#luxon

[sapphia]

David Seymour, New Zealand’s neoliberal nightmare, went on national tv and told the country that the labour government’s school lunch program was serving unappealing “woke” foods that kids were throwing in the bin.

They were eating this:

They’re now eating this:

Turns out you can’t turn <$8 a serving into <$3 a serve without serving the poorest kids in the county literal slop.

Austerity in action. We did this so landlords like our Prime Minister don’t have to pay their taxes when they profit off selling assets in their property portfolio.

He’s since sold three houses.

That profit came directly from the mouths of hungry kids.

This is why you shouldn’t make businessmen your Prime Minister (or president).

[californiannostalgia]

The rites to reverse divinity would require the consent of the pantheon. The Matron refuses to force such yolks upon her family.

They will have to choose. They would lose themselves till they reclaimed their memories.

There is still an alien power of rebirth still woven into Exandria. (Luxon!) It can be made to work. Like immortality, but mortal.

Raven Queen: "Strangely clever. But you will have to convince them, when this is done."

They will try to brick you back into the Red Moon.

[homocynical]

39 New Zealand soldiers are known to have participated in the Gaza genocide, Kiwis should demand to know who these psychopaths are and demand investigation and accountability - THAT MEANS PROSECUTION FOR WAR CRIMES.

[rainbowcaleb]

If somehow you haven’t seen yet, CR is dropping a liquid core Luxon dice, compete with Essek art on the packaging

Link to IG

[cicatrixtwigs]

Okay but what would be funnier than The Bright Queen seeing Ashton and his dunamantic beacon brain and being like, this is it, they are the messiah.

My brain is just running Life of Brian sketches

"Just FUCK OFF!"

"How should we fuck off o lord?"

Fearne yelling "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

[electromagnetic-moss]

I'm so interested in the political consequences of this plan for the gods.

like i wonder how this plan with mortal gods using the beacons to reincarnate would be put in place. because vasselheim would immediately want at least a single beacon for themselves so they can house their deities safely with no fear of them dying too far from a beacon. but Leylas and the dynasty would certainly have issues with that bc it goes against their goals of reuniting the pieces of the luxon

there would also be the issue of betrayer gods who agree to this plan, they would need some people to advocate and make sure they're allowed proximity to a beacon but vasselheim and the dynasty would each have issues with that (the dynasty itself wanted to remove the influence of the betrayers and lolth) unless the pantheon came together on some agreement there idk.

so I wonder if perhaps there'll be some weird mount olympus situation where all the gods congregate and stay within a region made for themselves or a new plane, and leylas or other xhorhasians act as some sort of protector of a beacon that's allowed to stay there

or if this would push research and development of dunamancy to possibly allow for an extended reach for the beacons or remove the need for proximity at all

maybe the gods can just choose to reincarnate when they feel they are going to die and avoid having to use beacons at all.

idk I'm just thinking because imagine 50yrs time from these in game events, one of the pantheon who had agreed to stay accidentally got killed too far and a whole group of people suddenly woke up the next day nearly powerless. Or it would allow those gods who are tired to eventually decide to let go if they ever wanted to

I think it would also create a very strange dynamic between mortals in positions of leadership who have these extended lifespans already (such as keyleth and leylas) who have to repeatedly deal with new versions over and over again or would maybe be tasked with finding and aiding these reincarnations

I'll probably add more to this because I really like thinking about this development, and I hope if it happens, that if we get a new campaign setting or lore book on these new developments

edit: the amount of spelling and grammatical mistakes here... I was tired and over caffeinated my apologies

[fuckyeahstickers]

[ekaeb]

I know I'm probably wrong, but I still wanna get this theory out of my head before I'm proven wrong. (Also, I don't know if anyone else has theorized on this, I only started watching campaign 3 less than 2 months ago.)

What if the Luxon beacons are the crystalized essence of Vordo, the Fateshaper(One of gods Predathos ate)? As far as I'm aware, we don't really know how god eating works, but I feel like it can't be the same as eating a sandwich? What if part of it is that the god goes poof? Their essence would be scattered, but what if it crystalized? The crystals, while not as powerful as the god themself, would still be extremely powerful artefacts.

What if the entire story of the Luxon was created through divine interference to prevent knowledge of Predathos from being uncovered? That would explain why the Luxon doesn't respond to their followers. What if they never existed? What if instead of the Luxon being in stasis, the entity that the beacons came from was already dead?

(*Side note for Luxon lovers on how we can still win, even if this were the case: Entities can be reborn. Gods can be reborn. Molly and Kingsley were reborn from the shattered fragments of Lucien's soul. The power of mortals' belief has been shown to be be very strong, via Sarenrae in c1 and Artagan in c2. With the majority of a country's worship, the Luxon could possibly come into being, either as a reborn of Vordo or as an entity of their own.)