Intransigent @sempermisha - Tumblr Blog

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

lihiominaa

#right in front of my salad

House of the Dragon S01E05 • We Light the Way

thecarlosramos

holleywoodsigns

chrispineofficial

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr

limitededitionsanderssidesblog

Me, fishing this app out of the trash once a month:

hyrude

i understand why undersexed husbands get super into home improvement. my lover’s had an opposite work schedule to mine for 4 days and it’s got me putting joint compactor in my walls with a spackling knife

hyrude

is no one going to reply “at least somebody’s getting their holes filled”? do i have to do everything myself? my god, am i the only person on this website? the only person alive? can you hear me? can you hear me? hello? i said im FILLING HOLES. IN MY WALL. WITH JOINT COMPOUND. and i am NOT DOING A GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

joshpeck

still being active on tumblr is camp

fucignwimdy

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

joshpeck

i'll outlive everything you love

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mornington-the-crescent

funnytwittertweets

tiny-plant-daddy

Same energy

starpeace

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

starpeace

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

nothing-suspicious-at-all

@blackkatmagic

0ut-of-my-head

stranger things mood: hopper

ladystarks

The Dregs | Shadow and Bone (2021)

Oh look we’re trending again during important political events

and it’s because two actors who haven’t been on the show in over a decade are planning a deancas wedding on Valentine’s Day

From now on this is how I’d like to received all my news, please: highly important political drama softened by absolutely batshit bananas Supernatural/Destiel news

#chad lindberg #destiel #supernatural