[ship meme] Lunastrasza and each of her consorts
Putting this under a read more because it’s hecka long…
Ok let’s start off with the Frostbrood boy <3
Lunaifgos (Lunastrasza/Raureifgos):
who’s the cuddler: Luna. Luna Luna Luna.
who makes the bed: Rau…while she is still in it cause he wakes up at the crack of dawn and she keeps snoring away till like noon
who wakes up first: RAU BECAUSE HE’S A DORK
who has the weird taste in music: Probably Luna lmao
who is more protective: They’re both fairly protective of each other but I’d say Rau more so (he gets hella murderous when she’s even scraped by someone)
who sings in the shower: tHEY BOTH DO
who cries during movies: Luna. Rau is a friggin rock.
who spends the most while out shopping: I have a feeling Rau does….onoldbooks. Luna is like ‘yOU JUST SPENT 5000 GOLD ON TWO OLD BOOKS???’ Rau answers with ‘Yes of course dearest, why wouldn’t I?’ with the sweetest smile ever
who kisses more roughly: Rau ;D
who is more dominate: Luna because reasons ;p
my rating of the ship from 1-10: Over 9000. I ship them so much
Lyna (Lunastrasza/Lystrasz):
who’s the cuddler: Luna again ;D
who makes the bed: LYSIR AND HE PROBABLY HATES IT
who wakes up first: Lysir…..lol
who has the weird taste in music: Lysir probably lmao
who is more protective: Luna is like ANYONE TOUCHES MY BB LYSIR THEY LOSE THEIR NIPPLES, whereas Lysir is like ‘Oh you hurt Luna…i wILL CRUSH YOUR FACE’ Soooo I’d say this is a draw.
who sings in the shower: Luna. Horrible Orcish drinking songs.
who cries during movies: Luna does, but Lysir has his moments where he’ll just be like ‘sniffle sniffle’ and Luna will be like nO BB nO DONT CRY ;_;
who spends the most while out shopping: Lunastrasza. Lysir strikes me as the sort of guy who will buy something only when he absolutely needs it.
who kisses more roughly: Luna ;D
who is more dominate: Ohjeez well um i think minai said it doesn’t take a lot to get Lysir all submissive sO LUNA
my rating of the ship from 1-10: oVER 9000 I MISS RPING THESE TWO DINGUSES
Nefuna (Lunastrasza/Romathion):
who’s the cuddler: Luna again, she’ll jetpack cuddle Rom all night, he’ll wake up to go pee or something and he won’t be able to move because sHE CLINGS TO HIM
who makes the bed: They both sleep until like noon I’d assume so nEITHER HAHAHA LET THE HANDMAIDENS DO IT
who wakes up first: I’d say Luna, but she hits him with pillows till he wakes up too. :D
who has the weird taste in music: rOMATHION. LOL
who is more protective: Luna is hella op protective of Rom, but he’s especially so since he’s lost a mate before.
who sings in the shower: They both do. Horribly, I might add.
who cries during movies: Luna. Rom is probably the guy who falls asleep halfway through LOL
who spends the most while out shopping: Rom. ‘I NEEDED THIS CHEMISTRY SET LUNA’ ‘NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T GOD DAMN’
who kisses more roughly: Rom….nehehe
who is more dominate: Rom again…..nehehehehehehe
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10000000000000000 because they ruin me
Garuna (Lunastrasza/Garrosh):
who’s the cuddler: LUNA AS ALWAYS
who makes the bed: Uhhhhhneitherlol. ‘Warchiefs dO NOT MAKE BEDS’ ‘WELL NEITHER DO DRAGONPRINCESSES’
who wakes up first: God probably Garrosh.
who has the weird taste in music: gARROSH LOL
who is more protective: GARROSH AGAIN HE IS A FUCKING FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH IF SOMEONE EVEN LAYS A FINGER ON LUNA
who sings in the shower: Garrosh does…and Luna too….it’s really funny.
who cries during movies: Luna lmao. Garrosh is just bored out of his wits
who spends the most while out shopping: Luna…lol….’ANOTHER FUCKING CIRCLET LUNA WTF’ ‘IT HAS ROSE QUARTZ IN IT THOUGH OMG’
who kisses more roughly: Garrosh…Orc…tusks…rough…nehehe
who is more dominate: Garry Garry Bo Barry Banana Fana Fo Farry Fee Fi Mo Marry…GARRY
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 1200000 because height difference and just utter adorableness ensues
Lunasha (Lunastrasza/Asha):
who’s the cuddler: Surprisingly, they both are…lol
who makes the bed: aSHA
who wakes up first: ASHA AGAIn
who has the weird taste in music: Luna…………weird Draconic music
who is more protective: They both are hella protective of each other nehe
who sings in the shower: LUNA DOES BUT ASHA HUMS AS HE WASHES HIS BARE BOOTAY
who cries during movies: Asha has his moments, but Luna iS A FUCKING MESS
who spends the most while out shopping: Luna……xD Asha finds a way to make most things himself rather than buying them.
who kisses more roughly: Ashur.
who is more dominate: tHEY BOTH HAVE THEIR MOMENTS NYAKNYAKNYAK
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 90000000000000 bECAUSE ANTLERS AND HORNS AND PURPLE BABIES
Noruna (Lunastrasza/Noraeash):
who’s the cuddler: They both are lol…..;D But I feel their daughter pREVENTS THE CUDDLING BECAUSE SHE WEDGES HERSELF BETWEEN THEM AT NIGHT
who makes the bed: Luna makes Noraeash do it.
who wakes up first: Norry-Ash.
who has the weird taste in music: Nor lol. He’d never admit it though.
who is more protective: Noraeash…seriously he’s like i wILL ALWAYS PROTECT YOU BB LUNA
who sings in the shower: LMAO THEY BOTH DO horribly
who cries during movies: tHEY BOTH ARE TRAIN WRECKS WHEN IT COMES TO SADS
who spends the most while out shopping: Ohgod they both probably slurge the fuck
who kisses more roughly: Luna probably lmao…Noraeash is prolly like mwahmwahmwah whereas Luna is like mWAHSMSHPLP
who is more dominate: Luna is….nehehhe
my rating of the ship from 1-10: just recently it bumped to 9000000000000 because holy frick utter cuteness erupted
bONUS: Kairuna (Lunastrasza/Kairozdormu) eventhoithasntsailedyet:
who’s the cuddler: Oh jeeps Luna again lol.
who makes the bed: kAIROZ
who wakes up first: Kairoz…’Luna time is of the essence so wAKE THE FUCK UP’ “Mmh. No. No no. I am eternal no no.”
who has the weird taste in music: Draconic music probably is pretty weird to everyone else but HEY DRAGONS ARE COOL SO BOTH OF THEM
who is more protective: Luna is especially ever since he was u kno…stabbed…to death….but i feel when he finds out about Yisariach shit is gonna go downnnnn
who sings in the shower: oHMY GODOD BOTH OF THEM (I imagined Kairoz singing in the shower and I made a pterodactyl screech)
who cries during movies: Luna…right into Kairoz’s robes…and he just sighs and pats her back
who spends the most while out shopping: hOURGLASSES LUNA I NEED HOURGLASSES
NO YOU FUCKING DONT OGM
who kisses more roughly: Luna, Kairoz was probably like ‘wtf is kissing and how do I do’
who is more dominate: Luna…….negehgegeg
my rating of the ship from 1-10: A googolplex because I shipped these long before the ship was even built (Kairoz mun I am sorry ilu ok <3)
WHY NOT LET’S HAVE SOME SADNESS:
Lunarius (Lunastrasza/Itharius) aka oh this is painful cuz he’s….dead….:
who’s the cuddler: Itharius would smush her into him as soon as she’d get into bed
who makes the bed: Itharius…he knows Luna isn’t good at it
who wakes up first: ITHARIUS BECAUSE HE’S A MASSIVE DING
who has the weird taste in music: Draconic moosic. Both.
who is more protective: Luna probably because she lost him once, and she sort of followed him all over the place after he came back. Drove him nuts :D
who sings in the shower: ITHARIUS AND HE’S REALLY GOOD AT IT
who cries during movies: Luna but Itharius just would laugh and comfort her
who spends the most while out shopping: Luna….lol
who kisses more roughly: LUNA, Itharius is just like *peck peck i love you* Luna is like *MUFFLED SMOOCHES WITH TONGUE*
who is more dominate: Ehhhhhh idk. It’d really depend on the circumstance.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: Infinity…these two destroyed my heart






