What is the skeletons favorite adventure/ bonding experience they had with their kid!
The only skeletons that actually have kids (in the prompts) are sugar, Barin, and hook!
Sugar: his daughter winnie was and is a very extra maximalist child. She loves bright colors, sparkles, bedazzling and basically anything shiny. For her 10th birthday, she picked a room makeover over a party, so she and sugar spent a whole week shopping for, repainting and rearranging her bedroom. It’s a hot pink and neon nightmare, but probably one of the funnest things sugar has ever done with his kid in his opinion.
Barin: both his adopted kids are young adults now, and very sassy ones too. They were much much worse when they were teens. Barin sometimes wonders how he survived it lmao. One thing Barin did with sunny and moony was take them camping on the weekends, for family time but also to get them away from their devices lol. The result is two Drake skeletons who could absolutely survive a zombie apocalypse and hate tents with a burning passion. They do speak fondly of the old camping trips though
Hook: his ex had moved back to the city shortly after breaking up with hook, and he hadn’t known she was pregnant, so he has no idea about the existence of his kid at the moment
(For the water-breathing skeletons) Would they have sex in a body of water, like an ocean or lake? What about a pool?
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Fisher: hell no to a pool. Breathing in chlorine is painful! The ocean is fine as long as he gets to do a perimeter check first. Fisher is by no means an exhibionist. Lake probably not. Those are usually too populated for him to feel safe.
Jasper: no to all of those except for a bathtub in the comfort of his own home lmao. The thought of someone walking in on him and SO is just too horrifying.
Finn: he can be convinced to try all of those as long as he’s sure he and SO are alone~ for the pool one though, Finn’s ribcage needs to be out of the water. He doesn’t want to accidentally breathe in the chlorine water. That’s a big boner killer.
Sails: oh yea he’s down, as long as SO can breathe water too that is. Sails would be really worried about loosing his concentration and accidentally dunking them underwater for too long while having sex.
Hook: sure, whatever his sweetie wants~ and if some idiot stumbles across them he isn’t stopping. Their fault for not paying attention
Captain: if his SO can’t also breathe water, he’ll call them an idiot. But he still agrees lol. Captain finds the slight danger and risk of getting caught arousing and will be very rough with his SO~
Silex: he only breathes water, so this is gonna happen at some point lol. There are ways to temporarily give him air breathing or his SO water breathing. He prefers the latter since he can move easier under the waves~. Pools are off the table. That would injure his lungs
Pearl: same as silex except she would only be willing to get busy underwater with her partner, even if they were an air breather. Pearl doesn’t trust those air breathing charms the way her brother does.
Gods this has taken such a long flipping time to finish, I don’t even remember when I started on this but it’s prolly been like year or something, give or take fifty feet, as he won like a poll I made over on twitter on whose ref I would draw like ages ago, but he is finally done and I am very happy with how he turned out! While the like basic appearance have stayed pretty much the same as it was from the start, so did I have to remake how he looked awhile back because it was just such a mess and he looks so flipping better now!
Anyway so this is Crow, my Seafell Papyrus, who I am going to give some personality info about real soon, I just want to gush a bit more about his design as I am very happy with it xD because before he had like the red scarf thing and a belt on the outside of the jacket, and just so many other things that just didn’t make sense or look good and I am all what were I thinking back then, but that’s like the fun thing to like sit down and redo it, to update it and see how much better I gotten at designing these characters, and just fuck I am so stupidly happy with how he looks, as he is just so stupidly handsome haha! xD
Also the no bullet hole i the skull comment on the ref, it’s because all of my other pirate boys got holes in their skulls, but Crow does not as he died before any so called bullets was needed, so his skull is whole.
But, time for some proper info and personality thingies down below, also some suggestive things just so ya know but nothing overly detailed, and as a bonus furthest down I put the old design of his outfit for ya all to see, so enjoy!
Crow is only 23, making him the second youngest out of all my skeleton boys.
He is also the second skeleton who is completely gay, who is only interested in one gender, as usually I make them skeletons bi/pan, but with Crow here it just felt right to make him homosexual only, and also gay pirates was very much a very big thing so pfft. So alas you simping peeps out there who aien’t male, he a man only guy.
He is a former pirate, after dying to only then wake up as a cursed skeleton, he finally had the chance to start anew and live his life how he always have wanted away from piracy, although he is a pirate hunter, bit of a vigilante, now instead so still is doing things related to piracy. But he never wanted to be a pirate, but thanks to been the literal son of a very powerful and feared pirate captain, he didn’t have much choice, as there was no way a proper navy or any other law following group would want to take him in.
His crew is a mix of human and monsters, most which are former pirates which he has taken under his wing. One of them are Seafell Undyne aka Fin, who gave him that lovely scar over his face before he succeeded in besting her and get her to join his crew, she is now his right hand woman and second in command.
He is extremely hard working, a bit of a workaholic like all my UF papyruses is, one way or the other, he works hard to keep his crew safe, to hunt down pirates who truly deserves to be hunted down, but he is way better at not working himself to the bone like Edge do, but there are times when he ends up working himself way too hard and into exhaustion.
His goal is to find his father who is the reason to him and his brother dying and getting cursed, to destroy the artifact that is the cause and probably end killing his father as well. He is a bit revenge seeking when it comes to his father but not so much that he would put his crew in unnecessary risk, the safety of his crew is very important to him.
Very calm and collected, in control, great tactician, shit at naming things, loves to read and to play chess. Greatly cares about the people who works for him and have their safety and well being as the most important thing, a very just man who even though he had a pirate upbringing and been living as such for most of his life, so will he always go out of his way to make sure no innocent people ends up hurt and so on.
But he will break laws time to time if it is needed, not something he likes but sometimes some laws and rules needs to be broken so to do the right thing.
A very busy and driven man, but who will still always make sure that his crew is well taken care of and got all that they need, who often puts others before himself but not so much that he ends up suffering.
He is polite, a gentleman, he will always give people a second chance because everyone can change if they are given the chance and got the will to do so.
A bit of a accidental flirt at times, he is a bit dense when it comes to romance and to his own feelings towards someone he is actually crushing on. Mistake what he feels as friendship for awhile before he is able to figure it out, and if he ends up crushing on someone in his crew he will do his best to keep these feelings for himself, as he will fear that since he is the captain that would put the person in a very awkward position since he is their superior, and he just do not want to pressure someone to accept his feelings just because he is their boss.
He later loses his leg as he saves one of his crew members, from getting crushes by a heavy object falling down, which would had killed his crewmate but which only cost him his leg. As Crow is willing to get hurt, to disregard his own health, to save one of his crew members, since a leg is less important than a life.
He’s a romantic, he loves been taken care of, to have his control taken away and get ordered around by the man he loves. He is a total sub at heart, something he tries to keep hidden as he worries he will lose the respect of his crew if it comes out that their captain likes to be ordered around and not in charge in the bedroom/in a relationship, in truth his crew already know but it’s not their business and they still respect him so much, but he don’t know that they do.
He have had partners in the past before dying and becoming a skeleton, so he aien’t no virgin.
And that’s all I’mma share about him for now, need to write info and so on down a bit better so some of the things above might end up changing a bit, might end up editing the text above, but for now it will do yes.
And as a bonus here have the old design of his outfit since there is such a difference to his new one but yet still allot of it is the same haha
Maybe do an updated version of the introvert vs. extrovert list ask in masterlist 2, but with all the skeles?
Alright. *breaks fingers* let’s do this!!
Introverts: honey basil red rust lord mutt coffee butler gold Pluto Helios peaches ram pitch moose quill harpy papaya sails Alden barin saga snipe slim pop tempo green lens cricket tinker partner rowdy
Extroverts: papyrus Star willow lilac edge noir mal cash charm sugar sparks lush sir Flambe pesto Jupiter orion barley crow roost mango fisher Jasper Finn hook captain silex Ollivander arwin Hilda bruiser butch boss rhythm vibrato gears zen thistle yarrow
Ambiverts: sans oak wine salt pepper weasel atlas Artemis rancher cider maple Pearl ace G compass taffy pudding stitches shield
Longer answers: under the cut cause it’s a long fkn list
Sans: he truly is fine with or without company. Simply put sans is just too lazy to care. While he does value his privacy, that’s more in the lines of what his thoughts are. Sans doesn’t give out his true intentions easily. And he can keep being a secretive little jokester in the privacy of his own home, or surrounded by friends. It doesn’t make a difference to him.
Papyrus (and willow): papyrus loves people! He thrives on being surrounded by other happy faces. When he’s alone too long, his more anxious thoughts start turning creep in, so having friends or just any people around is always preferable.
Star (and lilac): he’s an extrovert cause it’s a lot easier to have fun with others than by yourself. Daily tasks just don’t hit as hard without commentary from other people to fill the silence. Star hates silence lol
Honey (and basil): he’s an introvert cause people are scary. It takes a while for him to get comfortable. Therefore it’s just easier to have his me time by himself.
Red (and rust): introvert. He doesn’t like people. And he’s territorial and likes his space. There’s really nothing deep to it
Edge (and noir): extrovert. The best work is done with a proper team and edge prefers his allies around him. He’s learned over the years that just life is simply more.. enjoyable with others, even if they sometimes hold him back he feels
Oak: while he and sans are both ambiverts, it’s for entirely different reasons. Oak simply can’t be introverted. It’s not safe for him to be along long times with his memory. And his perception of time is trash, so he gets nervous if he’s alone too long. But at the same time he would really rather not be always surrounded you know?
Mal: extrovert obviously. Come on, this gossip queen can be nothing else! After all you need many friends in order to get good tea~
Cash: he loves his besties, and causing chaos is always better in groups. You need people to take the blame with you after all lol. Cash prefers having company, mostly of very close friends, but he’ll take others too. He’s pretty extroverted
Lord: he’s a total introvert. He’s only happy to be around a small handful of special people all day, and even then he still needs breaks from them periodically lol
Mutt: he was an extrovert before his LV sickness, but his inability to connect has made him loose his taste for always wanting companionship, so he’s more introvert these days. Unless it’s the right person that is…
Wine: he quite likes lazy days alone, but he equally loves outings with groups. Wine just lets the day take him wherever it may go with no real preference. So ambivert
Coffee: total introvert. He doesn’t like people, and when he is actually in the mood to socialize, it’s for a very limited time frame lol.
Pluto: he’s such a little introvert. He has to get himself psyched up for a day beforehand first when he knows he’ll be in a group larger than four for a few hours. Pluto is perfectly happy spending his days researching alone instead
Jupiter: sports are better with teammates so 100% extrovert.
Orion: his lazy devil may care personality is deceiving. Orion thrives in company, he craves interaction. He’s the guy who will look at a complete stranger and go up to them to get their life story. Total extrovert
Atlas is an ambivert because while he can enjoy company, he doesn’t necessarily need it. He just needs adventure and gossip. It doesn’t have to come from a face to face source, but it doesn’t have to be alone to be enjoyable either
Helios: while he has a great stage face, that’s all it is, a fake face. Helios never liked the spotlight, it’s just another thing he endures so he can stay in the fight. He’d much rather be chilling alone in his Snuggie than dealing with people all the time
Artemis: she’d have been extroverted if she hadn’t been shut away in a hospital room for most of her life. Artemis is used to being alone, but she also loves interaction
Charm: he hates being alone with his thoughts. The brain is cold and hard, other peoples beds are soft and warm~ extrovert
Sugar: he just loves everybody! Of course he wants to hang out!! Total extrovert. If anyone argues otherwise they don’t know sugar at all
Sparks: I could repeat sugars answer and you have sparks pretty much. He loves everyone! Extrovert!
Salt: he’s ambivert as he likes people, but he likes his own space too. He needs a healthy balance of both to feel fulfilled
Lush: he’s a tragic extrovert. Lush craves companionship and company, but finds it very hard to make said friends that fufills that. So he pretends it doesn’t matter when it very much does. Please be friends with him!
Pepper: he’s incredibly picky about the company he keeps, and honestly doesn’t care if that means a few days alone or not. Pepper can entertain himself. But he does throughly love hanging out whenever with the ones he deems worthy. Ambivert
Sir: he’s a nosy bugger and likes being around every one so he can know what’s going on at all times. Sir is a great extrovert!
Weasel: he doesn’t really care if he’s causing chaos with friends, or just chilling alone. There are many ways weasel keeps himself entertained. He’s pretty independent. Ambivert
Butler: he tolerates large groups if he likes the people in them, but it doesn’t stop him from craving that sweet sweet alone time. He’s a social introvert.
Gold: while he does love being with friends, his social battery is way smaller than he acts it is actually. You can tell golds getting tired the more he flirts. He’s secretly hoping he can get this interaction over with so he can go back and work on his outfits
Flambe: all eyes on him ladies and gentleman~ extrovert lol. He loves attention too much not to be
Pesto: like Flambe, pesto craves attention and validation. And he wants it from lots of friends. He’s not in a place where he can feel that again, but he’s getting there. Extrovert
Peaches: he’s perfectly happy with just his trees, and family. But even with a large family, he knows he’ll get all his me time during his work in the orchid. He’s a sweet introvert
Rancher: he’s top goal driven to be introvert or extrovert. He doesn’t care if he’s alone or together with people, as long as he’s achieving the thing he wants to do right now!
Cider: he prizes peace, but peace can come in a group just as much as when it’s just him. Cider is used to a cramped large family, so being surrounded doesn’t bother him. But he’s also perfectly fine alone for a while. He’s definitely ambivert
Barley: he’s so extroverted he literally feels itchy if he’s been alone too long lol. Barley jokes that he’s allergic to solitude
Ram: things are just easier to understand when it’s just him. Ram does prize his alone time and peace. So introverted.
Pitch is easily the most introverted skeleton on this list. He’d be just fine socially if the only three people left in the world were him, Ram and maybe a nice gal/guy for ram lol.
Moose: he’s pretty introverted. While he does like outings, he wants to plan ahead for them. Or else he feels very drained afterwards. It is what it is
Maple: as long as a chainsaw is involved, maple doesn’t care if he’s alone or with 100 people. People that know chainsaw safety that is lol. He’s ambivert
Quill: he’s so introverted it hurts. Groups larger than 3 drain him so fast. He even needs breaks from best friends occasionally
Crow: he’s totally extroverted! Crow thinks people make everything so much more interesting! Yes he would like to hear about your day! Give him all those details!!
Roost: he’s a ladies man~ and a lads man~ and a platonic but flirty chill dude/dudettes guy! Roost just likes fun banter and prefers it over none at all. He’s pretty extroverted
Harpy: she truly doesn’t care if she does everything by herself, or if she has competent partners around her. In her main social life she’s seen as ambivert, but personally she feels as if she leans more towards introverted. While she puts up a good farce, she does just feel.. better alone. More calm.
Mango: she feels more secure surrounded by people she likes, preferably humans but she has monster friends too who’ve earned her trust! Mango is definitely extroverted!
Papaya: he’s more on the introverted side of the spectrum. Papaya is friendly and kind, but he simply just needs a dose of peace and quiet every day to function.
Fisher: his favorite activity in life is playfully tormenting others, and since that requires other people to work, extrovert it is~
Jasper: intellectually he knows he’s a walking dumpster fire if left to his own devices so Jasper constantly seeks out company from buddies. And he does like it lol. So he’s very extroverted
Finn: he quite literally took a job in the royal guard, then as a scout master cause it involves working with other people! Finn loves people and loves helping them! He’s extroverted for sure!
Sails: his ideal day is just him, his dog and a nice day out on his boat in the ocean. Nobody needing anything from him. Sails knows he’s an introvert and is cool with this about himself
Hook: he gets lonely easily, and seeks out lots of companionship and drama cause of it. Hooks always been extroverted because of this. It’s why he’s so happy on the ship with all his crew mates
Captain has honestly never had a life where he was alone. In his old au he shared a ship with many others, and now he captains a navy vessel with a crew on his own. He’d feel quite off if he ever did find himself alone. Captain is definitely extroverted
Pearl quite likes her relaxing me time, but she has no issues pleasing the masses as well as a princess. The spotlight on her is heavy but not exhausting. She’s a good ambivert.
Silex: this man is so extroverted lol. He wants to meet every one and see it all!!! It’s hard to imagine him as anything else
Alden: he’s happiest when it’s just him in his art studio. No distractions. Alden is for sure introverted even though he comes across as one of the more friendly skeletons
Ollivander: the reason his bank is so successful is because in part of how personable Ollie is! Ollivander is an extroverted fellow, and that friendly helpful face he puts on at work is very much genuine. Unless you aren’t paying your debts that is~
Hilda: she’s so obviously extroverted lol. And sucks for her since she was raised in a family of quiet polite high class introverts lol. Hilda felt pretty repressed growing up, leading to the over the top personality she has these days
Saga: she’s very much introverted. Saga is happy to just be left to her books for the rest of her life. But she will tolerate polite companions for a bit each day
Barin: he’s introverted, always has been. But his duties require him to manage a lot of people. So Barin powers through like he does with everything else in life. He really really values what little alone time he does have though
Arwin: he’s the extroverted life of the party! Arwin is a fan of having many fans and wears his posse like a badge of honor lol
Snipe: he hates people. And he probably hates you too. So don’t bother him. Introverted
Bruiser: he loves meeting his favorite people. And things are simply just too boring without them! So bruiser is very extroverted. He’s a needy friend lol
Butch: in order to kick *ss and take names, there needs to be *ss to kick and names to take, so for the sake of all his crazy shenanigans, butch must be extroverted lol
Boss: he craves companionship despite his best efforts to pretend he doesn’t. Boss feels quite lonely when he finds himself with nothing to do. Hence why he bosses his brothers around so much. He’s extroverted
Ace: causing chaos with (or against) others is fun~ causing chaos alone is also fun~ ace is a true ambivert
Slim: he’d rather hurl than have to be around people all the time. And his best friendships are more than often done through a screen. Slim is introverted all the way
Pop: he’s a very friendly and random introvert! He comes across as a quirky socialite though when- oh where did he go? Did he ditch every one again?
Rhythm: dancing is simply more fun with a partner so rhythm must be extroverted! Besides you need a mob to make a flash mob lol
Tempo: he’s very much introverted. After all he need solitude in order to make the compositions he loves! And he’s happiest when he’s creating
Vibrato: it’s a good thing he’s extroverted with how much he’s on stage! He loves his fans so much! And the paparazzi, and his bodyguards who keep him from the paparazzi lol
Lens: even without his paranoia, lens has always been more on the introverted side. There’s certain people he trusts enough to be fine around whenever, but anyone else is very tiring for him emotionally. It takes lens a long time to open up
Cricket: he’s introverted as well, a bit of a surprising fact for anyone who often sees him with cash and mal. Cricket likes his alone time at the junkyard. Only best friends can drag him away from it lol
G: he’s ambivert for sure. G does quite like being surrounded by people, but there’s something equally alluring with exploring life on his own too. He’s a go with the flow guy. Whatever fits better with that days plans works fine
Green: while socializing is enjoyable, green needs time to recoup and heal from it. He thinks very hard when he’s with people and even if he likes them and what they do together, he’s simply just tired afterwards. So introverted
Gears: he’s extroverted, but just barely. Gears can be alone for ages when he’s caught in creating a new trinket, but when he’s away from that (and lucid after he gets out of the inventors haze lol) he craves companionship! He wants to chat! To hang out! To be doted on lol
Compass: he’s a true ambivert. He’s happy playing and exploring on his own, but if someone wants to join he’s perfectly chill with adding them. No fuss. It’s not that deep for him
Zen: he’s an extroverted boy! Zen is just so curious about people. He wants to hear their stories! Plus it pleases the little host inside of him to have lots of others around!
Shield: hes ambiverted. While shield enjoys company, he also enjoys his independence quite a bit. Shield likes toeing the line between popular social guy and cool independent lone wolf. Why confine yourself to one label when you can have both?
Taffy: she doesn’t care for quantity of friends, just the quality. And if that means she’s alone sometime, well that doesn’t bother her. Taffy is a good ambivert
Pudding comes off as extroverted pretty easily, but she’s quite ambiverted really. Most of her social butterfly mask is just that, a mask. She enjoys the play bit doesn’t need it to feel fulfilled
Partner: he’s more introverted. And it reflects in what he does when he’s off the clock. When partner isn’t playing his part as sheriff, he takes a lot of time alone to himself
Rowdy never really got to explore himself socially as a child, so he’s trying very hard right now to come across as social open and adventurous. He’s been realizing over time though that he really just wants to be left to himself for most of the time. Adventure is only fun when it’s scheduled in with plenty of me time breaks in between. He’s an introvert
Stitches: he’s happy nerding out with friends, or nerding out alone! Online forums are a thing too. Stitches doesn’t need lots of companionship to be happy although it is fun. He’s ambivert.
Tinker: anyone who knows this monster can just smell the introvert oozing out of him lol. He crochets all day alone and loves it that way
Thistle: he’s extroverted! In fact he gets jittery if he’s been alone too long. He starts feeling unsafe. Loneliness is scary man
Yarrow: yarrow too is more extroverted for sure. Being raised in a coven all about family inclusion and stuff kinda leaves you no choice lol. He’s cool with it though
(Dealer's choice) What's a fantasy they would love to play out with a partner?
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Sans: he’d love to go down on his SO while their in fits of laughter. Something about the idea of feeling their amusement through his mouth is just the hottest thing in the world to him.
Captain: he wants an intense battle between him and his partner where they even draw blood in the fight. The victor winds up dominating the loser completely as the reward. Captain doesn’t care if he wins or not.
Skelly has been flagged for a tax audit (boring adult crisis that looks into spending records possibly leading to fines or legal action of anything is found) how do they react?
Sails: audit away my dudes~ his record is squeaky clean. Sails only buys all his dog treats and blunts from perfectly legal sources, and his job is squeaky clean as well. They’ll be disappointed in him sure, but they won’t have anything on him lol
Weasel: the IRS is coming for him!!! He’s crying, sobbing, running to his dear older brother to save him. Sir slaps weasel a few times and tells him to get ahold of himself. His official job title is a waiter remember, and it’s a very exclusive restaurant so it makes sense that he’s paid more. Now shut up and quit acting suspicious
Lens: his finances are already closely watched considering he’s in protective services, so he just shrugs and moves on. Lens couldn’t hide anything even if he wanted to
Red: well sh*t. He’s not scared of the IRS, he’s scared of edge finding the papers and seeing just how much red spends on cat toys. Sorry that baby bones (his cat) is adorable! He deserves it all and reds bills are paid! So what’s the problem huh?
Harpy: she may or may not have some bribes she’ll need to cover up. There’s a reason all the high end places picked her wine to sell so easily. Oh well, she can just label those as “gifts” and nobody will care. What are they gonna do? Arrest a winery for operating as a winery?
Willow: audit away. Although he does hire someone to comb through the bakery’s asserts before hand just in case. Oak and willow handle the money together, but occasionally things might fall through when they get absent minded.
Captain: ugh! He hates the yearly audit. It’s such a waste of time. Captain feels lazy and just has his resident mage Dallas confund (aka confuse) the auditor into labeling everything as fine.
Cash: he LOVES audit days. So does mal~ somehow with cashs trickery and skills in money and taxes, by the end the auditor finds out that the government actually owes them both more in tax returns. Suck it
Lush: with how much property and businesses he owns, he can’t reasonably handle all of it and keep up with his other work on his own. So lush hires a few guys to handle the audit for him. He has some favorite financial advisors for this job. They’ve never failed him before and they wouldn’t dare today
Papyrus: oh the auditors love visiting him, cause papyrus treats the ordeal like they’re on tour and lets them check out the escape rooms too! Even if he does have an issue with his finances, he’s just so nice that they just give a verbal warning and a wink as they scratch it off lol.
They managed to anger a very petty fae. How and what is their punishment?
For the 10 most likely to anger a fae, and Pop does not count.
Red: he probably flipped it off or called it a f*ckhead. The fae made it so all chocolate that red eats tastes like white chocolate. The fae has ruined reds favorite treat forever lol
Butch: he 100% got in a bar fight with the fae, and won. It’s only mad that a mere mortal managed to get the jump on it lol. So the fae curses butch to have hands of cement to slow his punches down. This backfired and now butch is even stronger
Hilda: she beat the fae in a sports bet. And her favorite soccer team is cursed to not win for the next decade. Hilda is gonna be devastated every game season for a while lol
Charm: he f*cked the faes mom. And while the fae did try to curse him for it, it’s mom reversed the curse cause charm is the first mortal to properly satisfy her in a long while. Charm has no idea all the drama is happening as he continues on with his life
Peaches: I don’t see him doing anything that would intentionally anger a fae, but he could step in a fairy circle by accident or something. He winds up being cursed with being a boar magnet. The orchid is under siege by wild boars now. It takes the combined effort of the family, several neighbors and their hunting dogs to drive them all off
Hook: he got in a bar fight with a fae, and lost, but he snatched off their wig in the process. A disrespect of the highest order of course. So hook is cursed with sea legs. He is now super uncoordinated on land. He keeps bumping into everything
Stitches: he told a fae that Mickey Mouse sucks and that bugs bunny is a way better cartoon character. The fae is a diehard Disney adult, so in order to right this terrible wrong, they delete all the shows that stitches had taped. He actually cries over it.
Thistle: he knows all the rules on how to deal with fae, not that he realizes it’s fae manners that his grandma and mother taught him. So if thistle gets cursed, it’s because the fae had beef with his grandma. The second she finds out, she’s reversing the curse, giving her beloved grandson a smooch on the forehead and a plate of cookies, and leaves to wage a 1000 year war with the guy she beat at bingo night. F*ck you Gerald
Wine: wine is perceptive enough to realize that he just picked a fight with a fae right before it starts to curse him, so he stalls and hashes out a deal instead. He promises to pay the fae back after a certain amount of time. But he did the math. In the fae realm, a year is several of wines lifetimes. By the time they return he’ll be dust. Hah!
