Ryan [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was...doing things.
Topher [enters the room, noticeably disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Ryan [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was...doing things.
Topher [enters the room, noticeably disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
im literally so obsessed with ryan woe.begone. hes such a character. he's like the most talented hacker ever seen. he won a time machine in an online contest. he got power over all time and space and decided the best way to use it would be making a bunch of ARG-obsessed nerds murder each other. he's autistic as all hell. he straight up lied about having a failsafe and rolled a nat 20 on the deception check. he got the time machine stolen by a phishing attack. he stole it back but only by manipulating his Scruff date. he's canonically got himbo energy. he sold the time machine and went into retirement. he got bored of being in retirement after like six months and went back to doing time travel murder. he has a 6' solidly built art student that he keeps around as a lackey and keeps reviving because its funny. said art student has a voice like Garfield. he told a guy to cut off his hands for no other reason than it was amusing and then he had to teach himself how to reattach peoples hands with time travel. he spent a week frantically coding different ways to get suspicion for the murders of various cops off of his players. when Hunter was like "we have you at our mercy" he was like "bet" and then somehow managed to make it so the Hunter base was doing assassinations for him. he learned his lesson after lying about having failsafes and proceeded to code about two dozen different failsafes for incredibly specific scenarios. not a single one of them has ever triggered. he got brought back to life and the first thing he did was disassemble an incredibly dangerous piece of proprietary government technology. if he had done it wrong it would have brought the wrath of the entire USA government down on his head which would have subsequently ruined the lives of every other major character except for Anne. he didn't know that because he didn't read the manual before taking it apart
CHARLIE: Poor Mikey… TROY: Wait Mikey is the biscuits and gravy guy, right? RYAN: Can we get a muzzle for him? TROY: Wait wait wait let me finish tatertot hot dot! CHARLIE: What? A muzzle? Ryan! Be nice! TOPHER: Hey, guys?
@woebetober day 13 - alternate universe
What if Mikey was recruited by the gamerunners – except I'm terrible at thinking of plot ideas, so it's just a domestic character dynamics piece instead. Very scuffed rough sketch, but I figured if there was any time to share this idea it was now
mfw I make you cut your arm off
WOE.BEGONE Character Playlists, Part 2
Here are all my character playlists for WOE.BEGONE characters who are not, have never been, and will presumably never be Mike Walters. Listed in order of first appearance. Cut for length and possible vague spoilers.
Ryan has a crying kink, you can't convince me otherwise
*at Topher's grave* Ryan: hi everyone and welcome to another unboxing video