Principle: I should have explained, Self Defense isn’t for honors or athletic students, it’s where dumb-dumbs learn to dial 9-1-1.
Bruce Wayne: You know my son, Jason, is in that class right?
Principle: Yes, Bruce, I do.
Bruce Wayne: Okay, but shouldn’t we be challenging these kids?
Principle: What? Like a fight? I don’t want to fight those kids! …Maybe the girls but-
Bruce Wayne: No! Teaching them!









