to have it. <3

[bertholdt-fubar]

Sorry but I couldn't help seeing your uptown hunk tag and just died

i know im embarrassing

[kitwilsonsass]

You've eaten squirrel? That's some next level shit man

i am tragically half hillbilly.

[haideist]

Em: omg look

Me: wat

Em: my bra!!! I'm lying down and my boob is doing a u-turn and no nip showing!!!

Me: !!!!! 🙌🏻😂

[kitwilsonsass]

lustfulproximity replied to your post:HE’S SO GOOD THE RANDOM LITTLE SMIRKS AND GIGGLES...

I’m afraid you’re in too deep, there is no saving you now

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IT’S BEEN TOO LATE FOR THE PAST LIKE 5 YEARS BECAUSE ONE DAY I WAS ALL LIKE OH LOOK AT THAT CUTE CHUB CHUB THAT DOESN’T HAVE ANY FANGIRLS I WILL GIVE HIM LOVE AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A FUCKING SPIRALING DOWNWARD ABYSS

i mean

thanks for being afraid for me, tho.

[kitwilsonsass]

Hold on... CHERRY COLA?! THAT'S A THING?! Jesus I am so jelly they must be devine what

yeah man they’re called ‘mixers’ and they’re like cherry on the outside, cola on the inside. i thought they’d be gross af but it turns out they’re crack.

[macaqueyfreedom]

Sciles and Sterek for thE SHIP THING ILY

Sciles:

okay, fair warning, I am still just dipping my toes in this one cos I’m trying to NOT be a One Ship Wonder anymore with my fandoms [I am notoriously bad at latching onto one ship and screaming down all other ship suggestions people give me cos IT’S NOT [X] SHIP], or the bratty person who sits in Full 4 Year Old Pout Mode screaming about how “MY ship is BETTER” [plus…ugh this is just cute, how do you not love it UGH I SAY] SOOO…my choices here might seem weird to the more…experienced Sciles shipper eye.

anyway

Sciles:

who’s the cuddler: Scott, totally Scotty. [”Dude, it’s like 110 in the shade, get off me!” “We have central air, Stiles.” “Get. Off. Me.”]

who makes the bed: Again, totally Scotty. Stiles barely remembers to hit the laundry basket when he showers.

who wakes up first: Stiles, cos he likes making them coffee…and occasionally blueberry waffles.

who has the weird taste in music: Stiles

who is more protective: Scotty and it is 120% werewolf bullshit in Stiles eyes.

who sings in the shower: Stiles. Loudly and purposefully off-key.

who cries during movies: They both do. They just got popcorn salt in their eyes okay! Scott is no longer allowed to make the popcorn now. [even tho Stiles made it this time…]

who spends the most while out shopping: Stiles…He’s a total impulse buyer.

who kisses more roughly: Definitely Stiles, he has to prove he’s not some fragile flower who needs gentle touches just cos he’s the human in this relationship

who is more dominate: Sco… Sti… Y’know what? It’s REALLY dependent on both of their moods In The Moment. And then there’s the times things go a bit wonky and Stiles is like “Y’know what? I’m not doing this cute cuddly bullshit, you’re throwing me down on the floor and making me see STARS, Scotty.”

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

9.5 cos they definitely have issues that need attending before they can even qualify for Rank 10 consideration…

Sterek: [MY BABIES]

who’s the cuddler: Stiles. [Derek secretly loves it]

who makes the bed: Derek

who wakes up first: Derek. Stiles doesn’t join the living until he’s choking on the scent of coffee. 

who has the weird taste in music: Derek. [”Who the hell are The Clouds?” “Clouds, just Clouds. THE Clouds are a completely different band.” “Not really helping your case. Close Lobsters? Really?” “Shut up, Stiles.”]

who is more protective: Stiles is WAY more protective. He’s kind of a Helicopter Boyfriend really. [“You DO NOT get to touch him like that. Even I ask first.”]

who sings in the shower: Stiles. Derek may or may not have secretly bought earplugs.

who cries during movies: Stiles. Derek pretends not to notice…most of the time.

who spends the most while out shopping: Derek, oddly.

who kisses more roughly: Stiles. Always tryina prove he’s not as fragile as everyone treats him, just cos he doesn’t have magic werewolf powers.

who is more dominate: Stiles

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

9.5 I fully admit my fav’s are very problematic and neither of them has a magic dick that’ll fix all their problems. Idjits needa learn how to WORD and TALK about shit more. 

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

lustfulproximity replied to your post “ohmgeek replied to your post “My Nice Thing About Myself 218”How did...”

I AGREE I WENT JOGGING TWICE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE SECOND TIME WOULD BE BETTER NO IT'S PAIN

DON’T TELL ME THAT, WHAT HORRORS LIE AHEAD???