ways my roommate Shelby has made my date nights awkward: part 1
"Austin, shut up. I will fart on all the things you love. Including Devan." (we have not said the L word as of yet) *awkward silence* "Okay bye!" *she runs away*
*the three of us are watching tv together, just before Austin and I are about to head out on our date* *she starts singing* I can see what's happening...and they don't have a clue. They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
*whispering in my ear* "I'll fart on all the things you love. Including Austin."
*sneaks up on us on our date and starts singing* Shalalalalala my oh my looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl...shalalalala ain't that sad it's such a shame, too bad, you're gonna miss the girl...you better kiss the girl. Go on and kiss the girl..."
"So, Devan, what do you think of Austin's new haircut?" "oh, I don't care what he does with his hair." *to austin* "That means she hates it."
MORE TO COME I'M SURE GODDAMMIT SHELBY
