Dragon Ball GT 14
āØGT Stands for Grandpaās TimingāØ
Luud is at full power, which makes him bright red. Stupidly, Goku and Trunks continue to fight him in base form, despite the fact that they only really made any headway when they briefly turned Super Saiyans and attacked him together.Ā Now, Luud is stronger, but the good guys are holding back for no obvious reason.Ā Also, Trunks gets sidelined, so Goku ends up fighting alone for much of this episode.Ā At least, Gokuās alone on the outside.
Because on the inside, all of the victims Luud absorbed are beginning to wake up, starting with Pan.Ā I donāt entirely get it. At first she seems to be some sort of sleeping ghost, then a ghostly Doltaki tries to kiss her and when she slaps him he becomes solid.Ā Then while she smacks the shit out of him everyone else wakes up to see whatās going on.Ā
Practically everyone in here blames Doltaki for their predicament, so naturally they all want a piece of him, but he claims that he knows how to escape, even though he refuses to talk, since he seems to be more afraid of Mu than of being trapped inside Luud.Ā
Hey, did you miss the Para Brothers?Ā No?Ā Well too bad, because theyāre inside Luud and theyāre all over this episode.Ā Pan asks them to use their dance magic to force Doltaki to tell them how to defeat Luud, and it works.
⨠āGoodā āIdeasā, Poorly Executed.āØ
By this point, GT has introduced enough characters in one place that weāre now just sort of having them mingle together, which only compounds their individual shittyness.Ā So now we have the Para Brothers using their spell on Doltaki, inside Luud, in order to rescue the Luud cultists and thwart the evil scheme of Dr. Mu.Ā If any of these characters had been enjoyable, this might have turned out to be somewhat fun, but the Para Brothers are like one of those awful SNL sketches that uses repetition instead of humor, and Doltakiās a sex offender, and Luud looks like a pile of tomatoes with half the charisma.Ā Oh, and Dr. Mu looks like a shitty knockoff of Dr. Gero.Ā Iāll have more to say about Mu down the line, but for now, you can rest assured that he sucks just as much as the rest of this clown show.
Doltaki points out a ācellā in Luudās body.Ā When Mu created Luud, he began with that cell, which I guess is the thing he mutated to make Luud a āmutantā.Ā The term āmachine mutantā gets used a lot in this series.Ā Dr. Mu, Luud, and Iām pretty sure Mutchy all called Machine Mutants, and I donāt think Iāve ever understood just what that is.Ā Anyway, if you take out that one cell, the rest of Luud will collapse, and everyone trapped inside will be freed.Ā
The catch is that you canāt just shoot it from the inside.Ā Pan can hit it easily enough, but that only dazes Luud for a moment.Ā You need someone to attack it on the outside as well, and those attacks have to happen simultaneously in order to make this work.Ā Iām just going to point out that this weakness never came up for any of the other Machine Mutant characters weāll be seeing as the show progresses.
So Pan has to contact Goku on the outside and tell him what to do.Ā Fortunately, the Para Brothers have telepathic abilities.Ā Unfortunately, the Para Brothers have telepathic abilities, which means they have to set up another repetitive, unfunny gag where their power only works through song.Ā Then they stop singing their messages, and Pan calls them out on it, which would be satisfying except this wastes even more time.
But they do relay the message to Goku.Ā Luudās weak spot is almost invisible from the outside, but Goku can sense Panās ki when she attacks it, so he knows where to shoot.Ā They tell him to look for a red thing on his body, which is maybe the most unhelpful thing ever.Ā
So Pan and Goku can both shoot the weak spot, but the problem is that they canāt hit it at the exact same time.Ā Goku apparently has difficulty with this sort of timed coordination, which is bullshit because he learned and mastered the Fusion Dance without having a partner to practice the steps.
So whatās Luud doing while all of this is going on?Ā Jack shit, thatās what.Ā This dumb monster was supposed to be the primary threat of this whole arc.Ā They devoted six episodes of this show to Luud and his cult, and now heās finally at full power, but all he does is sort of stand around, occasionally flailing his arms and saying his name while he waits for Goku and Pan to kill him.Ā
Hereās a stupid question. Why doesnāt Goku just go Super Saiyan 2 and kill Luud by himself?Ā He was doing pretty well before, and heās not fighting anywhere close to his full power.Ā You could argue that Luud can only be killed by attacking his weak spot, but if that were true then Mu wouldnāt have been worried about getting him up to full strength.Ā You could also argue that Goku might kill Pan and the others if he goes full ham on Luud, but they seem to be trapped inside Luudās tummy, so I think that means Goku could blow Luudās head off without hurting anyone.Ā
Another stupid question.Ā Dr. Mu waited twenty years for this?Ā Ā Luud was supposed to be a doomsday weapon, but he canāt even kill one Saiyan.Ā Mutchy gave Goku a harder time than this, and he could actually talk and stuff.Ā
While āthe god of destructionā swats at Goku and misses him with eye lasers, Goku talks to the Para Brothers and suggests using a chant to get their timing down, as opposed to a count of three.Ā It works, though I donāt see what the difference is.Ā Maybe this is just a āGoku likes foodā joke.Ā Ā Well, it works, so I canāt complain.
Man, that Machine Mutant is toast.Ā Ā
Yeah, more like... burnt toast.
Once Luud falls apart, all of the people trapped inside are teleported back out, including Doltaki, who somehow slips away and takes off in a crappy little spaceship.Ā You know, that kind of looks like the time machines in the Xenoverse games, but not quite.
Anyway, Doltaki kind of doesnāt matter, since his sole purpose was to run the Luud cult, which is now completely destroyed.Ā I guess he could still be a menace if he hung onto that fleshlight that turns people into dolls, but Iām pretty sure we never see anyone use that power again from here on out.Ā
āØIs This Episode Worse than āThe Roaming Lakeā?āØ
Itās got the Para Brothers and Dolltaki, so yes.Ā Yes, it is much worse.
āØPositivity PageāØ
So, I donāt have a lot of good things to say about this episode.Ā I guess one bright spot is that it mostly managed to stay focused on a singular objective: defeating Luud.Ā Prior episodes kept getting distracted with nonsense like Giru eating the Dragon Radar, or Pan cosplaying as a bee, or Doltaki just ditching the main plot to hide in his playroom.Ā The final battle with Luud sucked, but at least we didnāt have to keep switching scenes to check in on some other horseshit happening someplace else.
More importantly, I think weāve finally passed through the absolute worst of Dragon Ball GT.Ā I seem to remember Episode 15 being not entirely terrible, and The pre-Baby stuff is bad, but at least itās not Zoonama-flirting-with-Trunks bad.Ā The Baby Saga is pretty weak, but I think most fans agree it was the high water mark for GT, so when you watch this series, you start to really look forward to Baby showing up, because the first 14 episodes are such a trash dump.Ā
On the other hand, it never actually gets good, and thatās sort of the trick GT plays on you.Ā Every time Iāve watched it, including now, I keep thinking that the episode Iām on right now is terrible, but at least the next one will be a little better.Ā And I keep watching and keep watching, and then Iām finally on the last episode and I realize that no, it just sort of sucked the whole way through.Ā Thatās one reason I keep comparing each episode to āThe Roaming Lakeā, because I donāt have the patience to rank GT episodes from best to worst, but I still want to establish which episodes are good enough to stand alongside the original DB and DBZ.Ā
Ā āØThe Blade Braxton Memorial Haiku*āØ
Search Four Planets
To find just two Dragon Balls?
Sheesh.Ā Who booked this crap?













