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CHARLIE: Poor Mikey… TROY: Wait Mikey is the biscuits and gravy guy, right? RYAN: Can we get a muzzle for him? TROY: Wait wait wait let me finish tatertot hot dot! CHARLIE: What? A muzzle? Ryan! Be nice! TOPHER: Hey, guys?

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Points to anyone who can guess the song Charlie is humming!

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CHARLIE: (humming while typing on a keyboard) CHARLIE: (her phone buzzes) Huh! Okay, well that's a little strange. I don't normally get texts from Jamilla. I wonder what they're texting me about. TROY: Heyoo what they legalized gay marriage let's fucking GO dude that's- Sorry sorry you were saying what? Sorry, which- which one is Jamilla again? CHARLIE: Come on, Troy! You have to know about Jamilla Gardner? Who they are? Have you not been studying the flashcards? I put so much work into those flashcards! They work in 116e with Edgar! Or- I guess Edgar used to work there? … Nothing. Really? 116e? The interfacing building between Tier One and Tier Two? TROY: The 'inter facing building'? Come on, why does it matter which way the building is facing? Charlie, you talking about the bathrooms? Edgar didn't work in the bathroom, what are you talking about? CHARLIE: The- the building at the gate? Into Tier Two? Have you walked around the grounds of OVER? TROY: I don't usually go inside? I do my job. I'm a guard at the gate, and then I go home.

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TOPHER: I'm not happy about it, for what it's worth.

RYAN: That's why he's called CANNONBALL, yknow. He's a loose cannon. He's got a short fuse, a hot temper. His unchecked anger issues are a force to be reckoned with.

TOPHER: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

CHARLIE: Ooooh, scary!

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Everyone needs to listen to Forged Bonds. Not only is it funny and sweet. But at one point Lyssa Jay starts shouting Cunt and its so perfect and needed and it made my whole week.