Sending in a last minute match-up because I finally hyped myself up to do it! Sorry if this is rushed.
I'm generally submissive but am able to switch and be quite versatile! I will always naturally take a submissive role unless directed otherwise
Both rough and gentle work for me but I have a heavier preference for rough. Gentle is nice sometimes though, aftercare is a must naturally!
Oh gosh, kinks. Well...
Biting, sado/maso and pet play? Are among my tops! I would see a relationship with a more... Established dynamic, even in everyday life outside of the bedroom.
For turn-offs, definitely needles! I can't do needles even in sado/maso settings, they're a massive phobia of mine - though I doubt any of your guys would use them
For partners, I'd want a strong and larger partner who's headstrong but is able to listen to me, physically I'm not picky but I do enjoy a broader build! I can even take shorter partners. I do enjoy a romantic and slow partner, who's comfortable with a set dynamic in the relationship (either that being s/m or d/s either way)
Commitment wise, I'm fine with a more open and free relationship as long as it's been talked about before hand. I would prefer a more closed relationship unless it was a trio type thing.
Relationship wise, again, I'm open to both as long as it's a preestablished thing!
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Again, sorry if this is too late! I understand if so!
This may shock you, but I actually do have a guy who would use needles. Don’t worry I didn’t match you with him lmao
ANYWAYS! I match you with…
Pesto! (Lustred papyrus)
This was one of the easiest matchups by far. Yours and Pestos kinks line up beautifully~ and outside of the bedroom he’s an attentive and sweet partner so this honestly feels like a romantic match as well
Pesto is a switch leaning heavily on the dominant side. He did previously work at the brothel as a more sadistic worker, stepping on the clients who beg for it~ but these days he’s stepped back from that role and is now the chef of the establishment. He’s still a horny b*stard don’t worry, just one who doesn’t throw himself around to just anyone anymore.
Fun facts:
Dating pesto means you’re likely also dating/in a situationship with like a good third of the brothel crew. They’re a close knit group, and while you may only be romantically involved with this skeleton, you will find yourself canoodling with the others occasionally~ pesto is of course cool with it, or if you want just him, he’s willing to be completely committed to a SO he really trusts
He has a bit of a size kink and really enjoys positions that cage his SO under him if they’re small enough. Bonus points for having tiny hands. If he can completely cover yours with his he’s immediately in the mood
Pesto has a VERY high libido due to taking the lust serum so is down to go whenever his partner is. And depending on how much they enjoy his attention, he’s definitely the type to chase his SO around~ he really enjoys the act of flirting when trying to seduce his SO
He is into some of the harsher kinks and will be very very rough if his SO allows. Like drawing blood when he bites, smacking, degrading, etc. every major kink is discussed beforehand. He has good manners and would never just spring this stuff on his SO.
I'm curious, I've asked before about a couple or few of the royals, but I wanna know how Desire is in bed. Which if you forget is lustred toriel.
Desire has taken the lust serum, so she is like every other lust monster when it comes to libido. Insatiable. Stars help her SO lmao
Desire is definitely a dom through and through. She wants her SO whimpering beneath her. She also has a big preference for her male ecto. She enjoys the power trip in topping her SO that way~. She’s not super crazy with her kinks, just the standard dirty possessive talk and a bit of degradation.
Taffy: no matter how hard she tried, a cherry toffee lavender gummy just doesn’t work. The flavors do not want to cooperate. For every big win taffy has with her candy creations she has an equally big fail lol.
Pesto: when he had first started getting into cooking, he had never worked with red meat before since there weren’t any animals that could be hunted/farmed in the underground that had it. Well except bats, but they taste like trash. Anyways pesto would basically turn his steaks into charcoal the first couple of times he tried out of fear of not cooking them through enough.
Sir: the voice is a bit of a turn off Ngl, but hey if he’s a paying customer and following the rules, sir won’t turn him away.
Weasel: he breaks character a bunch during the session cause he keeps laughing. Golum probably hates weasel by the end
Butler: f*ck no. He has standards.
Gold: yes he would if golum was a customer, and gold is perfect for golum just like he is for all his customers. Gold has a surprisingly good hold of his expressions when he gets a customer he’s not particularly attracted to.
Pesto: he doesn’t take customers anymore, but if he did he would make golum pay extra lmao
Flambé: golum better pay a small fortune for Flambe because he is not impressed
This one is more of a @ratsoh-writes ask, but I can include some spicy facts for a few of them here ;)
The spicy and jealous skeletons are:
Captain: he does occasionally get jealous, but not when his SO is being cuddly or affectionate with others. He trusts them and doesn’t care if they wanna give their friends platonic smooches. But if they dare spar other people, then brag/gush about the fights to him, he gets jealous lol. Only captain is allowed to train with his SO! You can either talk him through it, let him fight the feelings away with the ones he’s jealous over, or duel him yourself and have a rather spicy aftercare session. All three will help fix the jealousy
Flambé: he does get jealous if he feels like his his SO is paying too much attention to other skeletons. Specifically other skeleton monsters. Flambé can get enjoying some variety with other monster species, but he’s his SOs number one bonefriend!!! The best and only way really to make him feel better is lots of one on one time ;)
How was the brothel's first time with a human who was menstruating?
Sir: he didn’t give a sh*t and gave the lady a good time just like he would any other client. Blood doesn’t bother sir one bit.
Weasel: he knew what a period was from learning about it from one of the brothel human prostitutes already. So when he got a client who was on hers he was all “periodddd girl~”. She slapped him for the comment. He was into it. She was into it. Lmao good times all around.
Gold: while he did continue with his client, he was very annoyed about how he got a blood stain on his lingerie afterwards. Very very annoyed. Gold was in a real huff over it for the rest of the night.
Butler: he’s never slept with a human on their period before. No reason why not, it’s just never happened. Butler is normally security, and the few times he actually does take clients, it’s usually a monster- or a human male.
Flambé: he wouldn’t sleep with anyone on their period. Seeing the blood everywhere would be a big turn off for flambé. Enough so that he doesn’t want the payment.
Pesto: he’s slept with a few in that state when he was taking clients. Honestly drawing blood when he’s roughing them up isn’t unusual. So seeing blood occurring naturally doesn’t make pesto bat an eye.
3 most nastiest messed-up things Pesto did before his accident?
This is actually intense, so uh a bit of gore under the cut.
So before his face got mauled, pesto was a full time prostitute at the brothel. He was advertised as rough, sadistic and dominant. The perfect pick for any clients who love some punishment~
He’s scratched, bitten and slapped clients before- by request don’t worry!- he’s tied clients up, degraded them, rail them in front of their partners- make them beg. There’s been a lot.
But the craziest thing pesto was ever paid to do was carve his name onto a clients stomach with a switchblade. He didn’t want to at first, but they tipped him an extra 1k in gold and that helped ease pestos nerves for sure lmao. He made sure the blade was clean, and he did refuse to let his client take a gag. If they needed the safe word, he wanted to hear it perfectly clearly. He did make sure the cuts were very surface level. But he did it. Then banged them afterwards
They didnt stop him, and they seemed happy when they left. Sometimes pesto wonders if they got the cuts healed or not. There could be some monster waking around with a scar that spells out papyrus on their stomach.
Pesto has broken many beds in the brothel from how hard he pounded his clients into them lol. After the third cracked bed frame, sir finally gave in and got nicer ones. He was pretty annoyed with pesto at having to spend so much money
